Luyện nghe bài hát The Irony Of It All

Hello, hello, my name's Terry and I'm a
There's nothin' I like more than fired up on beer
And when the here
I exercise my right to get paralytic and

Good Bloke
But I get well leery geezers look at me funny
Bounce 'em like bunnies
I'm likely to cause

Good clean grief you must
And I ain't no thief, law-abidin' and all, all
And who about my liver when it feels good?
What you need is some real

Rasher, rasher, burnin' up
Puttin' people's up
Public disorder, give you public disorder
I down eight and run all over the place

Spit in the face of an officer, see if that ya
'Cause I never broke a law in my
Some day I'm gonna settle down a wife
Come on lads let's have another

Um, hello, my Tim and I'm a criminal
In the eyes of I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I
This ain't no operation

Just a few eighths and some play my vocation
I pose a threat to the
And down the station the hold no patience
Let's space and time

I to get deep sometimes
And think Einstein and Carl Jung
And old Kung Fu movies I to see
Pass the hydrator please, yeah, I'm floatin' on air

to Amsterdam in the New Year, top gear there
'Cause I pride in my hobby
Home-made bongs using my degree
"Dear leaders, legalize weed for these reasons"

I was saying to him, I told him, "Fuck with me and you won't live"
So I smacked him in the head and downed carling
Bada bada bing, for the lad's like, mad
His face a sad sight, and Snake Bite

Going on a right geez, he's a twat
Shouldn't have looked at me like
Anyway, I'm an upstandin'
If a war came I'd be on the front line with 'em

Can't stand crime either, them
On heroin, and criminals
Those thugs are the pinnacle of the of society
I've got all the anger up inside of me

You know, I don't see why I should be the
How can somethin' with no fatalities be illegal?
And how many deaths are there per year alcohol?
I just completed gran turismo on the settin'

We pose no on my city
Ooh, the here, will someone let him in please?
We didn't order
Not a problem, we'll it out

I doubt they meant to us about
After all all adults, not louts
As I was sayin', we're friendly people
We're not the out there causin' trouble

We just sit in hazy bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Porter is
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on six in the mornin'
Then six in the mornin' the sun and it's my bedtime

Causin'
Your stinkin' boys
I'm the lad who's spoilin' it
You're on

It really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a
for gettin' drunk, I like gettin' drunk
'Cause I'm an citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front with 'em

Now Terry, repeatin' yourself
But that's okay, people can't help that
A chemical happenin' inside your brain
Causes you to forget what you're

What? I know what I'm sayin'
I'm perfectly
You stinkin' student
Go get a job and stop robbin' us of our

Um, well accordin' to research
fundin' for further education pales in insignificance
When compared to how they spend on repairin' leery drunk people At the weekend, in casualty wards all over the land

Why you cheeky swine come here
I'm gonna ya, come here