Luyện nghe bài hát The Irony Of It All

Hello, hello, my Terry and I'm a law-abider
There's nothin' I like more than fired up on beer
And when the here
I exercise my to get paralytic and fight

Good fairly
But I get well when geezers look at me funny
Bounce 'em round bunnies
I'm likely to mischief

Good clean grief you must
And I ain't no thief, and all, all legal
And who cares about my liver it feels good?
What you need is some real

Rasher, rasher, burnin' up
Puttin' backs up
Public disorder, I'll you public disorder
I down eight pints and run all over the

in the face of an officer, see if that bothers ya
'Cause I broke a law in my life
Some day I'm gonna settle down a wife
Come on lads let's have fight

Um, hello, my name's Tim and I'm a
In the of society I need to be in jail
For the of herbs I inhale
This ain't no operation

Just a few eighths and play station's my vocation
I pose a to the nation
And down the station the hold no patience
talk space and time

I like to get deep
And about Einstein and Carl Jung
And old Fu movies I like to see
Pass the please, yeah, I'm floatin' on thin air

Going to in the New Year, top gear there
I take pride in my hobby
Home-made bongs my engineering degree
"Dear leaders, please legalize weed for reasons"

Like I was saying to him, I told him, "Fuck me and you won't live"
So I smacked him in the head and another carling
Bada bada bing, for the lad's like, mad
His face a sad sight, and Snake Bite

Going on like a right geez, he's a
Shouldn't have at me like that
Anyway, I'm an upstandin'
If a war came along I'd be on the front line 'em

Can't stand crime either, hooligans
On heroin, and criminals
thugs are the pinnacle of the downfall of society
I've got all the anger pent up of me

You know, I don't see why I be the criminal
How can somethin' with no recorded fatalities be
And how many deaths are there per year alcohol?
I just completed turismo on the hardest settin'

We pose no threat on my
Ooh, the here, will someone let him in please?
We didn't order
Not a problem, we'll it out

I doubt meant to mess us about
After all all adults, not louts
As I was sayin', we're peaceful people
We're not the ones out there causin'

We just sit in this hazy with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail is
MTV, BBC 2, 4 is on until six in the mornin'
six in the mornin' the sun dawns and it's my bedtime

Causin'
stinkin' rabble boys
Saying I'm the lad who's it
on drugs

It really me when people try and tell me I'm a thug
Just for gettin' drunk, I gettin' drunk
'Cause I'm an citizen
If a war came I'd be on the front line with 'em

Now Terry, repeatin' yourself
But that's okay, drunk people help that
A reaction happenin' inside your brain
you to forget what you're sayin'

What? I know exactly what I'm
I'm perfectly
You stinkin' student
Go get a job and robbin' us of our taxes

Um, actually accordin' to research
Government fundin' for further education pales in
When compared to how much they spend on repairin' leery drunk people At the weekend, in casualty all over the land

Why you cheeky swine come here
I'm gonna batter ya, here