Luyện nghe bài hát The Irony Of It All

Hello, hello, my name's and I'm a law-abider
There's nothin' I like more than gettin' fired up on
And when the here
I exercise my right to get and fight

Good fairly
But I get well leery when geezers at me funny
Bounce 'em round like
I'm likely to cause

Good clean grief you must
And I no thief, law-abidin' and all, all legal
And who cares about my liver it feels good?
What you need is some manhood

Rasher, rasher, cash up
Puttin' people's up
Public disorder, I'll give you disorder
I down pints and run all over the place

Spit in the face of an officer, see if that ya
'Cause I never broke a law in my
Some day I'm gonna settle with a wife
Come on let's have another fight

Um, hello, my Tim and I'm a criminal
In the eyes of society I need to be in
For the choice of herbs I
This ain't no wholesale

a few eighths and some play station's my vocation
I pose a to the nation
And down the the police hold no patience
Let's talk and time

I like to get deep
And think about Einstein and Carl
And old Kung Fu I like to see
Pass the hydrator please, yeah, I'm on thin air

Going to Amsterdam in the New Year, top there
'Cause I pride in my hobby
bongs using my engineering degree
"Dear leaders, please legalize for these reasons"

Like I was saying to him, I him, "Fuck with me and you won't live"
So I smacked him in the head and downed another
Bada bing, for the lad's like, mad fight
His a sad sight, Vodka and Snake Bite

Going on like a right geez, he's a
Shouldn't have looked at me like
Anyway, I'm an citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front with 'em

Can't stand crime either, hooligans
On heroin, drugs and
Those thugs are the of the downfall of society
I've got all the pent up inside of me

You know, I don't see why I be the criminal
How can somethin' no recorded fatalities be illegal?
And how many deaths are there per year from
I just completed gran turismo on the hardest

We no threat on my city
Ooh, the pizza's here, will someone let him in
We didn't chicken
Not a problem, we'll it out

I doubt they meant to us about
After all all adults, not louts
As I was sayin', we're friendly people
We're not the out there causin' trouble

We just sit in this hazy with our quarters
Discussing how Gail Porter is
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on six in the mornin'
Then six in the mornin' the sun and it's my bedtime

Causin'
Your stinkin' boys
Saying I'm the lad spoilin' it
on drugs

It really bugs me when people try and me I'm a thug
Just for drunk, I like gettin' drunk
'Cause I'm an upstandin'
If a war came along I'd be on the front with 'em

Now Terry, repeatin' yourself
But okay, drunk people can't help that
A chemical reaction inside your brain
you to forget what you're sayin'

What? I know exactly I'm sayin'
I'm perfectly
You stinkin' student
Go get a job and stop robbin' us of our

Um, well accordin' to research
Government fundin' for further pales in insignificance
When compared to how much they on repairin' leery drunk people At the weekend, in casualty wards all over the land

Why you little swine come here
I'm batter ya, come here