Luyện nghe bài hát The Irony Of It All

Hello, hello, my name's Terry and I'm a
There's nothin' I like more than fired up on beer
And when the here
I my right to get paralytic and fight

Good fairly
But I get leery when geezers look at me funny
'em round like bunnies
I'm to cause mischief

clean grief you must believe
And I ain't no thief, law-abidin' and all, all
And who cares my liver when it feels good?
What you need is some real

Rasher, rasher, cash up
people's backs up
Public disorder, I'll give you public
I down eight pints and run all over the

Spit in the face of an officer, see if bothers ya
'Cause I broke a law in my life
Some day I'm settle down with a wife
Come on lads let's another fight

Um, hello, my Tim and I'm a criminal
In the eyes of society I need to be in
For the choice of herbs I
This ain't no operation

Just a few and some play station's my vocation
I pose a threat to the
And down the station the police no patience
Let's talk and time

I like to get sometimes
And think about and Carl Jung
And old Kung Fu movies I to see
Pass the please, yeah, I'm floatin' on thin air

to Amsterdam in the New Year, top gear there
'Cause I take in my hobby
Home-made bongs using my engineering
"Dear leaders, please weed for these reasons"

Like I was saying to him, I told him, "Fuck me and you won't live"
So I him in the head and downed another carling
bada bing, for the lad's like, mad fight
His face a sad sight, Vodka and Snake

Going on like a geez, he's a twat
Shouldn't have at me like that
Anyway, I'm an citizen
If a war along I'd be on the front line with 'em

Can't stand crime either, them
On heroin, and criminals
thugs are the pinnacle of the downfall of society
I've got all the pent up inside of me

You know, I don't see why I should be the
How can somethin' with no recorded fatalities be
And how deaths are there per year from alcohol?
I just completed turismo on the hardest settin'

We pose no on my city
Ooh, the pizza's here, will someone let him in
We order chicken
Not a problem, pick it out

I doubt they to mess us about
After all we're all adults, not
As I was sayin', we're peaceful people
We're not the ones out there causin'

We just sit in this hazy bubble our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Gail is
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the
Then six in the the sun dawns and it's my bedtime

trouble?
Your rabble boys
I'm the lad who's spoilin' it
You're on

It really me when people try and tell me I'm a thug
for gettin' drunk, I like gettin' drunk
'Cause I'm an upstandin'
If a war came along I'd be on the line with 'em

Now Terry, repeatin' yourself
But that's okay, drunk people help that
A chemical reaction happenin' inside brain
Causes you to what you're sayin'

I know exactly what I'm sayin'
I'm sane
You student lameo
Go get a job and stop us of our taxes

Um, actually accordin' to research
Government fundin' for education pales in insignificance
When compared to how much they spend on repairin' leery drunk At the weekend, in casualty wards all over the land

Why you little swine come here
I'm gonna batter ya, come