Luyện nghe bài hát The Irony Of It All

Hello, hello, my name's and I'm a law-abider
There's nothin' I like more than gettin' up on beer
And when the weekend's
I exercise my right to get and fight

Bloke fairly
But I get well when geezers look at me funny
Bounce 'em round bunnies
I'm likely to cause

Good clean grief you must
And I ain't no thief, and all, all legal
And who cares my liver when it feels good?
you need is some real manhood

Rasher, rasher, cash up
Puttin' backs up
Public disorder, give you public disorder
I down eight and run all over the place

Spit in the face of an officer, see if bothers ya
I never broke a law in my life
Some day I'm settle down with a wife
Come on lads let's have another

Um, hello, my Tim and I'm a criminal
In the of society I need to be in jail
For the choice of I inhale
This ain't no operation

Just a few and some play station's my vocation
I pose a threat to the
And the station the police hold no patience
talk space and time

I to get deep sometimes
And about Einstein and Carl Jung
And old Kung Fu I like to see
Pass the please, yeah, I'm floatin' on thin air

Going to Amsterdam in the New Year, top gear
I take pride in my hobby
Home-made using my engineering degree
"Dear leaders, please weed for these reasons"

Like I was saying to him, I him, "Fuck with me and you won't live"
So I smacked him in the head and another carling
Bada bing, for the lad's like, mad fight
His a sad sight, Vodka and Snake Bite

on like a right geez, he's a twat
Shouldn't have looked at me like
Anyway, I'm an upstandin'
If a war came along I'd be on the front with 'em

stand crime either, them hooligans
On heroin, and criminals
Those thugs are the of the downfall of society
I've got all the anger pent up of me

You know, I don't see why I be the criminal
How can somethin' with no recorded fatalities be
And how many deaths are there per from alcohol?
I just completed gran turismo on the hardest

We pose no threat on my
Ooh, the pizza's here, will let him in please?
We didn't order
Not a problem, we'll it out

I they meant to mess us about
After all all adults, not louts
As I was sayin', we're friendly peaceful
We're not the out there causin' trouble

We just sit in this hazy bubble our quarters
how beautiful Gail Porter is
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the
Then six in the the sun dawns and it's my bedtime

trouble?
Your stinkin' boys
Saying I'm the lad who's it
on drugs

It really bugs me when try and tell me I'm a thug
Just for gettin' drunk, I like drunk
'Cause I'm an upstandin'
If a war came along I'd be on the front with 'em

Now Terry, repeatin' yourself
But that's okay, drunk can't help that
A chemical reaction inside your brain
you to forget what you're sayin'

What? I know exactly I'm sayin'
I'm sane
You stinkin' student
Go get a job and stop robbin' us of our

Um, well accordin' to research
Government fundin' for further education pales in
When compared to how they spend on repairin' leery drunk people At the weekend, in casualty wards all over the land

Why you little swine come here
I'm batter ya, come here