Luyện nghe bài hát The Irony Of It All

Hello, hello, my name's Terry and I'm a
There's nothin' I like more than fired up on beer
And the weekend's here
I exercise my to get paralytic and fight

Good fairly
But I get leery when geezers look at me funny
'em round like bunnies
I'm to cause mischief

Good clean grief you must
And I ain't no thief, and all, all legal
And who cares about my when it feels good?
What you need is some manhood

Rasher, rasher, cash up
Puttin' backs up
Public disorder, I'll you public disorder
I down eight and run all over the place

Spit in the face of an officer, see if bothers ya
I never broke a law in my life
Some day I'm gonna settle down with a
Come on lads have another fight

Um, hello, my name's Tim and I'm a
In the eyes of I need to be in jail
For the choice of herbs I
This ain't no operation

Just a few and some play station's my vocation
I pose a threat to the
And the station the police hold no patience
talk space and time

I to get deep sometimes
And think about Einstein and Jung
And old Kung Fu I like to see
Pass the hydrator please, yeah, I'm on thin air

Going to Amsterdam in the New Year, top there
'Cause I take in my hobby
Home-made using my engineering degree
"Dear leaders, please legalize for these reasons"

I was saying to him, I told him, "Fuck with me and you won't live"
So I smacked him in the head and downed carling
bada bing, for the lad's like, mad fight
His face a sad sight, and Snake Bite

Going on a right geez, he's a twat
have looked at me like that
Anyway, I'm an citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the line with 'em

Can't crime either, them hooligans
On heroin, and criminals
thugs are the pinnacle of the downfall of society
I've got all the anger up inside of me

You know, I see why I should be the criminal
How can somethin' no recorded fatalities be illegal?
And how many deaths are there per from alcohol?
I just completed turismo on the hardest settin'

We pose no on my city
Ooh, the pizza's here, someone let him in please?
We didn't order
Not a problem, pick it out

I they meant to mess us about
After all all adults, not louts
As I was sayin', friendly peaceful people
We're not the ones out causin' trouble

We just sit in this bubble with our quarters
Discussing how Gail Porter is
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the
six in the mornin' the sun dawns and it's my bedtime

Causin'
stinkin' rabble boys
Saying I'm the lad who's it
on drugs

It really bugs me when people try and tell me I'm a
Just for gettin' drunk, I like drunk
'Cause I'm an citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front with 'em

Now Terry, you're repeatin'
But that's okay, drunk people help that
A chemical reaction happenin' inside brain
Causes you to forget you're sayin'

What? I know what I'm sayin'
I'm perfectly
You stinkin' lameo
Go get a job and stop robbin' us of our

Um, well actually accordin' to
fundin' for further education pales in insignificance
When compared to how much they on repairin' leery drunk people At the weekend, in casualty wards all over the land

Why you cheeky swine come here
I'm batter ya, come here