Luyện nghe bài hát The Irony Of It All

Hello, hello, my name's and I'm a law-abider
There's nothin' I like more than fired up on beer
And the weekend's here
I exercise my right to get paralytic and

Bloke fairly
But I get well leery when geezers look at me
Bounce 'em round bunnies
I'm to cause mischief

Good grief you must believe
And I ain't no thief, and all, all legal
And who cares about my when it feels good?
What you need is some manhood

Rasher, rasher, burnin' up
people's backs up
Public disorder, I'll give you public
I down eight and run all over the place

in the face of an officer, see if that bothers ya
'Cause I never a law in my life
Some day I'm gonna settle with a wife
on lads let's have another fight

Um, hello, my Tim and I'm a criminal
In the eyes of I need to be in jail
For the of herbs I inhale
ain't no wholesale operation

Just a few eighths and some play station's my
I pose a threat to the
And down the the police hold no patience
Let's talk and time

I to get deep sometimes
And about Einstein and Carl Jung
And old Fu movies I like to see
Pass the hydrator please, yeah, I'm floatin' on air

to Amsterdam in the New Year, top gear there
'Cause I take in my hobby
Home-made bongs using my degree
"Dear leaders, please legalize for these reasons"

Like I was saying to him, I told him, "Fuck me and you won't live"
So I smacked him in the and downed another carling
Bada bing, for the lad's like, mad fight
His face a sad sight, Vodka and Bite

Going on a right geez, he's a twat
Shouldn't have at me like that
Anyway, I'm an citizen
If a war came along I'd be on the front with 'em

Can't stand crime either, hooligans
On heroin, drugs and
Those thugs are the of the downfall of society
I've got all the anger pent up of me

You know, I don't see why I be the criminal
How can somethin' with no recorded fatalities be
And how many deaths are there per from alcohol?
I just completed turismo on the hardest settin'

We pose no threat on my
Ooh, the pizza's here, will let him in please?
We didn't chicken
Not a problem, pick it out

I doubt they meant to us about
all we're all adults, not louts
As I was sayin', friendly peaceful people
We're not the out there causin' trouble

We just sit in this bubble with our quarters
Discussing how beautiful Porter is
MTV, BBC 2, Channel 4 is on until six in the
Then six in the mornin' the sun dawns and it's my

Causin'
Your stinkin' rabble
I'm the lad who's spoilin' it
You're on

It really bugs me when people try and me I'm a thug
Just for drunk, I like gettin' drunk
'Cause I'm an upstandin'
If a war came I'd be on the front line with 'em

Now Terry, you're repeatin'
But that's okay, drunk people can't that
A chemical happenin' inside your brain
you to forget what you're sayin'

What? I exactly what I'm sayin'
I'm perfectly
You stinkin' lameo
Go get a job and stop robbin' us of our

Um, well accordin' to research
Government fundin' for further education pales in
compared to how much they spend on repairin' leery drunk people At the weekend, in casualty wards all over the land

Why you little swine come here
I'm gonna ya, come here