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"The Girlie Had a Mustache" Videos
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(Get down)
I was cruisin down the avenue early one Friday
When I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my way
I turned my back to mama can I blast
And I said hmm excuse me and she walked past
She was about five foot six or maybe six and a half
With a body like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight leather pants that fit like a drum
And two big - yeah well, she had some
Anyway from behind she was fine
But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine
At first I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased when she said hey honey
At first I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
My mouth wide open and my chin on the ground
And then it hit me, like a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - this girl is a guy
I tried to get away, I said, Well, never mind
Maybe I'll see you some other time
But then he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you look mighty cute in them jeans
This had to be the most embarrassing thing in the world
My whole neighbourhood was watching me get beat up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, they didn't let me explain
They said prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was busted right along with my eye
Cause my homeboys didn't realize that this girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice that this girlie had a mustache
(get down)
I remember last year, the day was October 5th
And my family went away on a weekend ski trip
And they left $100 and a note by the phone
That said don't have any company till we get home
No company I'm 18 They must be jokin!
And by 10 my crib was smokin
All of my friends with their hands in the air
Screaming (party over here party over there)
The party was jammin till at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, they were like Homes, it was live
I thought the party was over, but really was just beginning
I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four women
Dressed in red leather, tight to their booties
I gestured with my index finger come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna scare em
I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres your harem
I didn't waste time, I started shooting the gift
I said Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some time with
I walked upstair, my adrenaline pumpin
Till one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethin
The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead
With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head
Of course I was mad, this type of thing can burn at you
They tied me up and they were stealin my furniture
I said Yo sweetheart, what's wrong with you
What kind of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
She turned around and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed that the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, four guys
They were in disguise it was a set up all the time
I made a complete fool of myself that day
My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away
They walked in, looked like they seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and bound and tied to the bed post
My pop walked in and asked a brilliant question
Son, where's the furniture and why is your room so messy
Obviously Sherlock Holmes had been arrived
I said What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed
I'm tied up, nothing's in one piece
Let's discuss the facts later, mom, please call the police
I wanted to have a party, I thought I was clever
My pop told me I was on punishment forever!
And in retrospect I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache
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- Jazzy's in the House 2007
- Jeff Was on the Beat Box 2007
- Just Rockin' 2007
- Keith B - Real 1 2006
- Live at Union Square (November 1986) 2007
- Momma Knows 2007
- My Buddy 2006
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Singles
86 songs
- Boom! Shake The Room 2006
- Fresh Prince Of Bel Air Theme 2006
- Getting Jiggy With It 2006
- Girls Ain't Nothing but Trouble 2006
- Gettin' Jiggy With It 2006
- You Saw My Blinker 2007
- Nightmare on My Street 2006
- I Think I Can Beat Mike Tyson 2006
- Black Suits Comin' 2006
- I'm All That 2007
- Everything that Glitters (Ain't Always Gold) 2007
- Can You Feel Me? 2006
- I'm Looking for The One 2006
- Ring My Bell 2006
- Brand New Funk 2006
- Big Willie Style 2006
- Scream 2007
- Just Kickin' It 2007
- Let's Get Busy Baby 2006
- Just One of Those Days 2006
- Time to Chill 2006
- Trapped on the Dance Floor 2007
- Somethin' Like Dis 2007
- Ain't No Place Like Home 2007
- Charlie Mack 2006
- I Cant wait to be with you 2007
- Tim Westwood Freestyle 2016
- You Got It (Donut) 2007
- The Things That U Do 2006
- I Gotta Go Home 2007
- Get Lit 2017
- Rhythm Trax - House Party Style 2006
- Switch (Remix) 2007
- Uuhhh 2006
- Ms. Holy Roller 2008
- He's The Dj.... 2006
- Yes Yes Y'all 2006
- Twinkle Twinkle 2006
- I Wanna Rock 2007
- This Boy is Smooth 2007
- Dumb Dancin' 2007
- Too Damn Hype 2007
- A Dog is a Dog 2007
- Numero uno 2007
- Party Starter (Freshman Remix) 2007
- Pump up The Bass 2006
- Rock The House 2006
- Shadow Dreams 2007
- Special Announcement 2007
- Switch Raegee 2006
- Takin' It to the Top 2007
- The Girlie Had a Mustache 2007
- The Magnificent Jazzy Jeff 2007
- The Men of Your Dreams 2007
- The Reverend 2007
- Then She Bit Me 2006
- Touch of Jazz 2007
- Who Stole My Car 2007
- Who Stole The D. J. 2006
- Who Am I 2006
- Guys ain't nothing but trouble 2007
- He's The Dj, I'm The Rapper 2006
- Just Crusin' 2006
- As We Go 2006
- Black Suits Comin' (nod Ya Head - Remix) 2006
- Boy You Knock Me Out 2006
- Caught in the Middle 2007
- Code Red 2006
- D.J. on the Wheels 2007
- Don't Even Try It 2007
- For The Love of the Game 2007
- Here We Go Again 2006
- Hip Hop Dancer's Theme 2007
- How Da Beat Goes On 2006
- Human Video Game 2006
- Interlude 2007
- Jazzy's Groove 2007
- Jazzy's in the House 2007
- Jeff Was on the Beat Box 2007
- Just Rockin' 2007
- Keith B - Real 1 2006
- Live at Union Square (November 1986) 2007
- Momma Knows 2007
- My Buddy 2006
- Nod Ya Head 2006
- Nod yo' Head (black suits comin') 2007
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