Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin down the early one Friday
When I saw what I thought was a lady my way
I turned my back to mama can I
And I said hmm me and she walked past
She was five foot six or maybe six and a half
With a like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight leather pants fit like a drum
And two big - well, she had some
from behind she was fine
But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than
At first I laughed, yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased when she hey honey
At I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
My mouth open and my chin on the ground
And then it hit me, like a bolt the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - girl is a guy
I to get away, I said, Well, never mind
I'll see you some other time
But he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you look mighty cute in jeans
This had to be the most thing in the world
My neighbourhood was watching me get beat up by a girl
And when my came, they didn't let me explain
They said prince, a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was busted right with my eye
Cause my homeboys didn't that this girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't notice that girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I last year, the day was October 5th
And my family went away on a weekend ski
And they left and a note by the phone
That said don't any company till we get home
No company I'm 18 must be jokin!
And by 10 my was smokin
All of my with their hands in the air
Screaming (party here party over there)
The party was jammin till at about 5
And as my friends were leaving, they were like Homes, it was
I thought the party was over, but was just beginning
I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw women
Dressed in red leather, to their booties
I gestured my index finger come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna em
I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres your
I didn't waste time, I started the gift
I Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some time with
I walked upstair, my pumpin
one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethin
The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly
With Fred Flintstone lump on my head
Of I was mad, this type of thing can burn at you
They tied me up and they stealin my furniture
I said Yo sweetheart, what's with you
What kind of stuff is this for a nice like you to do?"
She around and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed that the had a mustache
Not four girls, guys
were in disguise it was a set up all the time
I a complete fool of myself that day
My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul was pullin away
They walked in, looked they seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and bound and to the bed post
My pop walked in and asked a brilliant
Son, where's the and why is your room so messy
Obviously Sherlock had been arrived
I said What do you think, dad, we were robbed
I'm up, nothing's in one piece
Let's discuss the facts later, mom, please call the
I wanted to have a party, I thought I was
My pop told me I was on forever!
And in I had to laugh
I believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache