Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin down the avenue early one
I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my way
I turned my back to mama can I
And I said hmm excuse me and she past
She was about five foot six or maybe six and a
With a body a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight leather pants that fit a drum
And two big - yeah well, she had
Anyway from she was fine
But she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine
At first I laughed, cause yo, to me was funny
But the laughter ceased when she said hey
At I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
My mouth wide open and my on the ground
And it hit me, like a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - girl is a guy
I tried to get away, I said, Well, never
Maybe I'll see you some time
But he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you look mighty cute in them
This had to be the most embarrassing in the world
My neighbourhood was watching me get beat up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, didn't let me explain
They said prince, a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was busted along with my eye
my homeboys didn't realize that this girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't that this girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I remember year, the day was October 5th
And my family away on a weekend ski trip
And left $100 and a note by the phone
That said don't have any company till we get
No company I'm 18 They be jokin!
And by 10 my was smokin
All of my friends their hands in the air
Screaming (party here party over there)
The party was jammin at least about 5
And as my friends leaving, they were like Homes, it was live
I thought the was over, but really was just beginning
I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw women
Dressed in red leather, to their booties
I gestured with my index come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't scare em
I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres harem
I didn't waste time, I started the gift
I said Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend time with
I walked upstair, my pumpin
Till one hit me in the head a lamp or somethin
The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly
another Fred Flintstone lump on my head
Of course I was mad, this type of can burn at you
They tied me up and they stealin my furniture
I Yo sweetheart, what's wrong with you
What kind of stuff is for a nice girl like you to do?"
She turned and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I that the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, guys
They were in it was a set up all the time
I made a fool of myself that day
My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul truck was away
They in, looked like they seen a ghost
There I was, and bound and tied to the bed post
My pop walked in and a brilliant question
Son, where's the and why is your room so messy
Obviously Sherlock Holmes had arrived
I What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed
I'm tied up, nothing's in one
Let's the facts later, mom, please call the police
I to have a party, I thought I was clever
My pop me I was on punishment forever!
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't notice the girlie had a mustache