Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was down the avenue early one Friday
I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my way
I turned my to mama can I blast
And I said hmm excuse me and she walked
She was about five six or maybe six and a half
a body like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight pants that fit like a drum
And two big - well, she had some
Anyway from behind she was
But when she turned around, her mustache was than mine
At I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased when she said hey
At first I was confused, I was spell-bound
My mouth wide and my chin on the ground
And then it hit me, like a bolt the sky
I hold up - wait - this girl is a guy
I to get away, I said, Well, never mind
Maybe I'll see you some time
But then he me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you look cute in them jeans
This had to be the most embarrassing in the world
My whole neighbourhood was me get beat up by a girl
And my homeboys came, they didn't let me explain
They prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was busted right with my eye
Cause my homeboys realize that this girl was a guy
And in I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice this girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I remember last year, the day was 5th
And my family went away on a weekend ski
And left $100 and a note by the phone
said don't have any company till we get home
No I'm 18 They must be jokin!
And by 10 my was smokin
All of my with their hands in the air
Screaming (party here party over there)
The was jammin till at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, they were Homes, it was live
I thought the party was over, but really was beginning
I turned I thought I was dreamin, I saw four women
Dressed in red leather, tight to booties
I gestured with my index finger here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't scare em
I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, your harem
I didn't time, I started shooting the gift
I said Y'all the of girls I'd like to spend some time with
I walked upstair, my pumpin
Till one hit me in the head with a lamp or
The next thing I remember is up nearly dead
With another Fred Flintstone on my head
Of course I was mad, this of thing can burn at you
They me up and they were stealin my furniture
I said Yo sweetheart, what's with you
What kind of stuff is this for a nice like you to do?"
She turned around and smiled and
And that's the way that I noticed the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, four
They in disguise it was a set up all the time
I made a complete fool of myself day
My parents were up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away
They walked in, like they seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and bound and tied to the bed
My pop walked in and asked a brilliant
Son, where's the furniture and why is your so messy
Sherlock Holmes had been arrived
I said do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed
I'm tied up, nothing's in one
Let's discuss the facts later, mom, call the police
I wanted to a party, I thought I was clever
My pop told me I was on forever!
And in I had to laugh
I can't believe I notice that the girlie had a mustache