Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin the avenue early one Friday
When I saw what I was a lady walkin my way
I turned my to mama can I blast
And I said hmm me and she walked past
She was about five foot six or six and a half
With a like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight leather pants that fit a drum
And two big - well, she had some
Anyway from she was fine
But when she turned around, her was bigger than mine
At first I laughed, yo, to me that was funny
But the ceased when she said hey honey
At I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
My mouth wide open and my chin on the
And then it hit me, like a bolt the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - this is a guy
I to get away, I said, Well, never mind
Maybe I'll see you some other
But then he me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you look mighty in them jeans
This had to be the embarrassing thing in the world
My neighbourhood was watching me get beat up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, they let me explain
They said prince, you're a sucker, you be ashamed
My pride was busted right with my eye
Cause my homeboys didn't realize that girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't notice that this had a mustache

(get down)

I remember year, the day was October 5th
And my family went away on a weekend ski
And they left $100 and a note by the
That said don't have any company till we get
No company I'm 18 They be jokin!
And by 10 my was smokin
All of my friends their hands in the air
Screaming (party over party over there)
The party was jammin at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, they were like Homes, it was
I thought the party was over, but was just beginning
I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four
in red leather, tight to their booties
I gestured my index finger come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna em
I Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres your harem
I didn't waste time, I started shooting the
I said Y'all the type of girls I'd to spend some time with
I walked upstair, my adrenaline
Till one hit me in the with a lamp or somethin
The next thing I remember is wakin up dead
another Fred Flintstone lump on my head
Of course I was mad, type of thing can burn at you
They me up and they were stealin my furniture
I said Yo sweetheart, what's wrong you
What kind of stuff is this for a nice like you to do?"
She turned and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I that the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, four
They in disguise it was a set up all the time
I made a fool of myself that day
My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul truck was away
They walked in, looked like seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and bound and to the bed post
My pop in and asked a brilliant question
Son, where's the furniture and why is your so messy
Obviously Sherlock Holmes had arrived
I said What do you think, dad, maybe we robbed
I'm tied up, nothing's in one
Let's discuss the later, mom, please call the police
I wanted to have a party, I thought I was
My pop me I was on punishment forever!
And in I had to laugh
I believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache