Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was down the avenue early one Friday
I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my way
I turned my back to can I blast
And I said hmm excuse me and she past
She was about five six or maybe six and a half
With a body like a goddess, man, girl was bad!
Tight pants that fit like a drum
And two big - well, she had some
Anyway from behind she was
But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than
At I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased when she said hey
At I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
My wide open and my chin on the ground
And then it hit me, like a bolt the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - girl is a guy
I to get away, I said, Well, never mind
Maybe I'll see you other time
But then he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't
And said, Hey boy, you look cute in them jeans
This had to be the most thing in the world
My whole neighbourhood was watching me get beat up by a
And when my homeboys came, they didn't let me
They prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was right along with my eye
Cause my homeboys didn't realize that girl was a guy
And in I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice this girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I last year, the day was October 5th
And my family away on a weekend ski trip
And they left and a note by the phone
That said don't have any till we get home
No I'm 18 They must be jokin!
And by 10 my crib was
All of my friends their hands in the air
Screaming (party here party over there)
The party was jammin till at least 5
And as my were leaving, they were like Homes, it was live
I thought the was over, but really was just beginning
I turned around I I was dreamin, I saw four women
Dressed in red leather, to their booties
I with my index finger come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't scare em
I said Hi my name's the Prince said Hi Prince, wheres your harem
I didn't waste time, I shooting the gift
I said Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend time with
I upstair, my adrenaline pumpin
one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethin
The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly
With another Fred Flintstone lump on my
Of course I was mad, this type of can burn at you
tied me up and they were stealin my furniture
I Yo sweetheart, what's wrong with you
What kind of is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
She turned around and and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, guys
They were in disguise it was a set up all the
I made a complete fool of that day
My parents pullin up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away
They walked in, looked like they seen a
I was, gagged and bound and tied to the bed post
My pop walked in and a brilliant question
Son, where's the furniture and why is your room so
Obviously Sherlock had been arrived
I What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed
I'm up, nothing's in one piece
discuss the facts later, mom, please call the police
I wanted to have a party, I thought I was
My pop told me I was on forever!
And in I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice that the had a mustache