Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin down the avenue early one
I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my way
I my back to mama can I blast
And I said hmm excuse me and she walked
She was about five six or maybe six and a half
With a like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight pants that fit like a drum
And two big - well, she had some
Anyway from she was fine
But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than
At I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased when she said hey
At first I was confused, I was somewhat
My mouth wide open and my chin on the
And then it hit me, like a bolt the sky
I hold up - wait - this girl is a guy
I tried to get away, I said, Well, never
Maybe I'll see you some other
But then he grabbed me by my arm and me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you mighty cute in them jeans
This had to be the most embarrassing thing in the
My whole neighbourhood was me get beat up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, they let me explain
They prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was right along with my eye
Cause my homeboys didn't realize that girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I notice that this girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I remember year, the day was October 5th
And my family went away on a ski trip
And they left $100 and a by the phone
That said don't have any company till we get
No company I'm 18 They be jokin!
And by 10 my crib was
All of my friends with hands in the air
Screaming (party over here over there)
The was jammin till at least about 5
And as my were leaving, they were like Homes, it was live
I thought the party was over, but was just beginning
I around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four women
Dressed in red leather, tight to booties
I with my index finger come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I wanna scare em
I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres your
I didn't waste time, I shooting the gift
I said Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some time
I walked upstair, my pumpin
Till one hit me in the head with a lamp or
The thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead
With another Fred lump on my head
Of course I was mad, type of thing can burn at you
tied me up and they were stealin my furniture
I said Yo sweetheart, wrong with you
What kind of stuff is this for a nice like you to do?"
She turned and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed the girlie had a mustache
Not girls, four guys
They were in disguise it was a set up all the
I made a complete of myself that day
My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul truck was away
walked in, looked like they seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and bound and to the bed post
My pop walked in and a brilliant question
Son, where's the furniture and why is your room so
Obviously Sherlock Holmes had arrived
I What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed
I'm up, nothing's in one piece
Let's the facts later, mom, please call the police
I wanted to have a party, I thought I was
My pop me I was on punishment forever!
And in I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice the girlie had a mustache