Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin down the early one Friday
When I saw what I thought was a lady my way
I my back to mama can I blast
And I hmm excuse me and she walked past
She was about five six or maybe six and a half
With a body like a goddess, man, girl was bad!
Tight leather pants that fit a drum
And two big - yeah well, she had
Anyway behind she was fine
But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger mine
At first I laughed, cause yo, to me that was
But the laughter ceased when she said hey
At first I was confused, I was spell-bound
My mouth wide open and my on the ground
And then it hit me, a bolt from the sky
I hold up - wait - this girl is a guy
I to get away, I said, Well, never mind
Maybe see you some other time
But then he me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you look mighty cute in jeans
had to be the most embarrassing thing in the world
My whole neighbourhood was me get beat up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, they let me explain
said prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was busted right along my eye
Cause my didn't realize that this girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't notice this girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I last year, the day was October 5th
And my went away on a weekend ski trip
And they left and a note by the phone
said don't have any company till we get home
No company I'm 18 They be jokin!
And by 10 my crib was
All of my friends with their in the air
Screaming (party over here over there)
The party was jammin at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, they were like Homes, it was
I thought the was over, but really was just beginning
I turned around I I was dreamin, I saw four women
Dressed in red leather, tight to booties
I gestured my index finger come here, cuties
I to be chill, I didn't wanna scare em
I said Hi my the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres your harem
I didn't waste time, I started the gift
I said Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend time with
I walked upstair, my adrenaline
one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethin
The next thing I remember is up nearly dead
With another Fred Flintstone lump on my
Of course I was mad, this type of can burn at you
tied me up and they were stealin my furniture
I said Yo sweetheart, what's with you
What of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
She around and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed that the girlie had a
Not girls, four guys
They were in disguise it was a set up all the
I made a complete fool of myself day
My parents were pullin up as the u-haul truck was pullin away
They in, looked like they seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and bound and to the bed post
My pop walked in and asked a question
Son, where's the furniture and why is your so messy
Obviously Holmes had been arrived
I said What do you think, dad, maybe we robbed
I'm up, nothing's in one piece
Let's the facts later, mom, please call the police
I to have a party, I thought I was clever
My pop told me I was on forever!
And in retrospect I had to
I believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache