Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin down the avenue early one
When I saw what I thought was a lady my way
I turned my back to can I blast
And I said hmm excuse me and she walked
She was five foot six or maybe six and a half
With a body like a goddess, man, this was bad!
leather pants that fit like a drum
And two big - yeah well, she had
Anyway from behind she was
But she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine
At first I laughed, cause yo, to me was funny
But the laughter ceased she said hey honey
At first I was confused, I was somewhat
My mouth wide open and my on the ground
And it hit me, like a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up - - this girl is a guy
I to get away, I said, Well, never mind
Maybe I'll see you some other
But then he grabbed me by my arm and me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you mighty cute in them jeans
This had to be the embarrassing thing in the world
My neighbourhood was watching me get beat up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, didn't let me explain
They said prince, a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was right along with my eye
Cause my didn't realize that this girl was a guy
And in I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice this girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I remember last year, the day was 5th
And my family away on a weekend ski trip
And left $100 and a note by the phone
That said don't have any company we get home
No company I'm 18 must be jokin!
And by 10 my crib was
All of my friends their hands in the air
Screaming (party over party over there)
The party was till at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, were like Homes, it was live
I thought the party was over, but really was just
I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw women
Dressed in red leather, tight to booties
I with my index finger come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna em
I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres your
I didn't waste time, I started the gift
I Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some time with
I upstair, my adrenaline pumpin
Till one hit me in the head a lamp or somethin
The thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead
another Fred Flintstone lump on my head
Of I was mad, this type of thing can burn at you
They me up and they were stealin my furniture
I Yo sweetheart, what's wrong with you
What of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
She turned around and smiled and
And that's the way that I noticed the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, guys
They were in disguise it was a set up all the
I made a complete fool of that day
My parents were pullin up as the u-haul truck was pullin away
walked in, looked like they seen a ghost
There I was, and bound and tied to the bed post
My pop walked in and a brilliant question
Son, where's the furniture and why is your room so
Obviously Sherlock Holmes had arrived
I said What do you think, dad, we were robbed
I'm up, nothing's in one piece
Let's discuss the facts later, mom, please call the
I wanted to have a party, I thought I was
My pop me I was on punishment forever!
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't that the girlie had a mustache