Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin down the avenue one Friday
When I saw I thought was a lady walkin my way
I turned my back to can I blast
And I hmm excuse me and she walked past
She was about five foot six or maybe six and a
With a body like a goddess, man, girl was bad!
Tight leather that fit like a drum
And two big - well, she had some
from behind she was fine
But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than
At first I laughed, yo, to me that was funny
But the ceased when she said hey honey
At first I was confused, I was somewhat
My wide open and my chin on the ground
And it hit me, like a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - girl is a guy
I to get away, I said, Well, never mind
Maybe I'll see you some other
But then he me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you look mighty cute in them
had to be the most embarrassing thing in the world
My neighbourhood was watching me get beat up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, they let me explain
said prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed
My was busted right along with my eye
Cause my homeboys realize that this girl was a guy
And in I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice that this had a mustache

(get down)

I last year, the day was October 5th
And my family went on a weekend ski trip
And they left $100 and a note by the
That said don't have any company we get home
No company I'm 18 must be jokin!
And by 10 my was smokin
All of my with their hands in the air
Screaming (party over party over there)
The was jammin till at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, they were Homes, it was live
I the party was over, but really was just beginning
I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four
in red leather, tight to their booties
I gestured with my index finger come here,
I tried to be chill, I wanna scare em
I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres harem
I didn't waste time, I started shooting the
I said Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend time with
I walked upstair, my pumpin
Till one hit me in the head a lamp or somethin
The next thing I is wakin up nearly dead
With another Flintstone lump on my head
Of course I was mad, type of thing can burn at you
They tied me up and they were stealin my
I Yo sweetheart, what's wrong with you
What kind of is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
She turned around and smiled and
And that's the way that I that the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, four
They were in disguise it was a set up all the
I a complete fool of myself that day
My parents were pullin up as the u-haul truck was pullin away
They walked in, looked they seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and bound and to the bed post
My pop walked in and asked a brilliant
Son, where's the furniture and why is your so messy
Sherlock Holmes had been arrived
I What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed
I'm tied up, nothing's in one
Let's the facts later, mom, please call the police
I to have a party, I thought I was clever
My pop me I was on punishment forever!
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I notice that the girlie had a mustache