Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin down the early one Friday
When I saw I thought was a lady walkin my way
I turned my back to mama can I
And I hmm excuse me and she walked past
She was five foot six or maybe six and a half
With a body a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight leather pants that fit a drum
And two big - yeah well, she had
Anyway from behind she was
But she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine
At first I laughed, yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter ceased she said hey honey
At I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
My mouth open and my chin on the ground
And then it hit me, like a from the sky
I thought: hold up - - this girl is a guy
I tried to get away, I said, Well, never
I'll see you some other time
But he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave
And said, Hey boy, you look mighty in them jeans
This had to be the most thing in the world
My neighbourhood was watching me get beat up by a girl
And my homeboys came, they didn't let me explain
They said prince, you're a sucker, you should be
My pride was busted right with my eye
Cause my homeboys realize that this girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't that this girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I last year, the day was October 5th
And my went away on a weekend ski trip
And they left $100 and a by the phone
That said don't have any company we get home
No company I'm 18 They be jokin!
And by 10 my was smokin
All of my with their hands in the air
Screaming (party over here over there)
The party was till at least about 5
And as my friends leaving, they were like Homes, it was live
I thought the party was over, but really was just
I turned I thought I was dreamin, I saw four women
in red leather, tight to their booties
I gestured my index finger come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna em
I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres harem
I didn't waste time, I started shooting the
I said Y'all the of girls I'd like to spend some time with
I walked upstair, my adrenaline
Till one hit me in the with a lamp or somethin
The next thing I remember is wakin up dead
another Fred Flintstone lump on my head
Of course I was mad, this of thing can burn at you
They tied me up and they stealin my furniture
I said Yo sweetheart, wrong with you
kind of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
She around and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, guys
were in disguise it was a set up all the time
I made a fool of myself that day
My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul was pullin away
They walked in, looked like they seen a
There I was, gagged and bound and to the bed post
My pop walked in and asked a brilliant
Son, where's the and why is your room so messy
Obviously Holmes had been arrived
I said What do you think, dad, maybe we were
I'm up, nothing's in one piece
Let's discuss the facts later, mom, please call the
I to have a party, I thought I was clever
My pop told me I was on forever!
And in I had to laugh
I can't believe I didn't notice that the had a mustache