Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin down the early one Friday
When I saw what I thought was a lady my way
I my back to mama can I blast
And I said hmm me and she walked past
She was about five foot six or maybe six and a
With a body a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight leather that fit like a drum
And two big - well, she had some
Anyway behind she was fine
But when she turned around, her mustache was than mine
At first I laughed, cause yo, to me was funny
But the laughter ceased when she said hey
At I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
My mouth open and my chin on the ground
And it hit me, like a bolt from the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - this is a guy
I to get away, I said, Well, never mind
I'll see you some other time
But then he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't
And said, Hey boy, you look cute in them jeans
This had to be the most embarrassing thing in the
My whole neighbourhood was watching me get up by a girl
And when my homeboys came, didn't let me explain
They prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was busted along with my eye
Cause my homeboys didn't realize this girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to
I believe I didn't notice that this girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I last year, the day was October 5th
And my family went away on a weekend ski
And they $100 and a note by the phone
That said don't have any company till we get
No company I'm 18 They be jokin!
And by 10 my was smokin
All of my with their hands in the air
Screaming (party over here party there)
The party was jammin at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, were like Homes, it was live
I thought the was over, but really was just beginning
I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw women
Dressed in red leather, to their booties
I gestured with my index come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't scare em
I said Hi my name's the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres your
I waste time, I started shooting the gift
I said Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some with
I walked upstair, my pumpin
one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethin
The next thing I remember is wakin up dead
With another Fred lump on my head
Of course I was mad, this type of thing can at you
They tied me up and they were stealin my
I said Yo sweetheart, what's with you
kind of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
She turned and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, four
were in disguise it was a set up all the time
I made a complete of myself that day
My parents were up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away
They in, looked like they seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and and tied to the bed post
My pop walked in and a brilliant question
Son, the furniture and why is your room so messy
Obviously Holmes had been arrived
I said What do you think, dad, we were robbed
I'm tied up, in one piece
Let's the facts later, mom, please call the police
I wanted to a party, I thought I was clever
My pop me I was on punishment forever!
And in retrospect I had to
I believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache