Luyện nghe bài hát The Girlie Had a Mustache

(Get down)

I was cruisin down the early one Friday
When I saw what I thought was a walkin my way
I turned my back to mama can I
And I said hmm excuse me and she walked
She was about five foot six or maybe six and a
a body like a goddess, man, this girl was bad!
Tight leather that fit like a drum
And two big - well, she had some
from behind she was fine
But when she around, her mustache was bigger than mine
At first I laughed, yo, to me that was funny
But the laughter when she said hey honey
At I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound
My wide open and my chin on the ground
And then it hit me, like a bolt the sky
I thought: hold up - wait - girl is a guy
I tried to get away, I said, Well, mind
Maybe see you some other time
But then he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't
And said, Hey boy, you look mighty in them jeans
had to be the most embarrassing thing in the world
My whole was watching me get beat up by a girl
And when my came, they didn't let me explain
They said prince, a sucker, you should be ashamed
My pride was busted right with my eye
Cause my homeboys realize that this girl was a guy
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't notice that girlie had a mustache

(get down)

I remember year, the day was October 5th
And my family went on a weekend ski trip
And they $100 and a note by the phone
said don't have any company till we get home
No company I'm 18 must be jokin!
And by 10 my was smokin
All of my friends with their in the air
Screaming (party over here over there)
The was jammin till at least about 5
And as my friends were leaving, they were Homes, it was live
I the party was over, but really was just beginning
I around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four women
Dressed in red leather, tight to their
I gestured with my index come here, cuties
I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna em
I said Hi my the Prince they said Hi Prince, wheres your harem
I waste time, I started shooting the gift
I said Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some time
I walked upstair, my pumpin
Till one hit me in the head with a lamp or
The next I remember is wakin up nearly dead
With another Flintstone lump on my head
Of course I was mad, this type of can burn at you
tied me up and they were stealin my furniture
I said Yo sweetheart, what's wrong you
What kind of is this for a nice girl like you to do?"
She turned and smiled and laughed
And that's the way that I noticed the girlie had a mustache
Not four girls, four
They were in disguise it was a set up all the
I made a complete fool of myself day
My parents pullin up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away
They walked in, looked like seen a ghost
There I was, gagged and and tied to the bed post
My pop walked in and asked a question
Son, where's the and why is your room so messy
Obviously Sherlock Holmes had arrived
I said What do you think, dad, we were robbed
I'm up, nothing's in one piece
Let's discuss the facts later, mom, please the police
I to have a party, I thought I was clever
My pop told me I was on forever!
And in retrospect I had to
I can't believe I didn't notice that the had a mustache