Code Red

Come on, come on, yeah

Here's a little story 'bout a Friday night
Buck wild, 'cause yo, that's kind of my style, check it
On the town with a girl named Kay-Bee
And a bow-wow-wow yippie-yo yippie any way

I was straight out illin', why do I say so?
'Cause yo, my girl was home chillin'
Fancy restaurant me and Kay frontin'
It was called Lay um, Jay um, somethin'

I was ready to attack her, unh
Giving the sex look like Dracula
A little bit of soft music playin'
And Don Perrier, it was on, know what I'm sayin'

Every thing was lovely, but then
What the damn, my girlfriend walked in
Oh my goodness, danger, trouble, dread
Oh I'm dead, mayday code red

My oh my, what am I to do?
Gotta get away, 'cause my girlfriend's coming through
Um Jay, I gotta, um, well, see, there's well, this, um, excuse me
To the back with the mucho-quickness

My girl's gonna kill me and leave no witnesses
I'm in the bathroom hiding like a punk
But there's bars on the windows, I can't jump
Exit stage left, quickly plan B

Gotta find a way that my girl won't see me
Crawling on the floor, I'm feeling sick
Like this some old Charlie Chaplin flick
Heart poundin' a round a mile-a-minute

This time I really done did it
Down on my hands and my knees on the floor
I'm looking at the front door
Ready, set, make the dash

Her back is turned, maybe I can get past
I almost made it, but then, damn
She turned her head
Code red

Break it on down, damm

All was perfect, the ship was sailing,
But now it's sinking, so yo, I'm bailin'
I kept on runnin' even though she saw me
And I sat and waited at home for baby to call me

I watched a little TV
Phone started ringing 'bout 12:23
I picked it up real slow, and said
"Mmm, hello?"

She wasn't having it, she snapped, went bezerk
Girl made my head hurt
I tried to be as cool as I could be
I said "Hey, it wasn't me"

She wasn't having that melody
Needless to say, she left me
Another brother just couldn't control his head
Another one, code red