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Let's meet contestant number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your question?
Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to make that first impression really stick
Let's see, well I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you
Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip
It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got some big tits
After that, your dad would try to trip again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my underwear
Now let's meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak
Who works for the dark carnival
He says women call him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's hear your question
I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?
First thing, I could never love you
You sound like richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care
By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here
I'd go through your phone book and wack 'em all
Then find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a cave man
Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your back and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack
Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last question and see
Which one is gonna win the rights to your neden
Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me
At the same time, tell me, how would you each
Get my attention and what would your pick up line be
Whoever's the smoothest wins
Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and tell you
That I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake
Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face
Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't want
He's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your mama?
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169 songs
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- Piggie Pie 2006
- In my Room 2006
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- Suicide Hotline 2006
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- Juggalo Chant (We Will Never Die Alone) 2006
- Nothin' but a Bitch Thang 2006
- Halloween On Military Street 2006
- Mad Professer 2006
- Juggalo Family 2006
- Phat or Wack? 2006
- Let A Killa Fuck You 2006
- I Didn't Mean to Kill 'em 2006
- Party At The Top Of The Hill 2010
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- Cherry Pie 2006
- Nothings Left 2006
- Sedatives 2006
- Toxic Love 2005
- Willy Bubba 2006
- Free Studio - The Entire Hatchet Family 2006
- Kottonmouth Kings "Wickit Klown" w/ICP 2006
- Let Me Go 2006
- Marijuanaville 2006
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- Ringmaster's Word 2006
- Swallow This Nut 2005
- Taste 2006
- What's the hell's a ninja? 2006
- Bowling Balls 2006
- Burning Up 2006
- Cotton Candy & Popsicles 2006
- Demon Face 2006
- Juggalo Homies 2006
- Oldie But Goodie 2006
- Soopa Villians 2006
- The Night of the 44 2006
- The Oddities 2006
- The Raven's Mirror 2006
- The Wraith 2006
- Thy Unveiling 2006
- Truly Alone 2006
- Ain't Yo Bidness 2006
- Bonus Track 2006
- Everyday I Die 2006
- Graveyard 2006
- Hell's Pit - The Night Of The 44 2006
- Hell's Pit- In My Room 2006
- Hokus Pokus Headhuta'z Remix 2006
- Intro (Intelligence & Violence) 2006
- Just Another Crazy Clique 2006
- Lil' Somethin' Somethin' 2006
- Nothing Left 2007
- Simple And Blunt 2006
- The Dateing Game 2006
- Three 6 Mafia w/ICP & Twiztid 2006
- Thy Ravens Mirror 2006
- Chicken Hunting 2006
- Chop Chop 2006
- Come Play Wit Me 2006
- Dot Com 2007
- Get Ya Wicked On 2006
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- Hell's Pit - Angel's Falling 2006
- Hell's Pit - Basehead Attack 2006
- Hell's Pit - Manic Depressive 2006
- Hell's Pit - Real Underground Baby 2006
- Hell's Pit - Walk Into The Darkness 2006
- Hell's Pit- 24 2006
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- Hell's Pit- Buring Up 2006
- Hell's Pit- C.p.k's 2006
- Hell's Pit- Everyday I Die 2006
- Hell's Pit- Sedatives 2006
- Hell's Pit- The Witch 2006
- Hells Forecast 2006
- Hells' Pit -truly Alone 2006
- Holloween on Military Street 2005
- Hollywood, I'm Coming 2006
- House Of Wonders 2006
- I Hate Santa Claws 2006
- I'm Not Alone 2006
- In The Haughhh! 2006
- Into Thy Light 2006
- Intro ( The Amazing Jeckel Brothers ) 2006
- Intro ( Tunnel Of Love ) 2006
- Intro (Forgotten Freshness Vol. 4) 2006
- Intro (Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 3) 2006
- Intro (great Milenko) 2006
- Intro (Psychopathics From Outer Space Part 2) 2006
- Intro (riddle Box) 2006
- Intro (The Calm) 2006
- Intro (The Wraith: Hells Pit) 2006
- Intro [1998 Hollowicked Concert Intro] 2005
- It Rains Diamonds 2006
- Jake Jeckle 2006
- Juggalo's Paradise 2006
- Kittiez 2006
- Knock 2 Dis Mix 2006
- Let it Rain 2006
- Lockdown 2006
- Manic Depressive 2006
- Meat Cleaver 2006
- Mental Warp 2006
- MrRotten Treats 2005
- Murda Cloak 2005
- My Fun House 2008
- Out There 2006
- Psycopathic 2006
- Pumpkin Carver 2006
- Pumpkin Cover 2005
- Real Underground Baby 2006
- Rebel Flag 2006
- Red Neck Neck 99 2006
- Rich & Famous 2006
- Santa's A Fat Bitch 2006
- Silence of the Hams 2005
- Some F*ckin How 2006
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- The Witch 2006
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- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Blaaam!!! 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Get Ya Wicked On 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - It Rains Diamonds 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Murder Rap 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Walk Into The Light 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Welcome To The Show 2006
- Thug Pit 2005
- Thy Intro 2006
- Thy Staleness 2006
- Thy Wraith 2006
- True Stories 2006
- Underground Baby 2006
- Walk into the Darkness 2006
- Walk Into the Light 2008
- Walk Into Thy Light 2006
- Warrior 2006
- We Belong 2006
- Welcome To The Show 2006
- Welcome To Thy Show 2006
- Wicked Halloween 2005
- Witching Hour 2006
- Y 2006
- Three Rings 2006
- 10 Bodies 2006
- 24 2006
- 24' on a '84 2006
- Angel's Falling 2006
- Basehead Attack 2006
- Birthday Bitches 2006
- Bitch Slappaz 2006
- Blaaam!!! 2006
- Blacken Your Eyes 2006
- Blackin' Your Eyes 2008
- Bloody Bitch 2006
- Clown Love 2006
- Conquer 2006
- Crossing Thy Bridge 2006
- Dead Body Man (original) 2006
- Dead End 2006
- Dead End w/Ice T" 2006

Singles
166 songs
- The Dating Game 2006
- Eminem's Mom 2006
- Piggie Pie 2006
- In my Room 2006
- I Want My Shit 2006
- Suicide Hotline 2006
- I Don't Care 2006
- Bugs On My Nuts 2008
- Juggalo Chant (We Will Never Die Alone) 2006
- Nothin' but a Bitch Thang 2006
- Halloween On Military Street 2006
- Mad Professer 2006
- Juggalo Family 2006
- Phat or Wack? 2006
- Let A Killa Fuck You 2006
- I Didn't Mean to Kill 'em 2006
- Party At The Top Of The Hill 2010
- 85 Bucks an Hour 2006
- Cherry Pie 2006
- Nothings Left 2006
- Sedatives 2006
- Toxic Love 2005
- Willy Bubba 2006
- Free Studio - The Entire Hatchet Family 2006
- Kottonmouth Kings "Wickit Klown" w/ICP 2006
- Let Me Go 2006
- Marijuanaville 2006
- Piggy Pie (old School) 2007
- Ringmaster's Word 2006
- Swallow This Nut 2005
- Taste 2006
- What's the hell's a ninja? 2006
- Bowling Balls 2006
- Burning Up 2006
- Cotton Candy & Popsicles 2006
- Juggalo Homies 2006
- Oldie But Goodie 2006
- Soopa Villians 2006
- The Night of the 44 2006
- The Oddities 2006
- The Raven's Mirror 2006
- The Wraith 2006
- Thy Unveiling 2006
- Truly Alone 2006
- Ain't Yo Bidness 2006
- Bonus Track 2006
- Everyday I Die 2006
- Graveyard 2006
- Hell's Pit - The Night Of The 44 2006
- Hell's Pit- In My Room 2006
- Hokus Pokus Headhuta'z Remix 2006
- Intro (Intelligence & Violence) 2006
- Just Another Crazy Clique 2006
- Lil' Somethin' Somethin' 2006
- Nothing Left 2007
- Simple And Blunt 2006
- The Dateing Game 2006
- Three 6 Mafia w/ICP & Twiztid 2006
- Thy Ravens Mirror 2006
- Chicken Hunting 2006
- Chop Chop 2006
- Come Play Wit Me 2006
- Dot Com 2007
- Get Ya Wicked On 2006
- Graverobbers - Dark Lotus 2006
- Hell's Pit - Angel's Falling 2006
- Hell's Pit - Basehead Attack 2006
- Hell's Pit - Manic Depressive 2006
- Hell's Pit - Real Underground Baby 2006
- Hell's Pit - Walk Into The Darkness 2006
- Hell's Pit- 24 2006
- Hell's Pit- Bowling Balls 2006
- Hell's Pit- Buring Up 2006
- Hell's Pit- C.p.k's 2006
- Hell's Pit- Everyday I Die 2006
- Hell's Pit- Sedatives 2006
- Hell's Pit- The Witch 2006
- Hells Forecast 2006
- Hells' Pit -truly Alone 2006
- Holloween on Military Street 2005
- Hollywood, I'm Coming 2006
- House Of Wonders 2006
- I Hate Santa Claws 2006
- I'm Not Alone 2006
- In The Haughhh! 2006
- Into Thy Light 2006
- Intro ( The Amazing Jeckel Brothers ) 2006
- Intro ( Tunnel Of Love ) 2006
- Intro (Forgotten Freshness Vol. 4) 2006
- Intro (Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 3) 2006
- Intro (great Milenko) 2006
- Intro (Psychopathics From Outer Space Part 2) 2006
- Intro (riddle Box) 2006
- Intro (The Calm) 2006
- Intro (The Wraith: Hells Pit) 2006
- Intro [1998 Hollowicked Concert Intro] 2005
- It Rains Diamonds 2006
- Jake Jeckle 2006
- Juggalo's Paradise 2006
- Kittiez 2006
- Knock 2 Dis Mix 2006
- Let it Rain 2006
- Lockdown 2006
- Manic Depressive 2006
- Meat Cleaver 2006
- Mental Warp 2006
- MrRotten Treats 2005
- Murda Cloak 2005
- My Fun House 2008
- Psycopathic 2006
- Pumpkin Carver 2006
- Pumpkin Cover 2005
- Real Underground Baby 2006
- Rebel Flag 2006
- Red Neck Neck 99 2006
- Rich & Famous 2006
- Silence of the Hams 2005
- Some F*ckin How 2006
- Somebody Dissin U 2006
- Supernatural 2010
- The Mom Song 2006
- The Night of The Axe 2006
- The Stalness 2006
- The Train 2006
- The Witch 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Birthday Bitches 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Blaaam!!! 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Get Ya Wicked On 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - It Rains Diamonds 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Murder Rap 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Walk Into The Light 2006
- The Wraith: Shangri-la - Welcome To The Show 2006
- Thug Pit 2005
- Thy Intro 2006
- Thy Staleness 2006
- Thy Wraith 2006
- True Stories 2006
- Underground Baby 2006
- Walk into the Darkness 2006
- Walk Into the Light 2008
- Walk Into Thy Light 2006
- Warrior 2006
- We Belong 2006
- Welcome To The Show 2006
- Welcome To Thy Show 2006
- Wicked Halloween 2005
- Witching Hour 2006
- Y 2006
- Three Rings 2006
- 10 Bodies 2006
- 24 2006
- 24' on a '84 2006
- Angel's Falling 2006
- Basehead Attack 2006
- Birthday Bitches 2006
- Bitch Slappaz 2006
- Blaaam!!! 2006
- Blacken Your Eyes 2006
- Blackin' Your Eyes 2008
- Bloody Bitch 2006
- Clown Love 2006
- Conquer 2006
- Crossing Thy Bridge 2006
- Dead Body Man (original) 2006
- Dead End 2006
- Dead End w/Ice T" 2006
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