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Let's contestant number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial killer
Who says women his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, your question?

Contestant 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my house
And have dinner with me and my family, me
What you'd do to make that first impression really

Let's see, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux but I it
I'd probably just show up like I always do
And your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the ready
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and him in his fuckin' lip

dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your little
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell you this
You know for 13 she got some big tits

After that, your dad would try to again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now let's meet contestant 2
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
Who works for the dark
He women call him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's hear your

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true
A man who expresses himself in his own way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I never love you
You sound like richy yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably you that I care
By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta

I'd go through phone book and wack 'em all
Then find contestant 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your
I'd sing songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the beach and walk through the
I throw a little in face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub back and grab
Your and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just
With sensitivity, Sharon, a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
Which one is win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you noticed me
At the same time, me, how would you each
Get my attention and what would your pick up be
the smoothest wins

Okay, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you
That I can't how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look Rikki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get attention in a crowded place
I'd walk up and stick my nuts in your face

Yeah, her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap you don't want

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm
Damn dawg, how ya dis your mama?