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Let's contestant number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial clown
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, what's question?

Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions forever
So let's say you were to over to my parent's house
And have with me and my family, tell me
you'd do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd have to about it
I might show up in a tux but I it
I'd probably show up naked like I always do
And your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the ready
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for little brother
I'm steady at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got big tits

After that, your dad try to trip again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged freak
Who for the dark carnival
He says call him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotion
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You sound richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I
By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta

I'd go through your phone and wack 'em all
Then find contestant 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd grab titties and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your
I'd sing songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm just
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up ass crack

Well, it sounds like number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
one is gonna win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you noticed me
At the same time, me, how would you each
Get my attention and what would pick up line be
Whoever's the smoothest

Okay, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you
That I can't how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties
And if you lost a weight you'd look like Rikki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And to get your attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak her with nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't

He's mad whack, I walked into a bar and he was
Standing on a tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your