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Let's meet number 1
He's a serial killer clown
Who says love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe first last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my house
And have dinner with me and my family, me
What you'd do to make that impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd have to about it
I might up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd just show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and her fuck you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, tell you this
You know for only 13 she got big tits

After that, your dad would try to trip
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now let's meet number 2
He's a deranged crackhead freak
Who works for the carnival
He says women call him nutz
Sharon, let's hear your

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true
A man who expresses in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

thing, I could never love you
You sound like richy bitch yo, you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these other motherfuckers here

I'd go through phone book and wack 'em all
find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past your
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in face
I'd sing love to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm playin'
As you it all out I rub your back and grab
underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
one is gonna win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a club and you both noticed me
At the same time, tell me, how would you
Get my attention and what would pick up line be
Whoever's the smoothest

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and you
That I can't believe how fat you are
I'd tell you that I the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And to get your attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face

Yeah, her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a rap shit you don't want

He's mad whack, I walked a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket tryin' to it
It was a big fucking smelly ass llama
Damn dawg, how ya dis your mama?