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Let's meet number 1
a schizophrenic serial killer clown
Who says women his sexy smile
find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have dinner me and my family, tell me
What do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd to think about it
I might show up in a tux but I it
I'd probably just show up naked like I do
And look your mama in the eye and her fuck you

Hurry up I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, tell you this
You know for 13 she got some big tits

After that, your dad would try to trip
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
After mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet contestant 2
a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak
Who works for the carnival
He women call him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true
A man who expresses himself in his own way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

First thing, I could love you
You sound like richy bitch yo, you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta

I'd go through your phone book and 'em all
Then find contestant number 1 and his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd grab titties and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em spring up in your face
I'd sing love songs to ya the I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your back and
Your underwear and wedge it up ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
Which one is gonna win the to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you noticed me
At the same time, me, how would you each
Get my attention and what would your pick up be
the smoothest wins

Okay, first I'd up to the bar and tell you
That I can't how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you your titties shake
And if you lost a weight you'd look like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo get her
Tell her she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you want

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly ass llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your