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Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial clown
Who says love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions forever
So say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family, me
What you'd do to make that first really stick

see, well I'd have to think about it
I might up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just up naked like I always do
And look your in the eye and tell her fuck you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell you this
You know for 13 she got some big tits

After that, your dad try to trip again
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet number 2
He's a deranged crackhead freak
Who works for the dark
He says women him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I like a man who's not to show his true emotion
A man who expresses in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You sound like bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta

I'd go your phone book and wack 'em all
Then contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd grab titties and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and 'em both spring up in your face
I'd love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm playin'
As you it all out I rub your back and grab
Your and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
Which one is win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both me
At the same time, tell me, how you each
Get my attention and what would your up line be
Whoever's the wins

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and you
I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki

Fuck that, you'd be me quick
I'd you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your

Yeah, freak her your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a rap shit you don't want

He's mad whack, I walked a bar and there he was
on a bucket tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your