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Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial clown
Who says women love his smile
Let's out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

number 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have dinner me and my family, tell me
you'd do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd have to think it
I might show up in a tux but I it
I'd probably just show up naked I always do
And your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the ready
dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lip

It's dinner time, hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, tell you this
You for only 13 she got some big tits

that, your dad would try to trip again
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now let's contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged freak
Who works for the dark
He says women call him stretch
Sharon, let's your question

I a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion
A man who expresses himself in his own way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

thing, I could never love you
You like richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these motherfuckers outta here

I'd go through phone book and wack 'em all
Then find contestant 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you would to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin off all day

I'd grab your titties and 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and 'em both spring up in your face
I'd sing songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the beach and through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up your ass

Well, it sounds contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's your last question and see
Which one is win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both me
At the same time, tell me, how would you
Get my attention and what would pick up line be
Whoever's the wins

Okay, first I'd up to the bar and tell you
That I can't how fucking fat you are
I'd you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a weight you'd look like Rikki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And to get your attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my in your face

Yeah, freak her with nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't

He's mad whack, I walked into a bar and he was
Standing on a bucket tryin' to it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis mama?