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Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial clown
Who says women love his smile
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my house
And have dinner with me and my family, me
What do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux but I it
I'd probably show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and her fuck you

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell
I pinch her limpy ass and her get the food ready
Your dad would probably trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell you this
You know for 13 she got some big tits

After that, your dad try to trip again
And only this I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet contestant 2
He's a psychopathic crackhead freak
Who works for the carnival
He says women call him nutz
Sharon, let's hear question

I like a man who's not to show his true emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in with me
how would you let me know?

First thing, I could love you
You sound like richy bitch yo, you
But if I did, I'd probably you that I care
By all these other motherfuckers outta here

I'd go through your phone book and 'em all
Then find contestant 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both up in your face
I'd sing love songs to ya the I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the beach and walk the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm just
As you spit it all out I rub your back and
underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
Which one is win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both me
At the time, tell me, how would you each
Get my attention and what would your up line be
the smoothest wins

Okay, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you
That I can't how fucking fat you are
I'd you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd simply walk up and stick my in your face

Yeah, freak her your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll even better
Look, fuck you, I got a rap shit you don't want

He's mad whack, I into a bar and there he was
on a bucket tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis mama?