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Let's meet contestant 1
He's a schizophrenic serial killer
Who says love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have with me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to make that impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd to think about it
I show up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I do
And look your mama in the eye and her fuck you

Hurry up I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your brother
I'm starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this
You for only 13 she got some big tits

After that, dad would try to trip again
And only this I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet number 2
He's a psychopathic crackhead freak
Who for the dark carnival
He says women him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his true
A man who expresses himself in his own way
Number 2, if you in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I could love you
You sound like bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta

I'd go through your phone and wack 'em all
Then find number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day

I'd grab titties and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in face
I'd sing songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the beach and walk the sand
I throw a little in face and say I'm just playin'
As you it all out I rub your back and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up your ass

Well, it sounds contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
Which one is gonna win the rights to your

Okay, if we at a dance club and you both noticed me
At the same time, me, how would you each
Get my attention and what would your pick up be
the smoothest wins

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and you
I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your titties
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Rikki

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your

Yeah, freak her with nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap you don't want

He's mad whack, I walked into a bar and he was
Standing on a tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your