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Let's contestant number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial killer
Who says women his sexy smile
Let's find out if his will work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions forever
So say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to that first impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd have to think it
I might up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked I always do
And look your in the eye and tell her fuck you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food
Your dad would probably trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're grace from your mother
I'd a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, tell you this
You know for only 13 she got some big

After that, dad would try to trip again
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
Who works for the carnival
He says women call him nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You like richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these other outta here

I'd go through phone book and wack 'em all
Then contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em spring up in your face
I'd love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

Then we go to the and walk through the sand
I throw a in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
Your and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
one is gonna win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we at a dance club and you both noticed me
At the same time, tell me, how would you
Get my attention and what your pick up line be
Whoever's the smoothest

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and you
That I can't believe how fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look like Lake

Fuck that, you'd be me quick
I'd order you a and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd simply up and stick my nuts in your face

Yeah, her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you want

He's mad whack, I into a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket to fuck it
It was a big smelly ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya dis your mama?