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Let's meet contestant 1
He's a serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon
Sharon, what's question?

Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions forever
So let's say you were to come over to my parent's
And have dinner with me and my family, me
What you'd do to make that impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd to think about it
I might up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and tell her you

Hurry up I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and her get the food ready
Your dad would probably trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you
You know for 13 she got some big tits

After that, your dad try to trip again
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now let's meet number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged freak
Who works for the carnival
He says women him stretch nutz
Sharon, hear your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in love me
how would you let me know?

First thing, I could love you
You sound richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these other outta here

I'd go through phone book and wack 'em all
Then find number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your
I'd sing love songs to ya the I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the beach and through the sand
I throw a little in your and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your back and
Your and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a choice so far
Sharon, have your last question and see
Which one is win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both me
At the same time, tell me, how would you
Get my attention and what would your up line be
Whoever's the smoothest

Okay, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you
That I can't how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look Rikki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd walk up and stick my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak her your nuts, yo that'll get her
her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap you don't want

He's mad whack, I walked into a bar and he was
Standing on a tryin' to fuck it
It was a big smelly ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis mama?