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Let's meet contestant 1
He's a serial killer clown
Who says women his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm will work on
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe first impressions forever
So say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to make first impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd have to think it
I might up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked I always do
And look your mama in the eye and her fuck you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got some big

After that, your dad would try to trip
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
After mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet number 2
He's a psychopathic crackhead freak
Who works for the carnival
He says women call him nutz
Sharon, let's hear question

I like a man who's not to show his true emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You sound like richy bitch yo, you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I
By takin' all other motherfuckers outta here

I'd go through your phone book and 'em all
Then find contestant number 1 and break his jaw
(What?)
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in face
I'd love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

Then we go to the beach and walk through the
I throw a in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your back and
Your and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just
With sensitivity, Sharon, a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's your last question and see
Which one is win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a club and you both noticed me
At the same time, tell me, how would you
Get my attention and what your pick up line be
Whoever's the smoothest

Okay, first I'd up to the bar and tell you
I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look Rikki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And to get your attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my in your face

Yeah, her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you want

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket to fuck it
It was a big smelly ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your