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Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic killer clown
Who says women love his smile
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, what's question?

number 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner with me and my family, me
What you'd do to make first impression really stick

see, well I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux but I it
I'd probably just show up naked like I do
And your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lip

It's time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for little brother
I'm steady at your sister, I'll tell you this
You for only 13 she got some big tits

After that, your dad would try to again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now let's meet contestant 2
He's a psychopathic deranged freak
Who for the dark carnival
He women call him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I could never you
You sound like richy bitch yo, you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By all these other motherfuckers outta here

I'd go through your phone and wack 'em all
Then find contestant number 1 and his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in your
I'd sing love songs to ya the I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

Then we go to the beach and walk the sand
I throw a little in your face and say I'm playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have your question and see
Which one is gonna win the rights to neden

Okay, if we at a dance club and you both noticed me
At the same time, tell me, how you each
Get my attention and what would pick up line be
Whoever's the wins

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and you
I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a and stir it with my dick
And to get your attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak her with your nuts, yo get her
her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't

He's mad whack, I walked a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket to fuck it
It was a big smelly ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your