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Let's contestant number 1
a schizophrenic serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon
Sharon, what's question?

Contestant number 1, I believe impressions last forever
So let's say you to come over to my parent's house
And have with me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to make first impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd to think about it
I might show up in a tux but I it
I'd probably show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and tell her you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the ready
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you
You for only 13 she got some big tits

After that, dad would try to trip again
And only this time I'd put the 40 to his
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged freak
Who works for the carnival
He women call him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I like a man who's not afraid to his true emotion
A man who expresses himself in his own way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

thing, I could never love you
You sound like bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these other outta here

I'd go through phone book and wack 'em all
find contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both up in your face
I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya
And hit it a cave man

Then we go to the and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it like contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
one is gonna win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both me
At the same time, tell me, how you each
Get my and what would your pick up line be
Whoever's the wins

Okay, first I'd up to the bar and tell you
I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And then to get attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face

Yeah, her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't

He's mad whack, I into a bar and there he was
on a bucket tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking ass farm llama
dawg, how ya gonna dis your mama?