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Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic serial clown
Who says love his sexy smile
Let's find out if his charm work on Sharon
Sharon, what's question?

Contestant 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So say you were to come over to my parent's house
And have dinner me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to make that first impression stick

Let's see, well I'd to think about it
I might show up in a tux but I it
I'd probably show up naked like I always do
And look your in the eye and tell her fuck you

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the ready
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for your brother
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got big tits

that, your dad would try to trip again
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her till I nut in my

Now meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
Who works for the carnival
He says women him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I like a man who's not afraid to his true emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in love me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I could never you
You sound richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By all these other motherfuckers outta here

I'd go through your book and wack 'em all
Then find contestant number 1 and his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
who looked at you would have to pay
I'd be blowin' nuggets off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in face
I'd sing love songs to ya the I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I a little in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up your ass

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is just
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
one is gonna win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance and you both noticed me
At the same time, me, how would you each
Get my attention and what would your up line be
Whoever's the smoothest

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and you
That I can't how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake
And if you lost a little weight look like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd simply walk up and stick my in your face

Yeah, freak her your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you want

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your