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Let's meet number 1
He's a serial killer clown
Who says women his sexy smile
find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's question?

number 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come to my parent's house
And have with me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to make that impression really stick

Let's see, I'd have to think about it
I might show up in a tux but I it
I'd probably just up naked like I always do
And look your in the eye and tell her fuck you

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food
Your dad would probably start and get me pissed
I'd have to walk up and bust him in his lip

It's time, we're hearin' grace from your mother
I'd a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at sister, I'll tell you this
You for only 13 she got some big tits

After that, your dad would try to trip
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After your mom does the dishes and the
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet contestant 2
a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak
Who for the dark carnival
He says women him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You like richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you that I
By takin' all these other motherfuckers outta

I'd go through your phone and wack 'em all
Then find number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day

I'd grab your titties and 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em spring up in your face
I'd love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the beach and walk through the
I throw a little in your and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub back and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up your ass

Well, it sounds contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
Which one is win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we at a dance club and you both noticed me
At the same time, tell me, how would you
Get my attention and would your pick up line be
the smoothest wins

Okay, first I'd up to the bar and tell you
I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight look like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my in your face

Yeah, her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a rap shit you don't want

He's mad whack, I into a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket tryin' to it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm
dawg, how ya gonna dis your mama?