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Let's meet contestant 1
He's a serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy
find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

Contestant number 1, I believe impressions last forever
So let's say you were to over to my parent's house
And have dinner me and my family, tell me
you'd do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd have to about it
I might up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up like I always do
And look mama in the eye and tell her fuck you

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and her get the food ready
Your dad would start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd have to up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and some for your little brother
I'm starin' at your sister, I'll tell you this
You know for only 13 she got some big

After that, your dad try to trip again
And this time I'd put the 40 to his chin
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now meet contestant number 2
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
Who works for the carnival
He says women call him stretch
Sharon, let's hear your

I like a man not afraid to show his true emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you in love with me
Exactly how would you let me

First thing, I could never you
You like richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all these motherfuckers outta here

I'd go your phone book and wack 'em all
Then find number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you have to pay
I'd be blowin' fuckin off all day

I'd grab your titties and stretch 'em down past waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both spring up in face
I'd sing songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

Then we go to the beach and through the sand
I throw a in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you it all out I rub your back and grab
Your underwear and it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds contestant number 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's your last question and see
Which one is gonna win the rights to your

Okay, if we at a dance club and you both noticed me
At the same time, tell me, how you each
Get my attention and what would pick up line be
the smoothest wins

Okay, first I'd up to the bar and tell you
I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make your shake
And if you lost a little weight look like Rikki Lake

that, you'd be jackin' me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in face

Yeah, freak her your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, that'll work even better
Look, you, I got a strong rap shit you don't want

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket tryin' to it
It was a big fucking ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya dis your mama?