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Let's contestant number 1
a schizophrenic serial killer clown
Who says women love his sexy
Let's find out if his charm will on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to come over to my house
And have dinner with me and my family, me
What you'd do to make that first impression really

Let's see, well I'd have to about it
I show up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd just show up naked like I always do
And look your mama in the eye and her fuck you

Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell
I her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour some for little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, tell you this
You know for only 13 she got big tits

After that, your dad try to trip again
And only this I'd put the 40 to his chin
After mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet contestant 2
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
Who works for the dark
He says women call him stretch
Sharon, let's hear your

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotion
A man who expresses himself in his own way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

thing, I could never love you
You sound like richy yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these other motherfuckers here

I'd go your phone book and wack 'em all
Then contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day

I'd grab your and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both up in your face
I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the beach and walk the sand
I a little in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
underwear and wedge it up your ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a choice so far
Sharon, let's have last question and see
Which one is win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club and you both me
At the same time, me, how would you each
Get my and what would your pick up line be
Whoever's the smoothest

Okay, first I'd up to the bar and tell you
I can't believe how fucking fat you are
I'd you that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight you'd look Rikki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it with my
And then to get your in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your

Yeah, her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a rap shit you don't want

He's mad whack, I into a bar and there he was
on a bucket tryin' to fuck it
It was a big smelly ass farm llama
dawg, how ya gonna dis your mama?