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Let's meet contestant 1
He's a serial killer clown
Who says women love his smile
Let's find out if his will work on Sharon
Sharon, what's your

Contestant 1, I believe first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to over to my parent's house
And have with me and my family, tell me
What you'd do to make that first impression really

see, well I'd have to think about it
I might up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up like I always do
And look mama in the eye and tell her fuck you

Hurry up I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the ready
dad would probably start trippin' and get me pissed
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, hearin' grace from your mother
I'd pull a forty out and pour for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, tell you this
You for only 13 she got some big tits

that, your dad would try to trip again
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
your mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry fuck her I nut in my underwear

Now let's meet contestant 2
He's a psychopathic deranged crackhead
Who works for the dark
He says women call him stretch
Sharon, hear your question

I like a man who's not afraid to his true emotion
A man who himself in his own special way
Number 2, if you fell in love me
how would you let me know?

First thing, I could never you
You sound richy bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd show you that I care
By takin' all other motherfuckers outta here

I'd go your phone book and wack 'em all
Then find contestant 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who at you would have to pay
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day

I'd grab your and stretch 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and watch 'em both up in your face
I'd sing love songs to ya the I can, get ya naked
And hit it a cave man

Then we go to the and walk through the sand
I a little in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub your and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant number 2 is overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, it's a tough so far
Sharon, let's your last question and see
Which one is gonna win the rights to neden

Okay, if we at a dance club and you both noticed me
At the time, tell me, how would you each
Get my attention and what would pick up line be
Whoever's the smoothest

Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar and you
That I can't believe how fat you are
I'd tell you that I like the way you make titties shake
And if you lost a little you'd look like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be jackin' me
I'd order you a drink and it with my dick
And then to get your attention in a crowded
I'd simply walk up and my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak her with nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her that she's fat, yeah work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a tryin' to fuck it
It was a big fucking ass farm llama
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis your