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Let's meet number 1
He's a schizophrenic killer clown
Who says love his sexy smile
Let's out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, your question?

Contestant number 1, I first impressions last forever
So let's say you were to over to my parent's house
And have with me and my family, tell me
you'd do to make that first impression really stick

Let's see, well I'd have to think it
I might up in a tux but I doubt it
I'd probably just show up naked like I do
And look your mama in the eye and her fuck you

up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti
I pinch her ass and tell her get the food ready
Your dad would probably start trippin' and get me
I'd to walk up and bust him in his fuckin' lip

It's dinner time, we're hearin' grace from your
I'd pull a forty out and pour for your little brother
I'm steady starin' at your sister, I'll tell you
You for only 13 she got some big tits

After that, your dad would try to trip
And only time I'd put the 40 to his chin
After mom does the dishes and the silverware
I'd dry her till I nut in my underwear

Now meet contestant number 2
a psychopathic deranged crackhead freak
Who for the dark carnival
He women call him stretch nutz
Sharon, let's your question

I like a man who's not afraid to show his emotion
A man who expresses in his own special way
2, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how you let me know?

First thing, I could never you
You sound like bitch yo, fuck you
But if I did, I'd probably show you I care
By takin' all these motherfuckers outta here

I'd go through phone book and wack 'em all
Then contestant number 1 and break his fuckin' jaw
(What?)
Anyone who looked at you would to pay
I'd be fuckin nuggets off all day

I'd grab your titties and 'em down past your waist
Let 'em go and 'em both spring up in your face
I'd sing songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked
And hit it like a man

Then we go to the beach and walk the sand
I throw a in your face and say I'm just playin'
As you spit it all out I rub back and grab
Your underwear and wedge it up ass crack

Well, it sounds like contestant 2 is just overflowing
With sensitivity, Sharon, a tough choice so far
Sharon, let's have your last and see
Which one is gonna win the rights to neden

Okay, if we were at a club and you both noticed me
At the time, tell me, how would you each
Get my and what would your pick up line be
the smoothest wins

Okay, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you
That I can't believe how fat you are
I'd tell you that I the way you make your titties shake
And if you a little weight you'd look like Rikki Lake

Fuck that, you'd be me quick
I'd order you a drink and stir it my dick
And to get your attention in a crowded place
I'd simply walk up and stick my in your face

Yeah, her with your nuts, yo that'll get her
Tell her she's fat, yeah that'll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap you don't want

mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was
Standing on a bucket tryin' to it
It was a big fucking smelly ass farm
Damn dawg, how ya gonna dis mama?