Welcome To The Show

Well, hello boy and girls come on in see the show
It's the mystical, magical, great dark carnival
Don't bother lookin' for parkin', get rid of it
It ain't like you ever comin' back you fuckin' idiot

The carnival emerges only when you about to die
Right now motherfucker, you about dead in the sky
So come and put your soul up on the murder-go-round
And we'll strap you down and send you into oblivion

I got a spike for your neck with my ninja blowgun
'Cause I be the juggalada Don Dada Lada shogun
I swings my sword down and split you in two
Before you even fall, I bitch smack both of you

Welcome to the carnival 50,000 Juggalos
Freaks and weirdos, and killers at our shows
I'm just glad we down with 'em, hate to be y'all
And have a juggalo shatter my skull, for the carnival

Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival
Welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival
Welcome to the show, dead, dead, dead, dead

Fuck you if you don't like it

Welcome to my exhibit, I be the Shaggs
Sit back and enjoy, relax your nipples and nutbags
It's only Juggalos here you know what we about
Swingin' hatchets, Faygo, and our dick in your mouth

So they call us a circus we accept the roll
We been sayin' that it's comin' for like 10 years or so
And everywhere that we from Alaska to Spain
We seein' Juggalos dancin' in the Faygo rain

Some of those at our shows feel a carnival high
I seen them jump from the stage and float off into the sky
They ain't never comin' back, their carnival has been found
And all we can do is dream about it smokin' 'em down

I got love for dead people and I hope to die
I got Neden waitin' on me up in Shangri-la
But if you really wanna hear the fuckin' devils exhibit
The shit is called hells pit run out and get it

Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival
Welcome to the show, bitch boy you dead
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival
Welcome to the show, dead, dead, dead, dead

Juggalos said

When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise
When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise

Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival
Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise
Welcome to the show, Shangri-la of the dark carnival
Welcome to the show, it's that carnival paradise

And fuck the fuck outta you if you don't like it

When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise
When it's your time, death is near, step right up on over here
Games, prizes, shows, and rides, it's that carnival paradise