Thank You Dan

So 2009 was when you began
To make videos now less than
10 years later on
Your procrastination still hasn't gone

I think you've learnt now not to sign out with
"I'll see you next week" cause that never happens
But it's fine
Cause we'll love you for the rest of time

And even though you'll never
Notice me on Twitter
It can only get better
Cause if I meet you I'll say

Oh my gosh Dan
You're the man
I swear to god I'm your biggest fan
Oh Dan Oh Dan
Take me toJjapan
Me and Phan

Let's make this happen

You've 5 million subscribers
In under 7 years
The amount that you've grown up
Sends the Phandom to tears

Your obsession with Kanye
Tt's a little brash
But its fine cause we accept
That you are literal trash

Oh dear Dan
You need a head scan
Or get your head out of the trash can
If anyone can
Be more than
A Phil stan
Than I am

You can Dan

But we love you all the same
We wouldn't want to change
The fact that none of us have a life
Cause all we do is watch your videos all the time

Oh my gosh Dan
You're the man
I swear to god we're all your biggest fans
Oh Dan oh Dan can we join the clan
Us and Phan

Oh Dan Dan Dan
You've got so many fans
How's it feel that this was all completely unplanned
Fame's got out of hand
But you can still stand
And thats why Dan
You're my role...man?

Thanks, Dan