Happy Birthday, Dil

So once upon a time
Well, a year ago
Two youtubers named Dan and Phil
Logged onto a Sims game together

They created
A guy
With Dan's hair and Phil's eyes
Little did they know they were about to ruin our lives

But happy birthday Dil
And thanks to Dan and Phil
For making Dil's life seem
Somewhat unachieve-able

You see unknowingly
Dil made us feel incomplete
Because he achieved so much in just twelve months

In one year Dil got a girlfriend,
Like 5 promotions and two new pets
And how could we forget the porcelain pig

But happy birthday Dil
And thanks to Dan and Phil
For creating a Sim that's
More successful than anyone but you

He made an enemy of Erica
He tried to date Summer from the toilet
And Eliza was married but now she's obsessed with him

But he's got Tabitha now
Basically a female Dan and Phil
They fish and eat pizza in the early hours of the morning

So happy birthday Dil
and thanks to Dan and Phil
For making this Sim become
Part of who we are are are

And happy birthday Dil
And we hope that Dan and Phil
Don't screw up and accidentally kill you