Phandom (All Star by Smash Mouth Parody)

If somebody had said Phan would get to my head
I wouldn't have watched that first video
Now all I do is watch, and listen, and stalk... (on twitter not irl don't panic)
This obsession is getting out of control

Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Something I think as I sit here strumming
Thank you Dan for the great advice
I found a patch of carpet that's really nice
Thank you to Phil for Phil-ling my life
With a few too many houseplants (and candles)
I'd hug you if I ever got the chance
I apologize for this in advance

Hey now, we're The Phandom
And we'd like to say thanks!
I know we can be stupid
When we get the chance
But all the jokes aside
We love you and our hearts are full of pride

It's a great thing that you two do
Creating new ideas to put on YouTube
And the fact that you don't share everything (i.e. no Snapchat)
I think makes you all the more interesting
Thank you to Phil for being so kind
You somehow cheer me up all the time
And Dan with your Younow rants
They're really, really smart so thanks (No, like they're REALLY smart and people do care, please don't think that they don't!)

Hey now, we're The Phandom
And we'd like to say thanks!
I know we can be stupid
When we get the chance
But all the jokes aside
We love you and our hearts are full of pride

Somebody once asked could I spare some change or cash
"I need to buy Dan and Phil's book right now"
I said "yes" but you should've prepared
Preordered it on the world wide web
danandphilshop dot com
*cough*
#Spon (Not really spon please this is a joke and it rhymed don't kill me please)

Hey now, we're The Phandom
And we'd like to say thanks!
I know we can be stupid
When we get the chance
But all the jokes aside
We love you and our hearts are full of pride

Hey now, we're the Phandom
And we want to apologize
For those who need to be reminded to not believe all the lies
Most of us respect you as people
Please just ignore the few who don't