Surprises

When you first announced the book and the tour
We really couldn't ask for more
But then you announce another thing
And that is why I wrote this song to sing

Suddenly there's new merchandise
Oh would you look at that another surprise
You're quiet for a while, but you're sneaky as spies
When you going to stop the lies

Yes we're proud of you
And everything that you do
But please stop tricking us
By saying there is nothing new

Then you say 'important video'
Which showed us just how far the Phandom can go
But no instead you had made an app
But promised the surprises would stop at that

Yes we're proud of you
And everything that you do
But please stop tricking us
By saying there is nothing new

Most people say that they hate surprises
But deep down they know it's mostly lies
But when there are this many in a short time
How do you expect us to live our lives

Yes we're proud of you
And everything that you do
But please stop tricking us
By saying there is nothing new

But in august oh what a surprise
Your releasing even more merchandise
I swear to god if there is any more lies
I, I'll cry okay?

But please don't listen to me I'm a mess
You keep doing what you do best
I'll just shut up and let you surprise
I wonder what it will be this time