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"Talking Plane Disaster" Videos
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Well, once I heard some people say, "If you gotta travel
There's just one way, you gotta leave the ground, gotta go
Through the air, gotta find a pilot and pay your fare
You gotta sail through the sky in other words, you gotta fly"
Yes, statistics show it's the way to go
Well, it's safer than your car, you know
It's safer than your home, safer than your street
About the safes place to put your feet
Statistics don't lie, but statistics don't die, either
Well, once I heard Bob Dylan say
You gotta take a train, it's the only way
Well, nothin' ever happens to trains at all
There was just one accident he could recall
A plane crashed into it
People flying in all directions, then
One day when the sky was blue
I boarded a plane and off we flew
Looked out the window, insurance in my hand
Just like Columbus searching searching for land
Swearin' I'd never fly again, just like the last time
Then one of the stewardesses ambled by
And suddenly I wasn't afraid to die
She brought me coffee, pillows and tea
Said, "You're as safe as you can be"
Said there's nothing to worry about
Then she flew out the door
Somebody forgot to close right
The plane kept going higher and higher
I could swear both the wings were on fire
So I opened the cockpit door
And the pilot was layin' on the floor
With the other stewardess
She said, "Fly now and pay later"
Then the plane dropped down about a mile or two
She lurched about, I swore I was through
My stomach was heavin' it was tied in a knot
Little paper bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, pilot said we hit an air pocket
Must've been a pocket with an awful big hole in it
Well, at last the trip was near the end
The airport was comin' round the bend
But all my anxious eyes could see
Was a thousand planes in the vicinity
They was landin' and leavin' and wavin' at each other
Wing to win and brother to brother
The pilot was swearin' and swervin' around
But he said, "Don't worry, we have
Radar somewhere on the ground"
I wasn't worried I was crawlin' up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"
The trip didn't do me too much harm
But I did spend a year on the happy-farm
They couldn't understand why I kissed the ground
Chewed the concrete and swallowed it down
Sure tasted good like La Guardia dirt should
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142 songs
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- Bracero 2006
- Rehearsals for Retirement 2006
- Do What I Have to Do 2006
- The Ballad of Alferd Packer 2006
- Cross My Heart 2006
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- Christine Keeler 2006
- Lou Marsh 2006
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- The Iron Lady 2006
- Links on The Chain 2006
- The Ballad of John Train 2006
- Talking Vietnam 2006
- A.M.A. Song 2007
- Miranda 2006
- The Scorpion Departs but Never Returns 2006
- The Sad & Silent Song of a Soldier 2006
- Half a Century High 2006
- Days of Decision 2006
- A Toast to Those Who Are Gone 2006
- That Was The President 2006
- Talking Birmingham Jam 2006
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- When in Rome 2006
- I'm Tired 2006
- The Thresher 2006
- Another Age 2006
- As I Walk Alone 2006
- Automation Song 2006
- Ballad of Oxford 2006
- Basket in The Pool 2006
- Talking Cuban Crisis 2006
- The Shoals of Herring 2006
- I'll Be There 2006
- I've Had Her 2006
- William Moore 2006
- Cops of The World 2006
- Doesn't Lenny Live Here Anymore 2006
- I Like Hitler 2006
- The Hills of West Virginia 2006
- United Fruit 2006
- Where were you in Chicago? 2007
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- Chaplain of The War 2006
- Colored Town 2006
- Davey Moore 2006
- Encores 2006
- Fallen Star 2006
- Fifty Mile Hike 2006
- Firehouse 35 2006
- First Snow 2006
- Freedom Riders 2006
- Green Hills 2006
- Hands 2006
- Hazard, Kentucky 2006
- How High's The Watergate 2006
- How Long 2006
- Hunger & Cold 2006
- I Dreamed I Saw Phil Ochs Last Night 2006
- I Kill Therefore I Am 2006
- If I Knew 2006
- It's Been a Long, Long Story 2006
- Jim Dean of Indiana 2006
- Just One of Those Days 2006
- Kansas City Bomber 2006
- Keep The Change 2006
- Legends 2006
- Love is a Rainbow 2006
- Maintaining Law & Order 2006
- Monroe Town 2006
- My Kingdom for a Car 2006
- Never Again 2006
- New Town 2006
- Niko Mchumba Ngombe 2006
- All My Heroes Are Dead 2006
- No Christmas in Kentucky 2006
- On Her Hand a Golden Ring 2006
- Another Country 2006
- On My Way 2006
- One More Parade 2006
- One Way Ticket Home 2006
- Bach, Beethoven, Mozart Me 2006
- Paul Crump 2006
- Ballad of Medgar Evers 2006
- Phil 2006
- Phil Ochs 2006
- Ballad of The Cuban Invasion 2006
- Phil Ochs, Bob Dylan, Steve Goodman, David Blue & Me 2006
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- Rivers of The Blood 2006
- Sailors & Soldiers 2006
- Sing Along With Me 2006
- Spaceman 2006
- Take It Out of My Youth 2006
- Talkin' Pay Tv 2006
- Talking Plane Disaster 2006
- Ten Cents a Coup 2006
- That's The Way It's Gonna Be 2006
- The Ballad of Billie Sol 2006
- The Ballad of John Henry Faulk 2006
- The Ballad of Sonny Liston 2006
- The Ballad Of U.S. Steel 2007
- The Confession 2006
- The Day 2006
- The Doll House 2006
- The Floods of Florence 2006
- The Harder They Fall 2006
- The Marines Have Landed on The Shores of Santo Domingo 2006
- The Parade's Still Passing By 2006
- The Passing of My Life 2006
- The Trial 2006
- Thirsty Boots 2006
- This Old World is Changing Hands 2006
- Time Was 2006
- Viet Nam 2006
- We Seek No Wider War 2006
- When First Unto This Country 2006
- You Can't Get Stoned Enough 2006
- You Should Have Been Down in Mississppi 2006
- Your Eyes Will Taste Of The Flowers 2007
Singles
142 songs
- Love Me, I'm a Liberal 2006
- Draft Dodger Rag 2006
- When I'm Gone 2006
- What Are You Fighting For 2006
- Here's to The State of Mississippi 2006
- Too Many Martyrs 2006
- No More Songs 2006
- Knock on The Door 2006
- That's What I Want to Hear 2006
- Men Behind The Guns 2006
- Ballad of William Worthy 2006
- Spanish Civil War Song 2006
- In The Heat of The Summer 2006
- The War is Over 2006
- Bound for Glory 2006
- Remember Me 2006
- Tape from California 2006
- Going Down to Mississipi 2006
- Bracero 2006
- Rehearsals for Retirement 2006
- Do What I Have to Do 2006
- The Ballad of Alferd Packer 2006
- Cross My Heart 2006
- My Life 2006
- What's That I Hear? 2007
- Celia 2006
- Christine Keeler 2006
- Lou Marsh 2006
- Where There's a Will There's a Way 2006
- William Butler Yeats Visits Lincoln Park & Escapes Unscathed 2006
- The Iron Lady 2006
- Links on The Chain 2006
- The Ballad of John Train 2006
- Talking Vietnam 2006
- A.M.A. Song 2007
- Miranda 2006
- The Scorpion Departs but Never Returns 2006
- The Sad & Silent Song of a Soldier 2006
- Half a Century High 2006
- Days of Decision 2006
- A Toast to Those Who Are Gone 2006
- That Was The President 2006
- Talking Birmingham Jam 2006
- Gas Station Women 2006
- The World Began in Eden & Ended in Los Angeles 2006
- When in Rome 2006
- I'm Tired 2006
- The Thresher 2006
- Another Age 2006
- As I Walk Alone 2006
- Automation Song 2006
- Ballad of Oxford 2006
- Basket in The Pool 2006
- Talking Cuban Crisis 2006
- The Shoals of Herring 2006
- I'll Be There 2006
- I've Had Her 2006
- William Moore 2006
- Cops of The World 2006
- Doesn't Lenny Live Here Anymore 2006
- I Like Hitler 2006
- The Hills of West Virginia 2006
- United Fruit 2006
- Where were you in Chicago? 2007
- Bwatue 2006
- Chaplain of The War 2006
- Colored Town 2006
- Davey Moore 2006
- Encores 2006
- Fallen Star 2006
- Fifty Mile Hike 2006
- Firehouse 35 2006
- First Snow 2006
- Freedom Riders 2006
- Green Hills 2006
- Hands 2006
- Hazard, Kentucky 2006
- How High's The Watergate 2006
- How Long 2006
- Hunger & Cold 2006
- I Dreamed I Saw Phil Ochs Last Night 2006
- I Kill Therefore I Am 2006
- If I Knew 2006
- It's Been a Long, Long Story 2006
- Jim Dean of Indiana 2006
- Just One of Those Days 2006
- Kansas City Bomber 2006
- Keep The Change 2006
- Legends 2006
- Love is a Rainbow 2006
- Maintaining Law & Order 2006
- Monroe Town 2006
- My Kingdom for a Car 2006
- Never Again 2006
- New Town 2006
- Niko Mchumba Ngombe 2006
- All My Heroes Are Dead 2006
- No Christmas in Kentucky 2006
- On Her Hand a Golden Ring 2006
- Another Country 2006
- On My Way 2006
- One More Parade 2006
- One Way Ticket Home 2006
- Bach, Beethoven, Mozart Me 2006
- Paul Crump 2006
- Ballad of Medgar Evers 2006
- Phil 2006
- Phil Ochs 2006
- Ballad of The Cuban Invasion 2006
- Phil Ochs, Bob Dylan, Steve Goodman, David Blue & Me 2006
- Ringing of Revolution 2006
- Rivers of The Blood 2006
- Sailors & Soldiers 2006
- Sing Along With Me 2006
- Spaceman 2006
- Take It Out of My Youth 2006
- Talkin' Pay Tv 2006
- Talking Plane Disaster 2006
- Ten Cents a Coup 2006
- That's The Way It's Gonna Be 2006
- The Ballad of Billie Sol 2006
- The Ballad of John Henry Faulk 2006
- The Ballad of Sonny Liston 2006
- The Ballad Of U.S. Steel 2007
- The Confession 2006
- The Day 2006
- The Doll House 2006
- The Floods of Florence 2006
- The Harder They Fall 2006
- The Marines Have Landed on The Shores of Santo Domingo 2006
- The Parade's Still Passing By 2006
- The Passing of My Life 2006
- The Trial 2006
- Thirsty Boots 2006
- This Old World is Changing Hands 2006
- Time Was 2006
- Viet Nam 2006
- We Seek No Wider War 2006
- When First Unto This Country 2006
- You Can't Get Stoned Enough 2006
- You Should Have Been Down in Mississppi 2006
- Your Eyes Will Taste Of The Flowers 2007
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