Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I heard some people say, "If you travel
There's just one way, you gotta leave the ground, go
the air, gotta find a pilot and pay your fare
You gotta through the sky in other words, you gotta fly"

Yes, statistics it's the way to go
Well, it's safer than car, you know
It's safer than your home, safer than street
the safes place to put your feet
Statistics don't lie, but statistics die, either

Well, once I heard Bob say
You gotta a train, it's the only way
Well, nothin' ever to trains at all
There was just one accident he could
A plane crashed it
People flying in all directions,

One day the sky was blue
I boarded a plane and off we
Looked out the window, in my hand
Just like Columbus searching for land
Swearin' I'd never fly again, like the last time

one of the stewardesses ambled by
And I wasn't afraid to die
She brought me coffee, and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
there's nothing to worry about
Then she flew out the
Somebody forgot to right

The plane kept higher and higher
I could swear both the wings on fire
So I opened the door
And the pilot was on the floor
With the other
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

Then the plane dropped down a mile or two
She lurched about, I swore I was
My stomach was heavin' it was in a knot
Little bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, said we hit an air pocket
Must've been a with an awful big hole in it

Well, at last the was near the end
The airport was comin' the bend
But all my anxious could see
Was a thousand planes in the
They was landin' and and wavin' at each other

Wing to win and brother to
The pilot was swearin' and swervin'
But he said, "Don't worry, we
Radar on the ground"
I wasn't worried I was up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip didn't do me too much
But I did a year on the happy-farm
couldn't understand why I kissed the ground
Chewed the and swallowed it down
tasted good like La Guardia dirt should