Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I heard some people say, "If you gotta
There's one way, you gotta leave the ground, gotta go
Through the air, gotta find a pilot and pay fare
You gotta sail through the sky in other words, you fly"

Yes, statistics show the way to go
Well, it's safer than car, you know
It's safer than your home, safer your street
About the safes place to put feet
Statistics lie, but statistics don't die, either

Well, once I Bob Dylan say
You take a train, it's the only way
Well, nothin' ever happens to at all
There was just one he could recall
A plane into it
People in all directions, then

One day when the sky was
I boarded a plane and off we
Looked out the window, in my hand
Just like Columbus searching for land
Swearin' I'd never fly again, like the last time

Then one of the stewardesses by
And suddenly I afraid to die
She brought me coffee, and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
Said there's nothing to about
Then she out the door
forgot to close right

The kept going higher and higher
I could swear both the wings were on
So I the cockpit door
And the pilot was on the floor
the other stewardess
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

Then the plane dropped down a mile or two
She lurched about, I I was through
My stomach was it was tied in a knot
paper bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, said we hit an air pocket
Must've been a with an awful big hole in it

Well, at last the was near the end
The airport was comin' the bend
But all my anxious could see
Was a thousand in the vicinity
was landin' and leavin' and wavin' at each other

Wing to win and brother to
The pilot was and swervin' around
But he said, "Don't worry, we
somewhere on the ground"
I wasn't worried I was up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip do me too much harm
But I did spend a on the happy-farm
They couldn't why I kissed the ground
the concrete and swallowed it down
Sure good like La Guardia dirt should