Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I heard people say, "If you gotta travel
There's just one way, you gotta the ground, gotta go
Through the air, gotta find a pilot and pay fare
You gotta sail the sky in other words, you gotta fly"

Yes, statistics show the way to go
Well, it's than your car, you know
It's than your home, safer than your street
About the place to put your feet
Statistics don't lie, but statistics don't die,

Well, once I heard Bob say
You gotta take a train, it's the way
Well, nothin' ever happens to at all
was just one accident he could recall
A crashed into it
flying in all directions, then

One day the sky was blue
I boarded a and off we flew
Looked out the window, in my hand
Just like Columbus searching for land
I'd never fly again, just like the last time

Then one of the stewardesses by
And suddenly I afraid to die
She me coffee, pillows and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
Said there's nothing to about
Then she flew out the
Somebody forgot to right

The plane going higher and higher
I could both the wings were on fire
So I opened the door
And the was layin' on the floor
With the stewardess
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

the plane dropped down about a mile or two
She about, I swore I was through
My was heavin' it was tied in a knot
Little bag was all I got
the bag I'm in, pilot said we hit an air pocket
Must've a pocket with an awful big hole in it

Well, at last the was near the end
The airport was comin' round the
But all my anxious could see
Was a thousand in the vicinity
They was landin' and leavin' and wavin' at other

Wing to win and brother to
The pilot was and swervin' around
But he said, "Don't worry, we
somewhere on the ground"
I wasn't I was crawlin' up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip do me too much harm
But I did spend a year on the
couldn't understand why I kissed the ground
Chewed the and swallowed it down
Sure good like La Guardia dirt should