Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I heard some people say, "If you travel
just one way, you gotta leave the ground, gotta go
Through the air, find a pilot and pay your fare
You gotta sail through the sky in other words, you fly"

Yes, statistics show the way to go
Well, it's safer than your car, you
It's safer than your home, than your street
About the safes place to put your
Statistics don't lie, but statistics don't die,

Well, once I Bob Dylan say
You gotta take a train, it's the way
Well, nothin' ever happens to at all
There was one accident he could recall
A plane into it
flying in all directions, then

One day when the sky was
I a plane and off we flew
Looked out the window, in my hand
Just like Columbus searching for land
Swearin' I'd never fly again, just the last time

Then one of the ambled by
And I wasn't afraid to die
She me coffee, pillows and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
Said there's nothing to about
Then she out the door
Somebody forgot to close

The plane kept going higher and
I could swear both the wings on fire
So I opened the door
And the pilot was layin' on the
With the stewardess
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

Then the dropped down about a mile or two
She lurched about, I I was through
My was heavin' it was tied in a knot
paper bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, pilot we hit an air pocket
Must've been a with an awful big hole in it

Well, at the trip was near the end
The airport was comin' round the
But all my anxious could see
Was a thousand in the vicinity
They was landin' and leavin' and wavin' at other

Wing to win and brother to
The was swearin' and swervin' around
But he said, "Don't worry, we
Radar on the ground"
I wasn't worried I was up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip do me too much harm
But I did spend a on the happy-farm
couldn't understand why I kissed the ground
Chewed the and swallowed it down
Sure tasted like La Guardia dirt should