Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I heard some people say, "If you gotta
There's one way, you gotta leave the ground, gotta go
Through the air, gotta find a pilot and pay fare
You gotta through the sky in other words, you gotta fly"

Yes, statistics show the way to go
Well, safer than your car, you know
It's safer than home, safer than your street
About the safes place to put feet
Statistics don't lie, but statistics die, either

Well, I heard Bob Dylan say
You take a train, it's the only way
Well, nothin' ever happens to at all
There was just one accident he could
A crashed into it
People flying in all directions,

One day the sky was blue
I a plane and off we flew
out the window, insurance in my hand
Just like Columbus searching for land
Swearin' I'd never fly again, just like the time

Then one of the ambled by
And suddenly I wasn't to die
She me coffee, pillows and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
Said there's nothing to worry
she flew out the door
Somebody forgot to close

The plane kept going and higher
I could swear both the wings on fire
So I the cockpit door
And the pilot was layin' on the
the other stewardess
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

Then the dropped down about a mile or two
She lurched about, I swore I was
My stomach was heavin' it was tied in a
Little bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, said we hit an air pocket
Must've been a with an awful big hole in it

Well, at the trip was near the end
The was comin' round the bend
But all my anxious eyes see
Was a planes in the vicinity
They was and leavin' and wavin' at each other

Wing to win and to brother
The pilot was swearin' and around
But he said, "Don't worry, we
Radar on the ground"
I wasn't worried I was up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip didn't do me too harm
But I did spend a on the happy-farm
couldn't understand why I kissed the ground
Chewed the concrete and it down
Sure tasted good like La Guardia dirt