Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I heard some people say, "If you gotta
There's one way, you gotta leave the ground, gotta go
Through the air, find a pilot and pay your fare
You sail through the sky in other words, you gotta fly"

Yes, statistics it's the way to go
Well, it's safer than car, you know
It's safer than home, safer than your street
About the place to put your feet
Statistics don't lie, but don't die, either

Well, once I heard Bob say
You gotta take a train, it's the way
Well, ever happens to trains at all
There was just one accident he recall
A crashed into it
People in all directions, then

One day the sky was blue
I boarded a and off we flew
out the window, insurance in my hand
Just Columbus searching searching for land
I'd never fly again, just like the last time

Then one of the stewardesses by
And suddenly I afraid to die
She brought me coffee, and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
Said nothing to worry about
she flew out the door
Somebody forgot to close

The plane kept going and higher
I could swear the wings were on fire
So I opened the cockpit
And the pilot was on the floor
With the other
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

Then the dropped down about a mile or two
She lurched about, I swore I was
My stomach was heavin' it was in a knot
paper bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, pilot we hit an air pocket
Must've been a pocket with an awful big in it

Well, at last the trip was the end
The airport was comin' the bend
But all my anxious eyes see
Was a thousand planes in the
They was landin' and leavin' and wavin' at each

Wing to win and brother to
The pilot was and swervin' around
But he said, "Don't worry, we
somewhere on the ground"
I wasn't worried I was up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip do me too much harm
But I did spend a year on the
They couldn't why I kissed the ground
Chewed the concrete and swallowed it
Sure tasted good like La Guardia should