Luyện nghe bài hát Talking Plane Disaster

Well, once I some people say, "If you gotta travel
There's just one way, you gotta the ground, gotta go
the air, gotta find a pilot and pay your fare
You sail through the sky in other words, you gotta fly"

Yes, statistics it's the way to go
Well, it's safer your car, you know
It's safer than your home, than your street
the safes place to put your feet
Statistics lie, but statistics don't die, either

Well, once I heard Bob say
You gotta take a train, the only way
Well, nothin' ever happens to at all
There was one accident he could recall
A plane into it
flying in all directions, then

One day when the sky was
I boarded a plane and off we
Looked out the window, insurance in my
Just like Columbus searching for land
Swearin' I'd never fly again, just like the last

Then one of the stewardesses by
And suddenly I wasn't to die
She brought me coffee, and tea
Said, "You're as as you can be"
Said nothing to worry about
Then she flew out the
Somebody forgot to right

The plane kept higher and higher
I could swear both the were on fire
So I opened the door
And the was layin' on the floor
the other stewardess
She said, "Fly now and pay later"

Then the plane dropped down a mile or two
She lurched about, I swore I was
My stomach was it was tied in a knot
paper bag was all I got
That's the bag I'm in, pilot said we hit an air
Must've been a pocket with an awful big in it

Well, at last the was near the end
The was comin' round the bend
But all my anxious eyes see
Was a thousand planes in the
They was landin' and and wavin' at each other

Wing to win and to brother
The was swearin' and swervin' around
But he said, "Don't worry, we
somewhere on the ground"
I wasn't I was crawlin' up the aisle
Screamin', "Jesus Saves"

The trip didn't do me too harm
But I did a year on the happy-farm
They understand why I kissed the ground
Chewed the and swallowed it down
Sure tasted good like La dirt should