Sweet Chevron Schitter

Sweet Chevron Schitter
She reminded me of my old babysitter
Looking so sweet, perched up on that can
She didn't lock the door and I barrelled right in
And that split second set my soul a-flitter

Well, the gas station coffee left me feelin' clean
Now I'm tortured by an unseemly vision that can't be unseen
She had a tattoo of a little blue sparrow
At about 2 o'clock from her shaven red arrow
And that's the kind of monkey that could turn me into Clarence Darrow

Sweet Chevron Schitter
Sweet Chevron Schitter
Sweet Chevron Schitter
Think I'm gonna go back there and get her

Meanwhile back at the wagon, the family awaits
Screaming for Disney while dad tries to set things straight
I swore I saw the beginnings of a smile
As I begged for her pardon in the beverage aisle
Then she bought herself some hot fries and peeled out on the Interstate

Sweet Chevron Schitter
Sweet Chevron Schitter
Sweet Chevron Schitter
Think I'm gonna go back there and get her