(Going Back To) Pittsburgh

Idle hands on a Friday night
A guy like me would be doin' alright
In Pittsburgh

Hot pastrami and a cool steel brew
A tank top honey who knows what to do
In Pittsburgh

Yeah, the guys are stoked and the girls are stacked
I'm a long gone Tommy, but I'm gonna get back
To Pittsburgh

I moved down here in '75
The jobs dried up, dad couldn't survive
In Pittsburgh

Subdivided on a concrete slab
The money's pretty good, but this town is drag
Not Pittsburgh

Yeah, the air was cold and the hills were steep
But a hard day's work bought a good night's sleep
In Pittsburgh

Another summer in the goddamn sun
I can't take it, so I'm making the run
To Pittsburgh

Hook up with an old girlfriend
Pound on the glass, pull for the Pens
In Pittsburgh

Pack a U-Haul trailer with all of my charms
And ride the Fort Pitt Tunnel straight into the arms
Of Pittsburgh