Splatter Splatter

(guitar intro)

(Mike on lead, speaking through distortion)
Kids in their PJs
Big bowl of nachos
Another perfect day in Rhodedendron Park.
The sun is shining
Now dad's reclining
Roll down the blinds to watch a movie in the dark.

(Mike speaking w/ himself distorted)
Some buxom ladies
A lambourghini
Shadowy motives in a shadowy land.
Some idle chatter
then Splatter splatter
Cue soundtrack music from the up-and-coming band.

(Mike) (Jian w/ others)
This is the best I've ever seen. This is...just a movie. She's just a teen...
I want to see it

(All)
Again and again and again.

(Mike speaking)
She's babysitting and doing homework.
A sudden phone call from the senior quarterback.
She loves attention, she craves attention
He's got a present for her from her daddy's shack

(Mike speaking w/ himself distorted)
She getting cozy
The window rattles
A few allusions to last summer's episode.
The windows shatter
then Splatter splatter
What could be more perfect than to see her head explode?

(Mike) (Jian w/ others)
This is the best This is...just a movie
I've ever seen She's just a teen

(Mike)
I want to see it

(All)
Again and again and again

(Guitar solo)

(Jian & Dave)
Ahhhhh Ahhhhhh Ahhhhh
She's just a teen

(Mike)
I want to see it

(All)
Again and again and again

(key change)

(Mike speaking w/ himself distorted)
We came from monkeys, we once were hunted
Perhaps we recognize that hunted human face
Maybe the suburbs are just far too antiseptic
Kids need some splatter splatter messing up the place.

(Mike) (Jian w/ others)
This is the best This is...just a movie
I've ever seen She's just a teen

(Mike)
I want to see it

(All)
Again and again and again and again
Again and again and again

(Mike) (Jian w/ others)
This is the best This is...just a movie
I've ever seen She's just a teen

(Mike)
I want to see it

(All)
Again and again and again
Again and again and again
Again and again and again