Jared (The Wild Boy)

What's to be done with the wild boy?
Someone's let him out of his cage.
He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there.
Jared's right in front of the stage.
He was raised by the wolves in the forest
He was schooled by a clever raccoon
Now he's using utensils and adverbs
Life is grand with a fork and a spoon
He befriended a squirrel in New Hampshire
He befriended a Fruhead in Maine
He put a chemical dye in his short hair
He hears the call of the wild again
What's to be done with the wild boy?
Someone's let him out of his cage.
He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there.
Jared's right in front of the stage.
He met the creators of South Park
The loved that big winning smile that he's got
They said "Jared we're happy to meet you,
You sure jump up and down quite a lot."
What's to be done with the wild boy?
Someone's let him out of his cage.
He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there.
Jared's right in front of the stage.
What's to be done with the wild boy?
Someone's let him out of his cage.
He was off on a tear, now he's standing right there.
Jared's right in front of the stage.
Jared's right in front of the stage.
Jared's right in front of the stage.