Heatseeker Boy

Little song in an elevator
That's where you got your start
The man said, "Kid's here's one I think you'll enjoy."
A couple hundred thousand later
A couple dozen broken hearts
One big new sound - Heatseeker Boy

(Boy, Boy, Boy...)

With a suit made by Versace
Hair like Chihuahua fur
I had a hunch you were the real McCoy (the real McCoy, the real McCoy)
Coca-Cola and Hitachi
Want you as their messenger
You're breaking ground - Heatseeker Boy

(Boy, Boy, Boy...)

When you lost on the Grammy's
To Bustier and the Sassy Crew
You made the headlines anyhow
Number four with a bullet this week
When will you reach your peak?
Heatseeker Boy!

So goodnight Carmelita Cupcake
So long little Pikachu
The world falls in love with a new plastic toy
Now when I'm on the subway
Everyone's singing you
Halifax to The Hague and Hong Kong,
Softly killing us with your song
You sure get around Heatseeker Boy!

(Boy, Boy, Boy...)

Heatseeker Boy!