Sideshow Bob

Looking like a white dude with a butcher knife glued to his hand
running into the wood like some kind of damn wolf man after "
Bart Man" taking a life like an Afghan thought that I was locked up but I'm right back at it again plotting a better revenge plan I'm a Republican a mother fuckin' champion of "high culture" some say that i'm a vulture having a melt down he's mental walking around in a surgical gown threatening Krusty The Clown I could be the meanest or sweetest evil genius I'll show you my penis but keep it between us people know I'm bad news you don't want to see me & my clown shoes coming apart like loose screws who's utterly hopeless & helpless you that's obvious
& I really won't regret this

He's Sideshow Bob
He's Sideshow Bob
He's Sideshow Bob

I'm Sideshow Bob
criminal mastermind
like Sideshow Bob
a psycho nut job
like Sideshow Bob
murder for fun
because I'm Sideshow Bob

I'll stab you in the front & the back like a homicidal maniac on crack flashback to reality
turning you into a nobody with the swing of a machete
an the jury knows I'm bloody guilty for my crimes don't be
shy because I've tried to murder you so many times looking like a bat up out of Hell the criminal's out of his cell not doing well pleading insanity an having you as an enemy you don't compare to me I'll put a hole where your heart used to be probably saw me on your tv's I do as I please I'm not a fan of Krusty's but I really want to give his neck a squeeze you are just an abuser
I will erase your future
and I know a few little things about some dynamite
and I will take you out by the end of the night

He's Sideshow Bob
He's Sideshow Bob
He's Sideshow Bob

I'm Sideshow Bob
criminal mastermind
like Sideshow Bob
a psycho nut job
like Sideshow Bob
murder for fun
because I'm Sideshow Bob

Plotting your downfall swearing vengeance upon them all grabbing a knife & then I go bananas everyone is trife when they see me taking a life like Dracula feeling spectacular bitch I'm coming after ya swinging a blade like a mental case singing with a smile on my face out of place because I'm extraordinary an you're ordinary you never saw scary ya better believe that I've got more to bury an I'll fill up your mortuary tormented by jealousy this killer clown is going down because of me going kamikaze if I have to I'm not a fan of you I'll demolish you an I'm about to make my dream come true grabbing a knife & cut right through making a really gruesome site & I will have my revenge by the
end of the night

He's Sideshow Bob
He's Sideshow Bob
He's Sideshow Bob

I'm Sideshow Bob
criminal mastermind
like Sideshow Bob
a psycho nut job
like Sideshow Bob
murder for fun
because I'm Sideshow Bob