Couch

Couch-Lock

Written, recorded, produced, engineered, &
performed by Broc Jesch (Breezy)

Bridge
I really want to smoke with you (3X)

1st Verse
It's twenty past four o' clock an now everybody
is on couch-lock they do drugs an then sit there
melting into the chair until their bag is bare be
jealous because we're elevated annihilated
completely separated from reality feeling like
a rookie after three dabs an a pot cookie come
with me if you want to smoke let's take a toke
inside like a hermit crab I'm doing dab after dab
an then I'll grab my peace pipe and pack it there's
a party in my jacket and I'm faded looking like
flat girl off that above the influence commercial
stoned as usual staying high is crucial if
somebody's at the door then I'll pretend that
I'm away because I'm lighting up a jay watching
Cops as I blasé on the couch I will stay way
more higher than Jehovah like I just looked at
Medusa while I'm huffing an puffing the buddha
calm breathing like I scuba representing seven
one zero feeling like a couch potato with more
hydro inside of my pouch but I really can't get
off of the couch

Chorus
An now everybody's on couch-lock
frozen like they're in shock toking up a moon
rock stoned like it's Woodstock
Couch-lock
frozen like they're in shock toking up a moon
rock stoned like it's Woodstock
That's couch-lock
frozen like they're in shock toking up a moon
rock stoned like it's Woodstock
Now everybody's on couch-lock

Bridge

2nd Verse
We're melting into the sofa bed while laughing
like Beavis and Butt-Head smoking on Panama
Red until I can't function having my mind
malfunction while we smoke an then repeat
while I'm sinking into my seat getting higher than
I've ever been looking like a Korean that's
hanging out with couch bums I get stoned and
make albums everyday we're burnin' and gigglin'
like Pee Wee Herman we smoke dope for certain
an more dope I'm insertin' into my bowl our
government has no soul or control so I'm always
down to roll hanging around with a pound on
couch-lock an I'm homebound higher than an
airplane with Mary Jane on the couch I remain
watching Cops as I blasé on the couch I will
stay way more higher than Jehovah like I just
looked at Medusa while I'm huffing an puffing
the buddha calm breathing like I scuba
representing four two zero feeling like a couch
potato with more hydro inside of my pouch
but I really can't get off of the couch

Chorus