Karate

1st Verse
Ich ni san shi better protect your body
chopping everybody up like the Karate Kid
with a ninja star through their eyelid fucking
them up you bet I did kickboxer chosen-one
I'm Daniel-son don't nobody want none
with this smasher grand master
counterattacking you faster with a
katana I'm a slasher street fighter with a
blackbelt my crane kick you felt dealt with
a son of a bitch like Bruce Lee dressed as
a ninja like Shinobi that'll take you to the
dojo and murk you what you don't know
might hurt you my Kill Bill skill will astonish
you an one good punch will demolish you
report me but I'll scram feeling like
Bloodsport and I'm Jean-Claude Van Damme
rocking a red bandana like Raphael
chopping everybody to hell only time will
tell until they all know I go psycho like
Sub-Zero flawless fatality I'll be in the dojo
like Donatello all about that

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Karate (2X)
Chopping everybody with that karate (2X)
It's that karate
They don't really want to try to battle me
rattle me try to rat on me then I got to drop
that mother fucker like I do karate (4X)

2nd Verse
Disabling any opponent giving anybody a
hurts donut like Liu Kang I will end ya I super
smash in a mask like a ninja striking everybody
giving no fucks with a bo staff or nunchucks
better watch what you say because you seem
kind of gay an seem so passé better bow
down to your sensei with a blackbelt my
bicycle kick you felt dealt with a son of a
bitch like Goro making everybody around
go loco I'll hit them with the kendo then K.O.
the attacker I'll crush a white cracker with
martial arts that will astonish you in Mortal
Kombat I'll demolish you even if you know
taekwondo I will cave-in your skull you're
faker than fuck you're like Steven Seagal
now try to practice in a dojo but you won't
go very far I will finish you with a Chinese
throwing star I'll sabotage and put a hole
through your body I'll be in the garage all
day practicing some of that counterattacking
kick-ass

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3rd Verse
You don't know jiujitsu or kung fu do you
I'm a karate master guru breaking through
with a sword made out of bamboo I will
outdo all of you and chop you into two top
pro martial arts champion that'll put you to
sleep like an ambien I'll enter the dragon
like a samurai assassin a striker with a
blackbelt my flying dragon kick you felt dealt
with a son of a bitch like Chuck Norris kind
of like you got kicked by a tyrannosaurus
like an iron maiden I will punish you like
Raiden I will astonish you like Satan that will
demolish you an on the final match I will
abolish you try to fight me but you won't
stabilize an my karate chops will paralyze
I'll throw a back-hand just like Jackie Chan
that'd fuck up anybody from Japan bitch
I'm the man with an Evil Dead evil hand
nobody really wants it with me seriously
I'll be in the garden with Mr. Miyagi doing
some of that good ol' unfuckwithable

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