Cannabis Cup

1st Verse
I'm reminiscing all about High Times reciting weed rhymes still don't understand weed crimes because I
love the feeling and I can't escape it about to take a
pipe and scrape it staying elevated like helicopters everybody hates coppers an weed isn't bad for you all
of my friends are super stoners too so many joints I diminished an I won't stop until they're finished don't be mistaken the smell is breathtaking so many edibles I
will be taking smoking cannabis like I'm Jamaican
looking at all the shatter that they're baking making the cannabis cup the place to be where everybody is just
like me smoking up a tree sipping herbal tea finally
found a place where I can be carefree stoned silly
at my kind of party because I'm just really trying to
stay high for a hobby trying to blaze all day looking
for a place to smoke today hit the pipe an then float
away

Chorus
Now I'm at the Cannabis Cup and I'm grabbing a pipe
and I'm packing one up where everybody wants to get
as high as you an everybody is a Super Stoner too this place is the best above all the rest nobody is stressed
we all light up an now I'm at the Cannabis Cup and I'm grabbing a pipe and I'm packing one up where
everybody wants to get as high as you an everybody
is a Super Stoner too this place is the best above
all the rest nobody is stressed we all light up here
at the cannabis cup

2nd Verse
Yup this is the place to get high all day so I'll hit the
bong and then drift away looking like Matthew McConaughey passing you the dutchie eating chronic candy with another Dutch-rolled fatty with a really big
fat sack of green crack smoking more than Jack Black smoking back to back until I'm dazed and confused
an my wine is weed-infused higher than a vulture an
I'm really representing pot culture waking and baking
so many edibles I will be taking smoking cannabis
like I'm Jamaican looking at all the shatter that they're baking making the cannabis cup the place to be where everybody is just like me smoking up a chimney talking about Cali quality indeed I'll be on the weed when I can I'll be on it every week day all through the weekend I'm packing up a pipe and getting with the program
thinking God damn how did I get to Amsterdam

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3rd Verse
Rolling up and burning some of that alien grass I'm high off my ass watching people blow glass laughing like a jackass somebody pass that blunt that is steaming
feeling like I'm blue dreaming seeming like I've been stoned for several days all in a ganja daze I'll be here
until the door shuts smoking out of doughnuts driving
the DEA nucking futs an they can kiss my nuts
everybody comes around when the weed burns doing a couple dabs an then we all take turns so many edibles I will be taking smoking cannabis like I'm Jamaican
looking at all the shatter that they're baking making the cannabis cup the place to be where everybody is just
like me smoking up a tree seeing cannabis and coffee that's my kind of party I was there for that good smoke
an now I'm dead broke if feds coming I'm a get ghost they sell a lot of dope here but I bought the most

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