Ah, I from a wet dream In which I was restless My imagination no longer take me there So I slid into my copping And into the original Jones, sex
Now, my sexy was below sea level The occupied my being I was at that stage where men would say "Hey ho', it's your life or your lay", but I was cooler that She said, "No compute"
I a lady who was also on the prowl I could tell by her makeup, plus the was there So I over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan She and said "Are you to make love to me?"
I said, "Is pig, in pork? Or you gonna play After all the trouble you went to get chosen" She said, ah, "No compute"
Finally, she said, ah "I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking But it's really about my control pill" I said, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack in doubt, vamp"
"Or at ad-lib And of course you know that don't make babies" She smiled, and said, "No compute" But I could tell that she was interested
So off we was fun to be had, love to be made "Strange", I said to myself after I Smoking a last joint I [unverified] to sleep "What a man go for when the hornies, ah, set in"
Well, as she laid there, mouth wide open Wig half off, snoring, breath smelling a 1948 Buick I was with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all are not a crack"