Luyện nghe bài hát No Compute

Ah, I awakened from a wet
In I was restless [unverified]
My imagination could no longer take me
So I slid into my copping
And into the original Jones, sex

Now, my sexy Jones was sea level
The hornies occupied my
I was at stage where most men would say
"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay", but I was cooler than
She said, "No compute"

I a lady who was also on the prowl
I could by her makeup, plus the scent was there
So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, of my plan
She screamed and
"Are you to make love to me?"

I said, "Is pig, what's in
Or you play hard
all the trouble you went through to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"

Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, go for what you're talking about
But it's really my birth control pill"
I said, "All looks are not alike, all are not a crack
in doubt, vamp"

"Or at ad-lib
And of course you know that don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I could that she was getting interested

So off we
There was fun to be had, to be made
"Strange", I said to myself after I
Smoking a last joint I [unverified] to sleep
"What a man will go for the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she there, mouth wide open
Wig half off, snoring, breath like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her
As if to say, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack"