Luyện nghe bài hát No Compute

Ah, I awakened from a wet
In which I was [unverified]
My could no longer take me there
So I slid into my haberdashery
And gave into the Jones, sex

Now, my Jones was below sea level
The hornies my being
I was at that stage where men would say
"Hey ho', it's your or your lay", but I was cooler than that
She said, "No compute"

I spotted a lady who was also on the
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was
So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, of my plan
She screamed and
"Are you asking to make to me?"

I said, "Is pig, in pork?
Or you gonna hard
After all the you went through to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"

Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, probably go for you're talking about
But it's really about my birth pill"
I said, "All looks are not alike, all are not a crack
in doubt, vamp"

"Or at ad-lib
And of you know that spit don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I could tell that she was getting

So off we
was fun to be had, love to be made
"Strange", I said to myself I laid
Smoking a joint before I [unverified] to sleep
"What a man go for when the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide
Wig half off, snoring, breath smelling a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her
As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all are not a crack"