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Ah, I awakened from a wet dream
In which I was restless [unverified]
My imagination could no longer take me there
So I slid into my copping haberdashery
And gave into the original Jones, sex
Now, my sexy Jones was below sea level
The hornies occupied my being
I was at that stage where most men would say
"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay", but I was cooler than that
She said, "No compute"
I spotted a lady who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there
So I sashayed over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and said
"Are you asking to make love to me?"
I said, "Is pig, what's in pork?
Or you gonna play hard
After all the trouble you went through to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"
Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking about
But it's really about my birth control pill"
I said, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack
When in doubt, vamp"
"Or at least ad-lib
And of course you know that spit don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I could tell that she was getting interested
[Unverified]
So off we went
There was fun to be had, love to be made
"Strange", I said to myself after I laid
Smoking a last joint before I [unverified] to sleep
"What a man will go for when the hornies, ah, set in"
Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth wide open
Wig half off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all holes are not a crack"
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Singles
53 songs
- Not Just Knee Deep 2008
- Can You Get To That 2009
- One Nation Under a Groove -- Part 1 2006
- Freak Of The Week 2008
- Super Stupid 2008
- No Head No Backstage Pass 2008
- Standing On The Verge Of Getting On 2008
- Good to Your Earhole 2008
- I'll Stay 2008
- Soul Mate 2008
- Biological Speculation 2008
- Baby I Owe You Something Good 2008
- Cholly (Funk Get Ready To Roll!) 2008
- P.E. Squad/Doodoo Chasers 2008
- Sexy Ways 2008
- Funk Gets Stronger (Part 1) 2008
- Holly Wants To Go To California 2008
- March To The Witch's Castle 2008
- Let's Make It Last 2008
- You Hit The Nail On The Head 2008
- Some More 2008
- Everybody Is Going To Make It This Time 2008
- Atmosphere 2008
- Meow Meow 2014
- Snot n Booger 2014
- That Was My Girl 2008
- Comin' Round the Mountain 2008
- Philmore 2008
- How Do Yeaw View You 2008
- Smokey 2008
- The Wall 2014
- A Joyful Process [instrumental] 2008
- Balance 2008
- Talking to the Wall 2014
- Back In Our Minds 2008
- Yesterdejavu 2014
- Ain't That Funkin' Kinda Hard On You (Louie Vega Remix) 2015
- I Miss My Baby 2017
- Bernadette 2014
- Can't Stand The Strain 2008
- Catchin' Boogie Fever 2014
- Dipety Dipety Doo Stop The Violence 2014
- Foot Soldiers (Star-Spangled Funky) 2008
- Nappy Dugout 2008
- No Compute 2008
- Trash A-Go-Go 2008
- Where would I Go? 2014
- Yellow Light 2014
- Zip It 2014
- Maggot Brain (Alternate Mix) 2018
- Eulogy And Light 2008
- We Hurt Too 2008
- The Naz 2014
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