Luyện nghe bài hát No Compute

Ah, I from a wet dream
In which I was [unverified]
My imagination could no longer take me
So I slid my copping haberdashery
And gave the original Jones, sex

Now, my sexy Jones was below sea
The occupied my being
I was at that stage most men would say
"Hey ho', it's life or your lay", but I was cooler than that
She said, "No compute"

I a lady who was also on the prowl
I tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there
So I over to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and
"Are you asking to love to me?"

I said, "Is pig, in pork?
Or you gonna play
all the trouble you went through to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"

Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, probably go for what talking about
But really about my birth control pill"
I said, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack
in doubt, vamp"

"Or at least
And of you know that spit don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I tell that she was getting interested

So off we
was fun to be had, love to be made
"Strange", I said to myself I laid
Smoking a joint before I [unverified] to sleep
"What a man will go for the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she laid there, wide open
Wig half off, snoring, smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all are not a crack"