Luyện nghe bài hát No Compute

Ah, I awakened from a wet
In which I was restless
My imagination could no longer take me
So I slid into my copping
And gave the original Jones, sex

Now, my sexy was below sea level
The hornies my being
I was at that where most men would say
"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay", but I was cooler that
She said, "No compute"

I spotted a lady who was also on the
I tell by her makeup, plus the scent was there
So I sashayed to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and
"Are you asking to love to me?"

I said, "Is pig, what's in
Or you play hard
After all the trouble you went to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"

Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, go for what you're talking about
But it's about my birth control pill"
I said, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack
in doubt, vamp"

"Or at least
And of course you know that spit don't babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I could tell that she was interested

So off we
was fun to be had, love to be made
"Strange", I said to myself after I
Smoking a last joint I [unverified] to sleep
"What a man will go for the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth open
Wig off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was with the filthies, and she smiled in her sleep
As if to say, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack"