Luyện nghe bài hát No Compute

Ah, I awakened from a wet
In which I was [unverified]
My imagination could no longer take me
So I slid into my haberdashery
And gave the original Jones, sex

Now, my sexy Jones was below sea
The hornies my being
I was at that stage where men would say
"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay", but I was cooler that
She said, "No compute"

I spotted a lady who was also on the
I could by her makeup, plus the scent was there
So I sashayed to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and
"Are you to make love to me?"

I said, "Is pig, in pork?
Or you gonna play
all the trouble you went through to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"

Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, probably go for what you're talking
But really about my birth control pill"
I said, "All looks are not alike, all are not a crack
in doubt, vamp"

"Or at least
And of course you know that don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I could tell that she was interested

So off we
There was fun to be had, to be made
"Strange", I said to myself after I
Smoking a last joint before I to sleep
"What a man go for when the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth open
Wig off, snoring, breath smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she in her sleep
As if to say, "All looks are not alike, all are not a crack"