Luyện nghe bài hát No Compute

Ah, I awakened a wet dream
In which I was restless
My imagination could no longer take me
So I into my copping haberdashery
And gave the original Jones, sex

Now, my Jones was below sea level
The hornies my being
I was at that stage where most men say
"Hey ho', it's life or your lay", but I was cooler than that
She said, "No compute"

I spotted a lady who was also on the
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was
So I sashayed to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She and said
"Are you asking to make to me?"

I said, "Is pig, what's in
Or you gonna play
After all the trouble you went to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"

Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, probably go for you're talking about
But it's really about my control pill"
I said, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack
in doubt, vamp"

"Or at ad-lib
And of course you that spit don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I could tell that she was interested

So off we
There was fun to be had, to be made
"Strange", I to myself after I laid
Smoking a last joint I [unverified] to sleep
"What a man will go for the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth open
Wig half off, snoring, breath like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her
As if to say, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack"