Luyện nghe bài hát No Compute

Ah, I awakened a wet dream
In I was restless [unverified]
My imagination could no longer me there
So I slid into my haberdashery
And gave into the Jones, sex

Now, my Jones was below sea level
The hornies my being
I was at that stage where men would say
"Hey ho', it's your life or your lay", but I was cooler than
She said, "No compute"

I spotted a who was also on the prowl
I could tell by her makeup, plus the scent was
So I sashayed to her, and, ah, spoke of my plan
She screamed and
"Are you to make love to me?"

I said, "Is pig, in pork?
Or you gonna play
After all the trouble you went to get chosen"
She said, ah, "No compute"

Finally, she said, ah
"I could, ah, probably go for what you're about
But it's really my birth control pill"
I said, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack
in doubt, vamp"

"Or at ad-lib
And of course you know that don't make babies"
She smiled, and said, "No compute"
But I tell that she was getting interested

So off we
There was fun to be had, love to be
"Strange", I to myself after I laid
Smoking a last joint before I to sleep
"What a man will go for the hornies, ah, set in"

Well, suddenly as she laid there, mouth open
Wig half off, snoring, smelling like a 1948 Buick
I was sick with the filthies, and she smiled in her
As if to say, "All are not alike, all holes are not a crack"