Make My Boobies One More Size

Oh Boobie, Boobie
Oh Boobie, Boobie

Oh Boobie, Boobie my chest was supposed to grow... My cleavage wasn't right, no.

My boobies, boobies, my breasts are completely full and now my sweater's tight, yeah...

Surgery, I want to be a "D"
Bigger Mammaries
I want them to show now, no because

My chests flatness was killing me
And I, I must confess, I paid for these, paid for these

I look 32, I'm just a child. I am a crime!
Make my boobies one more size.

Oh Baby, Baby, I got Double D's it's true.
Now you've all been blinded!

Oh pretty boobies, you're so big and oh so new
That's just the way I planned it.

Golly! Rolling Stone was naughty!
See me, baby, barely wearing clothes now! Because...

My chests flatness was killing me
And I, I must confess I paid for these, paid for these

I look 32, I'm just a child. I am a crime!
Make my boobies one more size.

-- Instrumental break --

Boobies, I lie about you.
I'll make up something! I'll say they grew!

Boobies! When I jump around,
They keep on moving, each one weighs 15 pounds!

I did not have surgery!
My chest is growing, it's just puberty.

They grew like crazy! I was asleep.
I was an A-cup, now I am a D.

They grew like crazy! (spoken) You believe me, right?
My boobies got so huge almost overnight.

They grew like crazy! Those things ain't cheap.
I'm so inflated unless they leak.

They grew like crazy! (spoken) You believe me, right?
My boobies got so huge almost overnight.