Holiday Greetings 1987

Hi, this is "weird al" yankovic, and I'd just like to take this opportunity to say:
Merry christmas
Merry christmas
Merry christmas

Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic, hoping that your new year isn't a torture-filled living hell, and that you finally decide to do something worthwhile with your miserable, wretched lives. thank you

Hello, this is "weird al" yankovic, and I'd like to wish you all a merry christmas and a happy new year. and to all my japanese friends, feliz navidad

Hi, this is "weird al" yankovic, wishing you and yours a very merry christmas. and now, here's a cheery little number I wrote about death, destruction, and the end of the world, called "christmas at ground zero"