Elmo's Got A Gun

Elmo's got a gun
Elmo's got a gun
Big Bird's on the run
Ernie's dialing 9-1-1

What made Elmo snap?
Was he tired of Big Bird's crap?

They say when
Elmo was arrested
They found that
Oscar's head was in the trash

I hear that Gordon's
really runnin'
now that Elmo's got a gun
the street is never gonna
be the same