Chicken Pot Pie

When we were young, Bernie's deli was down the block.
He made a great liver pate.
(You know he did. You know he did. You know he did.)
But if there's one thing in this world that I like better
Than a corned beef on rye,
It's chicken pot pie. Chicken pot pie.
Chicken pot pie. Chicken pot pie.

(Chicken clucking along with music)

Keep your crummy appetizers
Don't want no turnip-flavored fries
Or messed-up pizza squares
Sorry, but they don't compare.

(Chicken cluckng along with music)