Kill Yourself

Have you ever felt sad or lonely?
Have you ever felt two-feet tall?
Have you ever thought man if only I was anybody else at all?
They like to kick you when times get rough
And you give your all, but it's not enough

And sticks and stones may break your bones
But words can break your heart
But if you don't know where to go I'll
Show you where to start

Kill yourself
It'll only take a minute
And you'll be happy that you did it
Just go over to your oven and shove your head in it
Kill yourself
Really you should do it
There's really nothing to it
Just grab a mug and chug a cup of lighter fluid

--Talking Interlude--

I sound unempathetic
I sound mean and rude
Suicide is an epidemic
And I don't wanna be misconstrued

Signs of depression go overlooked
So if you're depressed
Then you need to book a therapy session
Talk about your depression

And let a professional hear it
But if you search for
Moral wisdom in
Katy Perry's lyrics then

Kill yourself
It won't be painful
If you are able
To give a little kiss to an oncoming train
You'll kill yourself
It's over, mull it
There's a trigger pull it
Get it through your head and 'it' being a bullet

Stick your tongue in a plug
Suck a pipe of exhaust
Make some toast in the tub
Nail yourself to a cross

Hold your breath 'til it's gone
Drink a gallon of mace
Be gay in Iran
Let Oprah sit on your face

Jump off of a bridge
Skinny dip in a flood
Skydive attached to a fridge
Drink a Haitian guy's blood

Break into the zoo
Give the tiger a shove
Eat a Philip's head screw
Marry Courtney Love