Are You Happy?

Now the show is done
I hope that you had gut trembling
Or something resembling fun
And if you watch this thing alone
You probably didn't laugh
But maybe a few times
You exhaled out of your nose

But if you hated it, that's fair
But either way
Could you find a little more time
For a parting questionnaire?

On a scale from one to zero
Are you happy?
'Cause you're on your own from here
So, are you happy?
I'm open to suggestions
Are you happy?
But what the fuck kind of question is
"Am I happy?"

I really wanna try to get happy
And I think that I could get it
If I didn't always panic
Every time I'm unhappy in life

I'm owed some life
Where I'm always, like, happy
Which is stupid 'cause
I wouldn't even want it if I got it
Wait, oh, God, my dad was right

So if you know
Or ever knew how
To be happy
On a scale from one to two now
Are you happy?
You're everything you hated
Are you happy?
Hey, look, Ma
I made it
Are you happy?