If You Can't Dance

If you can't dance if you can't dance.
If you can't dance. if you can't dance
If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me baby
If you can't dance if you can't dance
If you can't dance. if you can't dance
If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me baby
Now we got the flavour the bad behaviour
the rhythm the melody the juice for you to savour
rockin' and vibing but somebody's jivin'
You need to take a tip, sort it out, get a grip
Whenever I go out wherever it may be,
There never is a Keanu but a dweeb lookin' at me
but even if I did score he's a loser on the dance floor,
Take a deep breath count 1 2 3.

Even when his eyes met mine
his slamming shoes were out of time,
Can't you just feel the groove
why don't you move,
it's easy can't you see,
take my hand and dance with me

If you can't dance, if you can't dance.
If you can't dance. if you can't dance
If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me baby
If you can't dance, if you can't dance.
If you can't dance. if you can't dance
If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me baby.

Hey macho
Te vi el otro dia
Me dio mucha, mucha alegria
Eschucha la musica
Ay, madre mia
Hey chico, tu no tienes nada
Que susto, que sueco, que polla, que tieso
Oh, no me toques
Ay, que pero, feo
Venga, venga, marcha salida
Toma esa musica, me canta deprisa
Cuidado, cuidado, que chico, que loca,
Toma mi ritmo
Me voy contigo
Hey macho te quiero
Quiero un hombre, necesito, si pero no tu nombre
Hey macho, Hey macho
Si no bailas esto no puedes nada conmigo.

(repeat chorus)

(Possible translation of Spanish Rap, very loose)

Hey macho
I saw you the other day
I was very very happy
Listen to the music
Oh my dear
Hey boy, you have nothing
What a fright, what a ??, what a dick, how "straight?"
Oh, don't touch me
Ay, how ugly
Come on, come on, get out of here
Have that music, it sings to me fast
Warning, warning
what a boy, what madness
Have my rythm
I go with you
Hey macho, I love you
I want a man, I need, yes
but not your name
Hey macho, Hey macho
If you can't dance to this you can't do nothing for me