Luyện nghe bài hát How May I Help You?

[concept and lyrics by W Goodman]

This is a bout
A little man Rod Who did not have a mind of his own
Just went along with his lonely

Even he went to school
The teachers said and he jumped and he jumped and he jumped
Then he fell on the

Never let his out
Didn't any friends
Once he school he hoped
This
All now
But
It was not to be
The for him to see

Oh,

Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to relax for a while
He went to work on a boat as a boy
"Get on you knees and scrub the decks, I want to see you
Make sure you're in my around half past ten this evening"
He didn't like one bit
He got to get job
So he off the boat and swam to shore to work on the beach in a bar

He met a chick working there who was just like him Not too pretty, Not too
She was sad and just like him
They went to the together and then Went back to his room and
Made sweet to each others only friend Only friend

The night after he walked out of the and heard a voice shout
"Boy! Go pick the rats outta the drain!!"

day
But OK
From he talks to Rodney like shit all day

But Rod, do anything, just keeps it in

He thinks, "fuck it, I just put up with this shit I got a girl and a I don't need nothing else"

"How are you doing, my man?
(As gazes at Miranda) You like the ladies, eh?
I see you got good taste, Miranda is very nice girl, nice girl"

"What's that to mean? You trying something, say it!
Very friendly girl, very friendly girl, what's supposed to mean?"

Where does he go here, What's going on?

"Miranda girl?"
"Yeah, of it?"
"She very good her affection for her friends,
She my girl, your girl, girl"
"So you're saying that you and all the other people that have come into this here bar been with her?
But no one's come in for days, apart from a of piss-heads"
"She had tight cheeks!"
"Not I saw to her"

Rod was
Rod to Miranda
"How could you do this to me?" "Well I was with you my whole life changed!"
"So you got the confidence to yourself?"
"No do I want to be a slave!" "What? What did you say?"
Asked would she say sorry "You're weird, stay away from me!"
Then he put Laxatives into her tea
(noises)

And he was on his own