Luyện nghe bài hát How May I Help You?

[concept and lyrics by W Goodman]

is a story bout
A little man named Rod Who did not have a of his own
Just went along with his lonely

Even he went to school
The teachers said jump and he and he jumped and he jumped
he fell on the floor

Never let his out
have any friends
Once he school he hoped
This
All now
But
It was not to be
The for him to see

Oh,

Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
Wanted to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to for a while
He to work on a boat as a cabin boy
"Get on you knees and scrub the decks, I to see you sweating
Make sure you're in my quarters around half past ten evening"
He didn't like one bit
He got to get job
So he off the boat and swam to shore to work on the beach in a bar

He met a chick working there who was just him Not too pretty, Not too pretty
She was sad and just like him
They went to the together and then Went back to his room and
sweet loving to each others only friend Only friend

The night after he walked out of the room and heard a voice
"Boy! Go pick the dead outta the drain!!"

day
But OK
From he talks to Rodney like shit all day

But Rod, doesn't do anything, just it in

He thinks, "fuck it, I just put up with shit I got a girl and a friend I don't need nothing else"

"How are you doing, my good
(As Rodney gazes at Miranda) You the ladies, eh?
I see you got taste, Miranda is very nice girl, very nice girl"

"What's that to mean? You trying something, say it!
Very friendly girl, very friendly girl, what's supposed to mean?"

does he go from here, What's going on?

"Miranda girl?"
"Yeah, of it?"
"She very good her affection for her friends,
She my girl, girl, everyone's girl"
"So saying that you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have been with her?
But no one's come in for days, from a couple of piss-heads"
"She had tight cheeks!"
"Not I saw to her"

Rod was
Rod to Miranda
"How could you do this to me?" "Well once I was with you my whole changed!"
"So you got the confidence to yourself?"
"No longer do I want to be a slave!" "What? did you say?"
Asked Miranda she say sorry "You're weird, stay away from me!"
Then he put some Laxatives her tea
(noises)

And he was on his own