Luyện nghe bài hát How May I Help You?

[concept and lyrics by W Goodman]

This is a story
A little man named Rod Who did not have a of his own
Just along with his pathetic lonely

Even when he to school
The teachers jump and he jumped and he jumped and he jumped
Then he fell on the

let his feelings out
Didn't any friends
Once he school he hoped
would
All now
But
It was not to be
The for him to see

Oh,

Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to relax for a while
He to work on a boat as a cabin boy
"Get on you and scrub the decks, I want to see you sweating
Make sure you're in my quarters around half past ten evening"
He didn't like one bit
He got to get job
So he jumped off the boat and to shore to work on the beach in a bar

He met a chick working there who was like him Not too pretty, Not too pretty
She was sad and lonely like him
They went to the together and then Went back to his room and
Made sweet loving to each others only Only friend

The night after he walked out of the room and heard a voice
"Boy! Go pick the rats outta the drain!!"

day
But OK
From then he talks to Rodney like all day

But Rod, do anything, just keeps it in

He thinks, "fuck it, I just put up with shit I got a girl and a friend I don't need nothing else"

"How are you doing, my man?
(As gazes at Miranda) You like the ladies, eh?
I see you got good taste, Miranda is very nice girl, very girl"

"What's that supposed to mean? You something, say it!
Very friendly girl, very friendly girl, what's that to mean?"

Where does he go from here, going on?

"Miranda girl?"
"Yeah, of it?"
"She very expressing her affection for her friends,
She my girl, your girl, girl"
"So you're saying you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have been with her?
But no one's in for days, apart from a couple of piss-heads"
"She had lovely cheeks!"
"Not I saw to her"

Rod was
Rod to Miranda
"How could you do this to me?" "Well I was with you my whole life changed!"
"So you got the to disgrace yourself?"
"No longer do I want to be a slave!" "What? did you say?"
Asked would she say sorry "You're weird, stay away from me!"
Then he put some Laxatives her tea
(noises)

And he was on his own