Luyện nghe bài hát How May I Help You?

[concept and lyrics by W Goodman]

This is a story
A little man named Rod Who did not a mind of his own
Just along with his pathetic lonely

Even when he went to
The teachers said and he jumped and he jumped and he jumped
he fell on the floor

Never let his out
Didn't have any
Once he left school he
would
All now
But
It was not to be
The for him to see

Oh,

Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to relax for a while
He went to work on a as a cabin boy
"Get on you knees and scrub the decks, I want to see you
Make sure you're in my quarters half past ten this evening"
He like this one bit
He got to get job
So he jumped off the boat and to shore to work on the beach in a bar

He met a chick there who was just like him Not too pretty, Not too pretty
She was sad and just like him
They went to the cinema together and then Went back to his and
Made sweet loving to each others only friend friend

The night after he walked out of the and heard a voice shout
"Boy! Go pick the rats outta the drain!!"

day
But OK
then he talks to Rodney like shit all day

But Rod, doesn't do anything, keeps it in

He thinks, "fuck it, I just put up with this shit I got a and a friend I don't need nothing else"

"How are you doing, my man?
(As Rodney at Miranda) You like the ladies, eh?
I see you got taste, Miranda is very nice girl, very nice girl"

"What's that supposed to You trying something, say it!
Very friendly girl, very friendly girl, what's supposed to mean?"

Where does he go from here, going on?

"Miranda girl?"
"Yeah, of it?"
"She very good expressing her for her friends,
She my girl, your girl, girl"
"So you're saying that you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have been her?
But no come in for days, apart from a couple of piss-heads"
"She had lovely cheeks!"
"Not I saw to her"

Rod was
Rod said to
"How you do this to me?" "Well once I was with you my whole life changed!"
"So you got the to disgrace yourself?"
"No longer do I want to be a slave!" "What? did you say?"
Asked Miranda would she say "You're weird, stay away from me!"
Then he put some Laxatives her tea
(noises)

And he was on his own