Luyện nghe bài hát How May I Help You?

[concept and lyrics by Mikee W

This is a story
A little man named Rod Who did not have a of his own
Just went with his pathetic lonely

Even when he went to
The teachers jump and he jumped and he jumped and he jumped
Then he fell on the

Never let his out
Didn't any friends
Once he school he hoped
would
All now
But
It was not to be
The for him to see

Oh,

Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
Wanted to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to for a while
He went to work on a as a cabin boy
"Get on you and scrub the decks, I want to see you sweating
sure you're in my quarters around half past ten this evening"
He didn't like one bit
He got to get job
So he jumped off the and swam to shore to work on the beach in a bar

He met a working there who was just like him Not too pretty, Not too pretty
She was sad and lonely like him
They went to the together and then Went back to his room and
Made sweet loving to each others friend Only friend

The night after he walked out of the room and heard a voice
"Boy! Go pick the dead outta the drain!!"

day
But OK
From he talks to Rodney like shit all day

But Rod, do anything, just keeps it in

He thinks, "fuck it, I put up with this shit I got a girl and a friend I don't need nothing else"

"How are you doing, my man?
(As Rodney gazes at Miranda) You the ladies, eh?
I see you got good taste, is very nice girl, very nice girl"

"What's that supposed to You trying something, say it!
Very friendly girl, very friendly girl, what's supposed to mean?"

Where he go from here, What's going on?

"Miranda girl?"
"Yeah, of it?"
"She good expressing her affection for her friends,
She my girl, your girl, girl"
"So you're saying you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have been with her?
But no one's come in for days, apart a couple of piss-heads"
"She had tight cheeks!"
"Not I saw to her"

Rod was
Rod to Miranda
"How could you do to me?" "Well once I was with you my whole life changed!"
"So you got the to disgrace yourself?"
"No longer do I want to be a slave!" "What? did you say?"
Miranda would she say sorry "You're weird, stay away from me!"
Then he put Laxatives into her tea
(noises)

And he was on his own