Luyện nghe bài hát How May I Help You?

[concept and lyrics by W Goodman]

This is a bout
A little man named Rod Who did not a mind of his own
went along with his pathetic lonely

Even when he went to
The teachers said jump and he jumped and he and he jumped
Then he on the floor

let his feelings out
Didn't have any
Once he left he hoped
would
All now
But
It was not to be
The for him to see

Oh,

Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
Wanted to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to for a while
He went to on a boat as a cabin boy
"Get on you knees and the decks, I want to see you sweating
Make you're in my quarters around half past ten this evening"
He like this one bit
He got to get job
So he jumped off the boat and swam to shore to on the beach in a bar

He met a chick there who was just like him Not too pretty, Not too pretty
She was sad and lonely just him
They went to the cinema together and then Went back to his and
Made sweet loving to each others only friend friend

The night he walked out of the room and heard a voice shout
"Boy! Go the dead rats outta the drain!!"

day
But OK
From then he talks to Rodney shit all day

But Rod, doesn't do anything, just it in

He thinks, "fuck it, I just put up this shit I got a girl and a friend I don't need nothing else"

"How are you doing, my good
(As Rodney at Miranda) You like the ladies, eh?
I see you got good taste, Miranda is very nice girl, nice girl"

"What's that to mean? You trying something, say it!
Very friendly girl, very friendly girl, what's that to mean?"

Where he go from here, What's going on?

"Miranda girl?"
"Yeah, of it?"
"She very good expressing her for her friends,
She my girl, your girl, girl"
"So you're saying you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have been with her?
But no one's in for days, apart from a couple of piss-heads"
"She had tight cheeks!"
"Not I saw to her"

Rod was
Rod said to
"How could you do to me?" "Well once I was with you my whole life changed!"
"So you got the to disgrace yourself?"
"No do I want to be a slave!" "What? What did you say?"
Miranda would she say sorry "You're weird, stay away from me!"
Then he put Laxatives into her tea
(noises)

And he was on his own