Luyện nghe bài hát How May I Help You?

[concept and lyrics by Mikee W

This is a bout
A little man named Rod Who did not have a of his own
Just went along his pathetic lonely

when he went to school
The teachers said jump and he jumped and he jumped and he
Then he on the floor

let his feelings out
Didn't any friends
Once he school he hoped
This
All now
But
It was not to be
The for him to see

Oh,

Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
Wanted to go somewhere in the middle of to relax for a while
He to work on a boat as a cabin boy
"Get on you knees and scrub the decks, I want to see you
Make you're in my quarters around half past ten this evening"
He like this one bit
He got to get job
So he jumped off the and swam to shore to work on the beach in a bar

He met a chick working there who was just him Not too pretty, Not too pretty
She was sad and lonely like him
They went to the cinema and then Went back to his room and
Made sweet to each others only friend Only friend

The night after he walked out of the room and heard a shout
"Boy! Go the dead rats outta the drain!!"

day
But OK
From then he to Rodney like shit all day

But Rod, doesn't do anything, just it in

He thinks, "fuck it, I just put up this shit I got a girl and a friend I don't need nothing else"

"How are you doing, my good
(As gazes at Miranda) You like the ladies, eh?
I see you got good taste, is very nice girl, very nice girl"

"What's that supposed to mean? You something, say it!
Very friendly girl, very friendly girl, that supposed to mean?"

Where he go from here, What's going on?

"Miranda girl?"
"Yeah, of it?"
"She very expressing her affection for her friends,
She my girl, your girl, girl"
"So you're saying that you and all the other that have come into this here bar have been with her?
But no one's come in for days, from a couple of piss-heads"
"She had lovely cheeks!"
"Not I saw to her"

Rod was
Rod to Miranda
"How could you do this to me?" "Well once I was with you my whole changed!"
"So you got the to disgrace yourself?"
"No longer do I want to be a slave!" "What? did you say?"
Asked Miranda she say sorry "You're weird, stay away from me!"
Then he put some into her tea
(noises)

And he was on his own