Luyện nghe bài hát How May I Help You?

[concept and lyrics by Mikee W

This is a story
A man named Rod Who did not have a mind of his own
Just went along with his pathetic

Even when he went to
The teachers said jump and he jumped and he and he jumped
he fell on the floor

Never let his out
Didn't have any
Once he left school he
would
All now
But
It was not to be
The for him to see

Oh,

Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
Wanted to go somewhere in the middle of nowhere to for a while
He went to on a boat as a cabin boy
"Get on you knees and scrub the decks, I want to see you
Make sure you're in my quarters around half past ten evening"
He like this one bit
He got to get job
So he jumped off the and swam to shore to work on the beach in a bar

He met a chick working who was just like him Not too pretty, Not too pretty
She was sad and just like him
went to the cinema together and then Went back to his room and
Made sweet loving to each others only Only friend

The night he walked out of the room and heard a voice shout
"Boy! Go the dead rats outta the drain!!"

day
But OK
From then he talks to like shit all day

But Rod, doesn't do anything, keeps it in

He thinks, "fuck it, I just put up with this shit I got a girl and a friend I need nothing else"

"How are you doing, my man?
(As Rodney at Miranda) You like the ladies, eh?
I see you got good taste, Miranda is nice girl, very nice girl"

"What's that supposed to You trying something, say it!
Very girl, very friendly girl, what's that supposed to mean?"

Where does he go from here, What's on?

"Miranda girl?"
"Yeah, of it?"
"She very good expressing her for her friends,
She my girl, your girl, girl"
"So saying that you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have been with her?
But no one's come in for days, from a couple of piss-heads"
"She had lovely cheeks!"
"Not I saw to her"

Rod was
Rod said to
"How could you do this to me?" "Well I was with you my whole life changed!"
"So you got the to disgrace yourself?"
"No longer do I to be a slave!" "What? What did you say?"
Asked Miranda she say sorry "You're weird, stay away from me!"
Then he put Laxatives into her tea
(noises)

And he was on his own