Luyện nghe bài hát How May I Help You?

[concept and lyrics by Mikee W

is a story bout
A little man Rod Who did not have a mind of his own
Just went along his pathetic lonely

Even when he to school
The teachers said and he jumped and he jumped and he jumped
Then he fell on the

Never let his out
Didn't have any
Once he left he hoped
This
All now
But
It was not to be
The for him to see

Oh,

Arrrgghhhh!!!!!!!!

He had to get a job
Wanted to go somewhere in the of nowhere to relax for a while
He went to work on a boat as a boy
"Get on you and scrub the decks, I want to see you sweating
sure you're in my quarters around half past ten this evening"
He didn't like one bit
He got to get job
So he jumped off the boat and swam to shore to on the beach in a bar

He met a chick working there who was just like him Not too pretty, Not too
She was sad and just like him
They went to the cinema and then Went back to his room and
Made sweet loving to each others only friend friend

The night after he walked out of the and heard a voice shout
"Boy! Go the dead rats outta the drain!!"

day
But OK
then he talks to Rodney like shit all day

But Rod, doesn't do anything, just it in

He thinks, "fuck it, I just put up with this shit I got a girl and a friend I don't need else"

"How are you doing, my good
(As gazes at Miranda) You like the ladies, eh?
I see you got good taste, Miranda is very nice girl, nice girl"

"What's that supposed to mean? You something, say it!
Very friendly girl, friendly girl, what's that supposed to mean?"

Where does he go from here, going on?

"Miranda girl?"
"Yeah, of it?"
"She very good expressing her for her friends,
She my girl, girl, everyone's girl"
"So you're saying that you and all the other people that have come into this here bar have with her?
But no one's in for days, apart from a couple of piss-heads"
"She had lovely cheeks!"
"Not I saw to her"

Rod was
Rod to Miranda
"How you do this to me?" "Well once I was with you my whole life changed!"
"So you got the confidence to yourself?"
"No do I want to be a slave!" "What? What did you say?"
Asked Miranda would she say sorry "You're weird, away from me!"
Then he put some Laxatives her tea
(noises)

And he was on his own