Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

Mr. Sandman showing his beam
When he walks into the room the walls lean in to listen
Surf out, blank waves, click back and forth
Like old headlights, sniffing bottled glue again

Head like a steel trap, wish I didnt, I didnt
I didnt, I didnt, I didnt, I didnt, I didnt, I dont
Just want to be a footnote
In someone elses happiness

And does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way, does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling

Tempest in a teacup, get unique
Peroxide Princess shine like shark teeth
Its a sign
(Its a sign)
Its a sign
(Its a sign)
Its a sign, what if we peeked early?

And does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way, does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

Does he, does he know the way I worship our love?
And does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?

But I will never end up like him
Behind my back, I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling, oh darling, oh darling

Does your husband know? Does your husband know?
Does your husband know?
Does he know? Does he know? Does he know?

But I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calendar, this way you will always know

Oh, the last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh darling, I know what you're going through