Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes

I'm coming apart at the seams
Pitching myself for leads in other people's dreams
Now buzz, buzz, buzz
Doc, there's a hole where something was
Doc, there's a hole where something was

Fell outta bed, butterfly bandage, but don't worry
You'll never remember, your head is far too blurry
Put him in the back of a squad car, restrain that man
He needs his head put through a cat scan
Hey editor, I'm undeniable; hey doctor, I'm certifiable

I'm a loose bolt, of a complete machine
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi
sweet

So boycott love, detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
And perfect boys with their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
('Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

Little girl, you got me staring odd
Or was that just a telescopic camera nod?
P-p-p-painted dolls in highway truck stop stalls
Lot lizard scales cool your nightlife moods
All the rookies leave your badge and your gun on the desk
When you leave the room

I'm a loose bolt of a complete machine
What a match, I'm half doomed and you're semi-sweet

Boycott love, detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
And perfect boys with their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
('Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)

Detox just to retox, detox just to retox
Detox just to retox, detox just to retox

Detox just to retox, detox just to retox
(So boycott love)
Detox just to retox, detox just to retox
(Boycott love)

So boycott love, detox just to retox
And I'd promise you anything for another shot at life
And perfect boys with their perfect ploys
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing)
Nobody wants to hear you sing about tragedy
(Wants to hear you sing about tragedy)