Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I a man named Otis who invented a room,
And his was filled with pride.
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It from side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
be the richest man in town.
You gotta that room that goes from side to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was good advice, advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I doubt
That the could do without
My advice.
Sir Isaac came around to my house one day.
His face was all and red.
He said he didn't to sleep in the shade of a tree,
Because an might fall on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go right back and sleep beneath that tree.
And if you let that rotten fall down on your head,
Why discover gravity."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
The world's a place,
Since I the human race
My advice.
A man named Mr. invented a tube.
He was sad because it a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I my tube on a piece of paper,
The ink out and makes a little streak."
He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop leak.
I'll start on my leakproof tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak.
You just a fountain pen."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I should get the Prize,
For advice.
Good old Ford, he was a hardworking man.
He all night and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've already built models,
One for each from A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
fruitful as can be,
And absolutely free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville two brothers named Wright.
The nicest pair of kids you've seen.
They worked years on a secret project.
thought it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all wings for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take that washing out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the thing'll fly."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
I'm so that I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin Franklin was a old man,
He was always his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there,
And to kite string tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
I'll be of you
If only listen to
My advice.
Magoog was a Neanderthal man,
A poorly educated soul.
He had a great big square made of solid stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his cave in
To his uncle's in Mobile.
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of tires,
And Ooky baby, a wheel."
And that was good advice, advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Beta key
For advice.
Sigmund Freud, he had an house.
He was a nosy fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his friends stand all day,
And him all their secrets and their dreams.
Well, while they stood there talking they got fallen arches,
They yelled, "My are killing me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, you realize you've got a gold mine here.
Go out and buy a leather couch."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
word you're told
Will be 18 gold,
That's advice.
Alexander Graham was building a fence
With wood, and a long piece of wire.
He said, "There's strange going on around here.
I hearing the voice of Uncle Myer."
I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker," (that was my joke)
"With that wire you got the in your palm.
Just get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a in between,
And sponsor The Telephone Hour."
And that was good advice, advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every word ya
Is the of the year,
It's advice.
Christopher Columbus was a seaman class
When I told him that the could be found
By sailing to the instead of sailing to the East.
I advised him that I thought the was round.
(I really so.)
And then I sent him to ask good Queen Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth.
Next day he set sail, and as knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is just the same as advice.
Everybody
mistakes,
And was bad advice.