Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I know a man Otis who invented a room,
And his heart was filled pride.
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes from to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
You'll be the man in town.
You gotta take that room that goes from to side,
And it go up and down."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
I sincerely
That the world could do
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton around to my house one day.
His was all sunburned and red.
He said he want to sleep in the shade of a tree,
Because an apple fall on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go right back there and sleep that tree.
And if you let that rotten fall down on your head,
Why discover gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
The world's a place,
Since I gave the human
My advice.
A man named Mr. Waterman a tube.
He was sad because it a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, I hold my tube on a piece of paper,
The ink out and makes a little streak."
He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop leak.
I'll start working on my leakproof again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop leak.
You just a fountain pen."
And that was advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I get the Nobel Prize,
For advice.
Good old Henry Ford, he was a man.
He worked all and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've built twenty-five models,
One for letter from A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
fruitful as can be,
And it's free.
My advice.
Wilbur and were two brothers named Wright.
The nicest pair of kids ever seen.
They twelve years on a secret project.
They it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the thing'll fly."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so smart I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin Franklin was a old man,
He was always his kite.
One I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there,
And to kite string tie a key.
This may you, Benjy my boy,
But electricity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
I'll be of you
If you'll listen to
My advice.
Ooga was a Neanderthal man,
A poorly educated soul.
He had a great big square thing made of stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his in Natchez
To his uncle's in Mobile.
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of tires,
And baby, that's a wheel."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Kappa key
For advice.
Sigmund Freud, he had an house.
He was a very fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his friends stand all day,
And tell him all their and their dreams.
Well, while they stood talking 'till they got fallen arches,
yelled, "My feet are killing me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you you've got a gold mine here.
Go out and buy yourself a couch."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
Every word told
Will be 18 gold,
good advice.
Alexander Graham Bell was building a
With wood, and a long piece of wire.
He said, "There's something strange on around here.
I keep hearing the voice of Myer."
I said, "Mr. Cracker," (that was my little joke)
"With that wire you got the in your palm.
Just get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a in between,
And you'll sponsor The Hour."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
word ya hear
Is the of the year,
good advice.
Christopher Columbus was a second class
When I him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of to the East.
I advised him that I the world was round.
(I really so.)
And then I sent him down to ask good Queen
To pawn her for all their worth.
day he set sail, and as everyone knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is just the same as advice.
makes
mistakes,
And was bad advice.