Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I know a man named who invented a room,
And his heart was with pride.
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes from to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
be the richest man in town.
You gotta take that room goes from side to side,
And it go up and down."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
I doubt
That the could do without
My advice.
Sir Newton came around to my house one day.
His face was all and red.
He said he didn't want to sleep in the of a tree,
Because an apple might on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go back there and sleep beneath that tree.
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on head,
Why you'll gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
The a better place,
I gave the human race
My advice.
A man Mr. Waterman invented a tube.
He was sad it sprung a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my on a piece of paper,
The ink leaks out and a little streak."
He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop leak.
I'll start working on my leakproof again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak.
You just invented a pen."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I get the Nobel Prize,
For advice.
Good old Ford, he was a hardworking man.
He all night and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've already twenty-five models,
One for each letter A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T."
And was good advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
It's as can be,
And it's free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville two brothers named Wright.
The nicest pair of you've ever seen.
worked twelve years on a secret project.
They thought it was a machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all wings for?"
They said, "For hanging out to dry."
I said, "You fools, that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the darn fly."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so that I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin Franklin was a old man,
He was always his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there,
And to kite string tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And that was advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'll be of you
If you'll listen to
My advice.
Ooga Magoog was a man,
A poorly educated soul.
He had a great big square thing made of stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go his cave in Natchez
To his cave in Mobile.
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of tires,
And Ooky baby, a wheel."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Beta key
For advice.
Sigmund Freud, he had an house.
He was a very fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he all his friends stand around all day,
And tell him all their and their dreams.
Well, while they stood there talking they got fallen arches,
They yelled, "My are killing me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, you realize you've got a gold mine here.
Go out and buy a leather couch."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every word told
be 18 karat gold,
That's advice.
Alexander Graham was building a fence
With wood, and a long piece of wire.
He said, "There's something strange on around here.
I keep hearing the voice of Myer."
I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker," (that was my joke)
"With that wire you got the world in palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And you'll sponsor The Hour."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
word ya hear
Is the of the year,
It's advice.
Christopher Columbus was a seaman second
When I told him that the Indies be found
By sailing to the West instead of to the East.
I advised him that I the world was round.
(I really so.)
And I sent him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To pawn her jewels for all worth.
day he set sail, and as everyone knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is the same as good advice.
makes
mistakes,
And was bad advice.