Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I know a man named Otis who a room,
And his was filled with pride.
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It from side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
be the richest man in town.
You gotta take that room that goes from to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
I sincerely
the world could do without
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton came around to my one day.
His was all sunburned and red.
He said he want to sleep in the shade of a tree,
an apple might fall on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go right back and sleep beneath that tree.
And if you let that rotten fall down on your head,
Why you'll gravity."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
The world's a place,
Since I gave the human
My advice.
A man Mr. Waterman invented a tube.
He was sad because it a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a of paper,
The ink leaks out and makes a streak."
He said, "I've gotta find a way to stop leak.
I'll start on my leakproof tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't that leak.
You invented a fountain pen."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I get the Nobel Prize,
For advice.
Good old Henry Ford, he was a man.
He all night and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've already built models,
One for letter from A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
It's as can be,
And it's free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two named Wright.
The nicest of kids you've ever seen.
They twelve years on a secret project.
They it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the thing'll fly."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
I'm so that I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin was a charming old man,
He was always his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there,
And to kite string tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
I'll be of you
If only listen to
My advice.
Magoog was a Neanderthal man,
A very poorly soul.
He had a great big square thing made of stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his cave in
To his uncle's in Mobile.
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of tires,
And Ooky baby, a wheel."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
offered me
A Phi Beta key
For advice.
Freud, he had an unfurnished house.
He was a very fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he all his friends stand around all day,
And tell him all their and their dreams.
Well, while they stood there 'till they got fallen arches,
yelled, "My feet are killing me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you you've got a gold mine here.
Go out and buy a leather couch."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
word you're told
Will be 18 gold,
good advice.
Alexander Graham was building a fence
With some wood, and a long of wire.
He said, "There's something strange going on here.
I keep hearing the of Uncle Myer."
I said, "Mr. Cracker," (that was my little joke)
"With that wire you got the world in palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And you'll sponsor The Hour."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
Every word ya
Is the of the year,
good advice.
Christopher was a seaman second class
When I told him the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of to the East.
I advised him that I thought the was round.
(I thought so.)
And then I him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To pawn her for all their worth.
Next day he set sail, and as knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is just the as good advice.
Everybody
mistakes,
And was bad advice.