Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I a man named Otis who invented a room,
And his heart was with pride.
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It goes side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
You'll be the man in town.
You gotta take that room that goes from to side,
And it go up and down."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I doubt
That the world do without
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton came around to my one day.
His face was all and red.
He he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a tree,
Because an apple might on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go back there and sleep beneath that tree.
And if you let that rotten apple fall on your head,
Why you'll gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
The a better place,
I gave the human race
My advice.
A man named Mr. Waterman a tube.
He was sad because it sprung a leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I my tube on a piece of paper,
The ink leaks out and a little streak."
He said, "I've gotta a way to stop that leak.
I'll start on my leakproof tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak.
You invented a fountain pen."
And that was good advice, advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I get the Nobel Prize,
For advice.
Good old Henry Ford, he was a man.
He all night and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've built twenty-five models,
One for each from A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, are twenty-six letters in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
fruitful as can be,
And absolutely free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two brothers Wright.
The pair of kids you've ever seen.
They worked twelve years on a project.
They thought it was a machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the darn fly."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
I'm so smart I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Franklin was a charming old man,
He was flying his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there,
And to your kite tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'll be of you
If only listen to
My advice.
Magoog was a Neanderthal man,
A very poorly soul.
He had a great big square thing of solid stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his cave in
To his cave in Mobile.
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of tires,
And baby, that's a wheel."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Kappa key
For advice.
Freud, he had an unfurnished house.
He was a very fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his stand around all day,
And tell him all their secrets and dreams.
Well, while stood there talking 'till they got fallen arches,
yelled, "My feet are killing me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize you've got a gold here.
Go out and buy yourself a couch."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every word you're
Will be 18 gold,
That's advice.
Graham Bell was building a fence
With wood, and a long piece of wire.
He said, "There's something strange on around here.
I hearing the voice of Uncle Myer."
I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker," (that was my joke)
"With wire you got the world in your palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And you'll The Telephone Hour."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
Every word ya
Is the of the year,
It's advice.
Christopher Columbus was a seaman class
When I him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of to the East.
I advised him that I the world was round.
(I really so.)
And then I sent him down to ask good Queen
To pawn her for all their worth.
day he set sail, and as everyone knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is just the same as advice.
Everybody
mistakes,
And was bad advice.