Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I a man named Otis who invented a room,
And his heart was with pride.
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your do?"
He said, "It goes side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
be the richest man in town.
You gotta take that room that goes side to side,
And it go up and down."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I sincerely
That the world do without
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton came around to my one day.
His was all sunburned and red.
He he didn't want to sleep in the shade of a tree,
an apple might fall on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go right there and sleep beneath that tree.
And if you let that rotten apple fall on your head,
Why discover gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
The a better place,
Since I gave the race
My advice.
A man named Mr. Waterman a tube.
He was sad because it sprung a leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my on a piece of paper,
The ink out and makes a little streak."
He said, "I've gotta find a way to that leak.
start working on my leakproof tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak.
You just a fountain pen."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I should get the Prize,
For advice.
Good old Henry Ford, he was a man.
He all night and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've already built models,
One for each letter A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
It's as can be,
And absolutely free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two named Wright.
The nicest pair of kids ever seen.
They worked twelve years on a project.
thought it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all wings for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the thing'll fly."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so that I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin was a charming old man,
He was always his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there,
And to kite string tie a key.
This may you, Benjy my boy,
But electricity."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
I'll be of you
If you'll only to
My advice.
Ooga Magoog was a man,
A very educated soul.
He had a great big square made of solid stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his in Natchez
To his cave in Mobile.
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of tires,
And baby, that's a wheel."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
offered me
A Phi Beta key
For advice.
Sigmund Freud, he had an house.
He was a very fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his stand around all day,
And tell him all their secrets and dreams.
Well, while they there talking 'till they got fallen arches,
They yelled, "My feet are me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize you've got a mine here.
Go out and buy a leather couch."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
Every word told
be 18 karat gold,
That's advice.
Alexander Graham Bell was a fence
With some wood, and a piece of wire.
He said, "There's something going on around here.
I keep the voice of Uncle Myer."
I said, "Mr. Cracker," (that was my little joke)
"With that you got the world in your palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And you'll The Telephone Hour."
And was good advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every word ya
Is the of the year,
good advice.
Christopher Columbus was a seaman class
I told him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the instead of sailing to the East.
I advised him that I thought the was round.
(I thought so.)
And I sent him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth.
Next day he set sail, and as knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is the same as good advice.
makes
mistakes,
And was bad advice.