Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I know a man named Otis who a room,
And his was filled with pride.
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
be the richest man in town.
You gotta take that room that goes side to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I doubt
That the could do without
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton around to my house one day.
His face was all and red.
He said he want to sleep in the shade of a tree,
Because an might fall on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go back there and sleep beneath that tree.
And if you let that apple fall down on your head,
Why discover gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
The world's a place,
Since I the human race
My advice.
A man named Mr. invented a tube.
He was sad because it a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a of paper,
The ink leaks out and a little streak."
He said, "I've gotta a way to stop that leak.
I'll start working on my leakproof again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop leak.
You invented a fountain pen."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I get the Nobel Prize,
For advice.
Good old Ford, he was a hardworking man.
He worked all and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've built twenty-five models,
One for letter from A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, are twenty-six letters in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
It's as can be,
And it's free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two named Wright.
The pair of kids you've ever seen.
They worked twelve years on a project.
thought it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take that machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the thing'll fly."
And that was good advice, advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so smart I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin was a charming old man,
He was always his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there,
And to your kite tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
be fond of you
If only listen to
My advice.
Ooga Magoog was a man,
A very poorly soul.
He had a great big square thing made of stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go his cave in Natchez
To his uncle's in Mobile.
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of tires,
And Ooky baby, a wheel."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Kappa key
For advice.
Sigmund Freud, he had an house.
He was a very fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his friends stand all day,
And tell him all their secrets and dreams.
Well, while they stood there talking 'till got fallen arches,
yelled, "My feet are killing me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize you've got a mine here.
Go out and buy yourself a couch."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every you're told
be 18 karat gold,
That's advice.
Alexander Graham was building a fence
With some wood, and a long of wire.
He said, "There's something going on around here.
I keep the voice of Uncle Myer."
I said, "Mr. Cracker," (that was my little joke)
"With that wire you got the world in palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And you'll sponsor The Hour."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
word ya hear
Is the of the year,
good advice.
Christopher was a seaman second class
When I him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the instead of sailing to the East.
I advised him I thought the world was round.
(I thought so.)
And then I sent him down to ask Queen Isabella
To pawn her for all their worth.
day he set sail, and as everyone knows,
He fell off the of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad is just the same as good advice.
Everybody
mistakes,
And was bad advice.