Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I know a man named Otis who a room,
And his heart was filled pride.
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It goes side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
be the richest man in town.
You gotta take that that goes from side to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
I sincerely
That the world could do
My advice.
Sir Newton came around to my house one day.
His face was all and red.
He said he didn't to sleep in the shade of a tree,
Because an might fall on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go right back there and sleep beneath tree.
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on head,
Why discover gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
The a better place,
Since I gave the race
My advice.
A man named Mr. invented a tube.
He was sad it sprung a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a of paper,
The ink leaks out and a little streak."
He said, "I've find a way to stop that leak.
start working on my leakproof tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop leak.
You just a fountain pen."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I get the Nobel Prize,
For advice.
Good old Henry Ford, he was a man.
He all night and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've already built models,
One for each letter A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
It's as can be,
And absolutely free.
My advice.
Wilbur and were two brothers named Wright.
The nicest pair of kids you've seen.
They twelve years on a secret project.
thought it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all wings for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the darn fly."
And that was advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so smart I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin was a charming old man,
He was flying his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there,
And to your string tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
be fond of you
If you'll listen to
My advice.
Ooga Magoog was a man,
A very educated soul.
He had a big square thing made of solid stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his cave in
To his uncle's in Mobile.
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of tires,
And baby, that's a wheel."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Kappa key
For advice.
Sigmund Freud, he had an house.
He was a nosy fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his stand around all day,
And tell him all secrets and their dreams.
Well, while they stood there 'till they got fallen arches,
They yelled, "My feet are me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you you've got a gold mine here.
Go out and buy yourself a couch."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every you're told
be 18 karat gold,
That's advice.
Alexander Graham Bell was a fence
With wood, and a long piece of wire.
He said, "There's something strange on around here.
I hearing the voice of Uncle Myer."
I said, "Mr. Cracker," (that was my little joke)
"With that wire you got the world in palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And you'll sponsor The Hour."
And that was advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every ya hear
Is the of the year,
It's advice.
Christopher Columbus was a seaman second
When I told him that the Indies could be
By to the West instead of sailing to the East.
I advised him I thought the world was round.
(I really so.)
And then I him down to ask good Queen Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth.
day he set sail, and as everyone knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is just the as good advice.
Everybody
mistakes,
And was bad advice.