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I know a man Otis who invented a room,
And his heart was with pride.
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It goes side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
You'll be the man in town.
You gotta take that room that from side to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I sincerely
the world could do without
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton came to my house one day.
His was all sunburned and red.
He said he didn't want to sleep in the of a tree,
Because an apple fall on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go right back there and sleep that tree.
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on head,
Why you'll gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
The world's a place,
Since I gave the human
My advice.
A man named Mr. invented a tube.
He was sad it sprung a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my on a piece of paper,
The ink leaks out and a little streak."
He said, "I've find a way to stop that leak.
I'll start working on my leakproof again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't that leak.
You just invented a pen."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
I'm so wise,
I get the Nobel Prize,
For advice.
Good old Henry Ford, he was a man.
He worked all and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've built twenty-five models,
One for each letter A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
fruitful as can be,
And it's free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two named Wright.
The pair of kids you've ever seen.
worked twelve years on a secret project.
They thought it was a machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all wings for?"
They said, "For hanging out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the thing'll fly."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
I'm so smart I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Franklin was a charming old man,
He was flying his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there,
And to kite string tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
be fond of you
If only listen to
My advice.
Ooga was a Neanderthal man,
A poorly educated soul.
He had a great big square thing of solid stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his in Natchez
To his cave in Mobile.
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of tires,
And baby, that's a wheel."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Beta key
For advice.
Sigmund Freud, he had an house.
He was a nosy fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his friends around all day,
And him all their secrets and their dreams.
Well, while they there talking 'till they got fallen arches,
They yelled, "My feet are me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize you've got a mine here.
Go out and buy yourself a couch."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every word told
Will be 18 gold,
good advice.
Alexander Bell was building a fence
With some wood, and a long of wire.
He said, "There's strange going on around here.
I keep the voice of Uncle Myer."
I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker," (that was my joke)
"With that wire you got the world in palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And sponsor The Telephone Hour."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
Every word ya
Is the of the year,
good advice.
Christopher Columbus was a second class
I told him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of to the East.
I advised him that I the world was round.
(I really so.)
And then I sent him down to ask good Isabella
To pawn her jewels for all worth.
Next day he set sail, and as knows,
He fell off the of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is just the as good advice.
Everybody
mistakes,
And was bad advice.