Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I know a man named Otis who a room,
And his heart was with pride.
I to Mr. Otis, "What does your room do?"
He said, "It goes from to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
You'll be the man in town.
You gotta that room that goes from side to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I sincerely
That the world do without
My advice.
Sir Isaac came around to my house one day.
His was all sunburned and red.
He said he didn't to sleep in the shade of a tree,
Because an apple might on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go back there and sleep beneath that tree.
And if you let rotten apple fall down on your head,
Why you'll gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
The world's a place,
Since I gave the race
My advice.
A man named Mr. invented a tube.
He was sad because it a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, I hold my tube on a piece of paper,
The ink out and makes a little streak."
He said, "I've gotta find a way to that leak.
I'll working on my leakproof tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, stop that leak.
You just a fountain pen."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
I'm so wise,
I should get the Prize,
For advice.
Good old Henry Ford, he was a man.
He all night and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've already twenty-five models,
One for letter from A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
fruitful as can be,
And absolutely free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two named Wright.
The nicest of kids you've ever seen.
They worked years on a secret project.
thought it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all wings for?"
They said, "For hanging out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the thing'll fly."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so smart I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Franklin was a charming old man,
He was flying his kite.
One I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there,
And to kite string tie a key.
This may you, Benjy my boy,
But electricity."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
be fond of you
If you'll only to
My advice.
Ooga was a Neanderthal man,
A very educated soul.
He had a great big square thing made of stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go his cave in Natchez
To his uncle's in Mobile.
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of tires,
And baby, that's a wheel."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
offered me
A Phi Kappa key
For advice.
Sigmund Freud, he had an house.
He was a very fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he all his friends stand around all day,
And him all their secrets and their dreams.
Well, while they stood there 'till they got fallen arches,
They yelled, "My are killing me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize you've got a gold here.
Go out and buy yourself a couch."
And that was advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every you're told
Will be 18 gold,
That's advice.
Alexander Graham Bell was a fence
some wood, and a long piece of wire.
He said, "There's something strange on around here.
I keep hearing the voice of Myer."
I said, "Mr. Cracker," (that was my little joke)
"With that wire you got the world in palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And you'll sponsor The Hour."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
word ya hear
Is the of the year,
It's advice.
Christopher Columbus was a second class
I told him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West of sailing to the East.
I advised him that I thought the was round.
(I thought so.)
And then I sent him down to ask good Isabella
To her jewels for all their worth.
day he set sail, and as everyone knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad is just the same as good advice.
Everybody
mistakes,
And was bad advice.