Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I know a man named who invented a room,
And his was filled with pride.
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does your do?"
He said, "It from side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
be the richest man in town.
You gotta that room that goes from side to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was good advice, advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I doubt
That the world do without
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton came to my house one day.
His face was all and red.
He said he didn't want to sleep in the of a tree,
Because an apple might on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go right back there and beneath that tree.
And if you let that rotten apple fall down on head,
Why you'll gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
The world's a place,
I gave the human race
My advice.
A man named Mr. Waterman a tube.
He was sad because it sprung a leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my on a piece of paper,
The ink out and makes a little streak."
He said, "I've find a way to stop that leak.
start working on my leakproof tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't that leak.
You just a fountain pen."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I get the Nobel Prize,
For advice.
Good old Ford, he was a hardworking man.
He worked all and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've built twenty-five models,
One for each letter A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are letters in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
fruitful as can be,
And it's free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two named Wright.
The nicest pair of kids you've seen.
They twelve years on a secret project.
thought it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all those for?"
They said, "For clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the darn fly."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so smart I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Franklin was a charming old man,
He was flying his kite.
One I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there,
And to kite string tie a key.
This may you, Benjy my boy,
But electricity."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
I'll be of you
If you'll only to
My advice.
Magoog was a Neanderthal man,
A poorly educated soul.
He had a great big square made of solid stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his cave in
To his cave in Mobile.
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of tires,
And baby, that's a wheel."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Beta key
For advice.
Sigmund Freud, he had an house.
He was a very fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his stand around all day,
And him all their secrets and their dreams.
Well, they stood there talking 'till they got fallen arches,
They yelled, "My feet are me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize got a gold mine here.
Go out and buy yourself a couch."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every word told
Will be 18 gold,
That's advice.
Alexander Graham was building a fence
With wood, and a long piece of wire.
He said, "There's something going on around here.
I keep hearing the voice of Myer."
I said, "Mr. Cracker," (that was my little joke)
"With that wire you got the in your palm.
Just get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a in between,
And you'll The Telephone Hour."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
word ya hear
Is the of the year,
It's advice.
Columbus was a seaman second class
When I told him that the Indies could be
By to the West instead of sailing to the East.
I advised him that I the world was round.
(I really so.)
And then I sent him down to ask good Isabella
To pawn her jewels for all worth.
day he set sail, and as everyone knows,
He fell off the of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is just the same as advice.
makes
mistakes,
And was bad advice.