Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I know a man named who invented a room,
And his was filled with pride.
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It from side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
You'll be the man in town.
You gotta take that room goes from side to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I doubt
That the world could do
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton came around to my one day.
His was all sunburned and red.
He said he want to sleep in the shade of a tree,
Because an apple fall on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go right back there and beneath that tree.
And if you let that rotten apple down on your head,
Why you'll gravity."
And that was advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
The a better place,
I gave the human race
My advice.
A man Mr. Waterman invented a tube.
He was sad it sprung a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, I hold my tube on a piece of paper,
The ink leaks out and a little streak."
He said, "I've gotta find a way to that leak.
start working on my leakproof tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop leak.
You invented a fountain pen."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I should get the Prize,
For advice.
Good old Henry Ford, he was a man.
He worked all and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've already built models,
One for each from A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T."
And that was good advice, advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
It's as can be,
And absolutely free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two brothers Wright.
The nicest pair of kids ever seen.
They twelve years on a secret project.
They it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, what are all wings for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the thing'll fly."
And was good advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so that I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin Franklin was a old man,
He was flying his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why you out with your kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go right out there,
And to your kite tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'll be of you
If only listen to
My advice.
Magoog was a Neanderthal man,
A very educated soul.
He had a great big square thing made of stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go his cave in Natchez
To his cave in Mobile.
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of tires,
And baby, that's a wheel."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
offered me
A Phi Kappa key
For advice.
Freud, he had an unfurnished house.
He was a very fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his friends stand all day,
And tell him all their and their dreams.
Well, while they stood there talking 'till they got arches,
They yelled, "My are killing me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you you've got a gold mine here.
Go out and buy yourself a couch."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every word you're
Will be 18 gold,
That's advice.
Alexander Graham was building a fence
some wood, and a long piece of wire.
He said, "There's something going on around here.
I keep hearing the voice of Myer."
I said, "Mr. Cracker," (that was my little joke)
"With wire you got the world in your palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And you'll The Telephone Hour."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every ya hear
Is the of the year,
It's advice.
Columbus was a seaman second class
When I him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West instead of to the East.
I advised him I thought the world was round.
(I thought so.)
And then I sent him down to ask good Queen
To pawn her for all their worth.
day he set sail, and as everyone knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is just the as good advice.
makes
mistakes,
And was bad advice.