Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I know a man named who invented a room,
And his heart was filled pride.
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It from side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
be the richest man in town.
You gotta take that room that goes side to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
I doubt
That the world could do
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton came around to my one day.
His face was all and red.
He said he didn't want to in the shade of a tree,
Because an apple fall on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go right there and sleep beneath that tree.
And if you let that rotten fall down on your head,
Why you'll gravity."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
The world's a place,
Since I gave the race
My advice.
A man named Mr. invented a tube.
He was sad it sprung a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my on a piece of paper,
The ink out and makes a little streak."
He said, "I've gotta a way to stop that leak.
I'll start on my leakproof tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't stop leak.
You invented a fountain pen."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so wise,
I get the Nobel Prize,
For advice.
old Henry Ford, he was a hardworking man.
He all night and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've already built models,
One for letter from A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I forgot the T."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
It's as can be,
And absolutely free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two brothers Wright.
The pair of kids you've ever seen.
They worked twelve on a secret project.
thought it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, that washing machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the thing'll fly."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so that I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin was a charming old man,
He was flying his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with kite?"
He said, "Because raining tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there,
And to your kite tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And was good advice, good advice.
advice costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'll be of you
If you'll listen to
My advice.
Ooga was a Neanderthal man,
A very educated soul.
He had a great big square made of solid stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his cave in
To his uncle's in Mobile.
I said, "Round off corners
And buy a set of tires,
And baby, that's a wheel."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Beta key
For advice.
Freud, he had an unfurnished house.
He was a nosy fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his friends stand all day,
And tell him all their and their dreams.
Well, while stood there talking 'till they got fallen arches,
yelled, "My feet are killing me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize you've got a mine here.
Go out and buy yourself a couch."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every word you're
be 18 karat gold,
That's advice.
Alexander Graham Bell was building a
With wood, and a long piece of wire.
He said, "There's something going on around here.
I keep hearing the of Uncle Myer."
I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker," (that was my joke)
"With that you got the world in your palm.
Just get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a in between,
And you'll The Telephone Hour."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every ya hear
Is the of the year,
good advice.
Christopher Columbus was a second class
When I him that the Indies could be found
By sailing to the instead of sailing to the East.
I advised him I thought the world was round.
(I thought so.)
And then I sent him down to ask good Queen
To pawn her jewels for all worth.
Next day he set sail, and as knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is the same as good advice.
makes
mistakes,
And was bad advice.