Luyện nghe bài hát Good Advice

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I a man named Otis who invented a room,
And his was filled with pride.
I said to Mr. Otis, "What does room do?"
He said, "It goes side to side."
So I said, "Mr. Otis, if you my advice,
You'll be the man in town.
You gotta take that room that from side to side,
And it go up and down."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I doubt
the world could do without
My advice.
Sir Isaac Newton came to my house one day.
His face was all and red.
He said he didn't want to in the shade of a tree,
Because an apple might on his head.
I said, "Sir Isaac, you dumbbell, my advice.
Go back there and sleep beneath that tree.
And if you let that rotten fall down on your head,
Why discover gravity."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
The world's a place,
I gave the human race
My advice.
A man named Mr. invented a tube.
He was sad it sprung a little leak.
He said, "Darn it, when I hold my tube on a of paper,
The ink out and makes a little streak."
He said, "I've find a way to stop that leak.
I'll start working on my tube again."
I said, "Waterman, you idiot, don't that leak.
You invented a fountain pen."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
I'm so wise,
I should get the Prize,
For advice.
Good old Henry Ford, he was a man.
He all night and all day.
I said, "Henry, doin'?"
And Henry, he said, "I'm the Chevrolet."
He said, "I've built twenty-five models,
One for each letter A to Z."
I said, "Henry, you fool, there are twenty-six in the alphabet.
He said, "Good heavens, I the Model T."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
It's as can be,
And it's free.
My advice.
Wilbur and Orville were two brothers Wright.
The nicest of kids you've ever seen.
worked twelve years on a secret project.
They it was a washing machine.
I said, "Fellas, are all those wings for?"
said, "For hanging clothes out to dry."
I said, "You fools, take that machine out to Kitty Hawk,
And see if the darn fly."
And that was advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
I'm so smart I'm
win a Guggenheim,
For advice.
(One time)
Benjamin Franklin was a old man,
He was flying his kite.
One night I said, "Benjy, why ain't you out with kite?"
He said, "Because it's tonight."
I said, "Benjy, sweety, you go back out there,
And to kite string tie a key.
This may shock you, my boy,
But electricity."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and it's the price.
be fond of you
If you'll listen to
My advice.
Ooga was a Neanderthal man,
A very educated soul.
He had a great big square made of solid stone,
And in the of it was a hole.
One day he had to go from his in Natchez
To his cave in Mobile.
I said, "Round off those
And buy a set of tires,
And Ooky baby, a wheel."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice nothing, and it's worth the price.
Harvard me
A Phi Kappa key
For advice.
Freud, he had an unfurnished house.
He was a nosy fellow, so it seems.
He had no chairs,
So he made all his friends stand all day,
And tell him all secrets and their dreams.
Well, they stood there talking 'till they got fallen arches,
They yelled, "My feet are me. Ouch!"
I said, "Sigmund, don't you realize you've got a mine here.
Go out and buy a leather couch."
And that was good advice, advice.
Good costs nothing, and it's worth the price.
Every word you're
be 18 karat gold,
That's advice.
Graham Bell was building a fence
With some wood, and a piece of wire.
He said, "There's something strange on around here.
I keep hearing the voice of Myer."
I said, "Mr. Graham Cracker," (that was my joke)
"With that wire you got the in your palm.
get a mouthpiece, and an earpiece, and a piece in between,
And you'll The Telephone Hour."
And was good advice, good advice.
Good advice costs nothing, and worth the price.
Every word ya
Is the of the year,
It's advice.
Christopher Columbus was a second class
When I told him the Indies could be found
By sailing to the West of sailing to the East.
I advised him I thought the world was round.
(I really so.)
And then I sent him down to ask good Queen
To pawn her jewels for all worth.
Next day he set sail, and as knows,
He off the edge of the Earth.
And was bad advice, bad advice.
Bad advice is the same as good advice.
makes
mistakes,
And was bad advice.