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Four

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"Four" (2011) on the album Happy Thoughts(2011).

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Daniel Tosh - Four
Daniel Tosh - Four
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Seven - Daniel Tosh (Happy Thoughts)
Seven - Daniel Tosh (Happy Thoughts)
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Daniel tosh- Happy Thoughts
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Lyrics

And sports needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh
baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from being
soccer. And if you like soccer, well, welcome to America.
See our country already has entertainment, so watching
people chase a ball around for four hours to end zero-
zero isn't enjoyably unless of course the bleachers
collapse and half of Europe dies. Or you're watching that
girl from the University New Mexico. She seems pretty
competitive. Remember her? She was yanking chicks
down by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can only
assume that her father was in a bunch of gambling debt
and everything was riding on that game. And she's out
there, "I'm doing this for you pa," or she really hates
Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure they were playing
BYU.

Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to watch a pitching battle
either, lets hit the ball deep. Don't worry about your
records either, for every superstar that has done steroids,
a billion double a boys have juiced up, so the playing field
is plenty even. Well put an asterisk next to Barry bonds
name sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's
name: getting to break record before black people were
allowed to play. Excuse me, where is that asterisks? Why
don't people talk about that? I'd love to know how many
homers the babe would've hit had CC be throwing 92 mile
an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the cigar
down and quit pointing had José been allowed to swim 90
miles to throw him a junk ball. Don't worry if you don't
follow: 90 miles is the distance from Key West to Cuba,
José is a stereotypical name for a Latino ball player, and
a junk ball is an impossible pitch to hit yard any place
except for the new Yankee stadium, which is a joke.

The point is the record books might look a little different
had our country not founded by racists, that's all. And I
love that in 2010 you're still not allowed to shit on the
founding fathers. Why not? Screw them. They're a bunch
of racist fucking pigs with a handful of good ideas. I just
hope that when they were signing the declaration of
independence,
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