And needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America. See our already has entertainment, so watching people chase a around for four hours to end zero- zero isn't enjoyably unless of course the collapse and half of dies. Or you're watching that from the University New Mexico. She seems pretty competitive. her? She was yanking chicks by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can only assume that her father was in a bunch of gambling and was riding on that game. And she's out there, "I'm doing for you pa," or she really hates Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure they playing BYU.
Ah, Baseball. wants to watch a pitching battle either, lets hit the ball deep. Don't worry about records either, for superstar that has done steroids, a billion double a boys have juiced up, so the field is even. Well put an asterisk next to Barry bonds name sure, as soon as we put one to Babe Ruth's name: getting to break record before people were allowed to play. Excuse me, where is asterisks? Why don't talk about that? I'd love to know how many homers the would've hit had CC be throwing 92 mile an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the down and quit pointing had José been allowed to 90 to throw him a junk ball. Don't worry if you don't follow: 90 is the distance from Key West to Cuba, José is a stereotypical name for a Latino player, and a junk ball is an pitch to hit yard any place except for the new Yankee stadium, is a joke.
The point is the record might look a little different had our country not founded by racists, all. And I love that in 2010 still not allowed to shit on the founding fathers. Why Screw them. They're a bunch of fucking pigs with a handful of good ideas. I just hope that when were signing the declaration of independence, they each other a glance, "all men are created equal, you know we mean. Now get me hot coffee boy."
At we not women, right fellas? Jeez. What is that like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know number 2? By the way, aren't my beliefs; it's my observations on the world I live in. If it changes, adjust the material accordingly. I like when you try to it, "No it's great being a women, free drinks is worth not equality." Listen, in great country to be number two, because at least in its close, right, men are women are here. Some countries it's like this, and house cat is right there. is a bad country to be a woman in. get lost in a hike there, you'll end up on without a head, and there's no web redemption for that.
I do think we be a little less PC when it comes to sports though. Just once, I to hear an announcer go, "god people are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're fast. to you Bob." Why don't we say that, we're all the same species, got it. If I'm at a track and I see them cramming in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred, one from Jamaica, they've got wheels.
I don't Stuart Scott on sports center. If you don't who he is, he's a black that graduated from UNC with almost perfect grades. He feels the need to hip hop for absolutely no reason at all. he's calling plays he'll be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I more cred than you. Second of all, I have HD television and you one eye. Yeah, it's grossing me out. It's eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't to see Cyclops with the teleprompter. Boo-yah. Take that to the UK where they embrace ugly on television, not in America you circus freak. Yeah, time you want to catch passes on the side line, use your hands let it come to the body, you learn that in Pop Warner. I'm aware that I could end the at the part, I choose not to.