Luyện nghe bài hát Four

And sports needs steroids. It does are you me, oh
baseball certainly, is a strike away from being
soccer. And if you like soccer, well, to America.
See our already has entertainment, so watching
people chase a ball around for four hours to end
zero isn't enjoyably unless of the bleachers
collapse and half of Europe dies. Or watching that
girl from the New Mexico. She seems pretty
competitive. Remember She was yanking chicks
down by the hair, chicks in the pussy. I can only
that her father was in a bunch of gambling debt
and everything was riding on that game. And out
there, "I'm this for you pa," or she really hates
Mormons, one or the other. sure they were playing
BYU.

Ah, Baseball. wants to watch a pitching battle
either, lets hit the ball deep. Don't worry about
records either, for every superstar that has steroids,
a billion double a boys have up, so the playing field
is plenty even. put an asterisk next to Barry bonds
sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's
name: getting to break before black people were
allowed to play. Excuse me, is that asterisks? Why
don't people talk about I'd love to know how many
homers the would've hit had CC be throwing 92 mile
an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy put the cigar
down and quit pointing had José been allowed to 90
to throw him a junk ball. Don't worry if you don't
follow: 90 is the distance from Key West to Cuba,
José is a name for a Latino ball player, and
a junk ball is an pitch to hit yard any place
for the new Yankee stadium, which is a joke.

The is the record books might look a little different
had our country not by racists, that's all. And I
love that in 2010 you're still not to shit on the
founding fathers. Why Screw them. They're a bunch
of fucking pigs with a handful of good ideas. I just
hope that when were signing the declaration of
independence, they each other a glance, "all men
are equal, you know what we mean. Now get me
some hot boy."

At least we not women, right Jeez. What is that
like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know you're 2? By
the way, aren't my beliefs; it's my observations on
the world I live in. If it changes, adjust the material
accordingly. I when you try to rationalize it, "No it's
great being a women, free is worth not having
equality." Listen, you're in great to be number
two, because at least in its close, right, men are
here women are here. Some countries like this, and
house cat is right there. is a bad country to be a
woman in. Don't' get in a hike there, you'll end up on
YouTube a head, and there's no web redemption
for that.

I do think we could be a little less PC when it to
sports though. Just once, I to hear an announcer go,
"god people are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're
fast. Back to you Bob." Why we say that, we're all
the species, got it. If I'm at a horse track and I see
them Clydesdale in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to
put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred,
preferably one from Jamaica, got wheels.

I don't Stuart Scott on sports center. If you don't who
he is, he's a gentleman that graduated from UNC
with almost perfect grades. He feels the need to hip
hop for absolutely no reason at all. he's calling
he'll be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have
more street than you. Second of all, I have HD
television and you have one eye. Yeah, grossing me
out. It's eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't
to see Cyclops with the teleprompter. Boo-yah.
Take that to the UK where embrace ugly people on
television, not here in America you freak. Yeah,
next you want to catch passes on the side line, use
your don't let it come to the body, you learn that in
Pop Warner. I'm aware I could end the joke at the
good part, I not to.