And sports steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a away from being soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America. See our country has entertainment, so watching people a ball around for four hours to end zero- zero isn't enjoyably of course the bleachers collapse and of Europe dies. Or you're watching that girl from the University New Mexico. She pretty competitive. Remember her? She was yanking down by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can assume that her was in a bunch of gambling debt and everything was riding on game. And she's out there, "I'm doing this for you pa," or she hates Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure they playing BYU.
Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to a pitching battle either, lets hit the deep. Don't worry about your records either, for every that has done steroids, a billion double a boys have juiced up, so the field is plenty even. Well put an asterisk next to Barry name sure, as soon as we put one next to Ruth's name: getting to break record before black were allowed to play. me, where is that asterisks? Why don't people talk about that? I'd love to how many homers the babe hit had CC be throwing 92 mile an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy put the cigar down and quit pointing had José allowed to swim 90 miles to throw him a junk ball. Don't if you don't follow: 90 miles is the distance Key West to Cuba, is a stereotypical name for a Latino ball player, and a junk ball is an impossible pitch to hit yard any except for the new Yankee stadium, is a joke.
The is the record books might look a little different had our country not by racists, that's all. And I love that in 2010 you're still not allowed to on the founding fathers. Why not? Screw them. They're a of fucking pigs with a handful of good ideas. I just that when they were signing the declaration of independence, shot each other a glance, "all men are created equal, you what we mean. Now get me some hot boy."
At least we not women, right fellas? Jeez. is that like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know number 2? By the way, these aren't my beliefs; my observations on the world I live in. If it changes, I'll adjust the accordingly. I when you try to rationalize it, "No it's great being a women, free drinks is not having equality." Listen, in great country to be number two, because at in America its close, right, men are here women are here. Some countries like this, and house cat is there. That is a bad country to be a woman in. get lost in a hike there, you'll end up on YouTube without a head, and there's no web for that.
I do think we be a little less PC when it comes to sports though. Just once, I want to hear an go, "god people are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're fast. Back to you Bob." Why don't we say that, all the same species, got it. If I'm at a horse and I see cramming Clydesdale in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred, preferably one Jamaica, they've got wheels.
I don't like Stuart Scott on sports center. If you who he is, a black gentleman that graduated from UNC with almost perfect grades. He the need to talk hip hop for absolutely no reason at all. While he's plays he'll be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. of all, I have more cred than you. Second of all, I have HD television and you have one eye. Yeah, it's me out. eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't want to see struggling with the teleprompter. Boo-yah. Take that to the UK where embrace ugly people on television, not here in you circus freak. Yeah, time you want to catch passes on the side line, use your hands let it come to the body, you learn that in Pop Warner. I'm that I could end the joke at the part, I choose not to.