Luyện nghe bài hát Four

And sports needs steroids. It does are you me, oh
baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away being
soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America.
See our country has entertainment, so watching
people chase a ball around for hours to end zero-
isn't enjoyably unless of course the bleachers
collapse and half of Europe dies. Or you're that
girl from the University New Mexico. She pretty
competitive. her? She was yanking chicks
by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can only
assume her father was in a bunch of gambling debt
and everything was on that game. And she's out
there, "I'm doing this for you pa," or she really
Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure they playing
BYU.

Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to watch a battle
either, lets hit the deep. Don't worry about your
records either, for every superstar has done steroids,
a billion a boys have juiced up, so the playing field
is plenty even. Well put an asterisk next to bonds
name sure, as soon as we put one next to Ruth's
name: getting to record before black people were
allowed to play. Excuse me, where is that Why
don't talk about that? I'd love to know how many
homers the babe hit had CC be throwing 92 mile
an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the
and quit pointing had José been allowed to swim 90
miles to throw him a junk ball. worry if you don't
90 miles is the distance from Key West to Cuba,
José is a stereotypical name for a ball player, and
a junk is an impossible pitch to hit yard any place
for the new Yankee stadium, which is a joke.

The point is the record might look a little different
had our not founded by racists, that's all. And I
love in 2010 you're still not allowed to shit on the
founding fathers. Why not? them. They're a bunch
of racist fucking pigs with a of good ideas. I just
hope that when they were the declaration of
independence, shot each other a glance, "all men
are equal, you know what we mean. Now get me
hot coffee boy."

At least we not women, fellas? Jeez. What is that
like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know you're 2? By
the way, these my beliefs; it's my observations on
the world I live in. If it changes, I'll the material
accordingly. I when you try to rationalize it, "No it's
great being a women, drinks is worth not having
equality." Listen, in great country to be number
two, at least in America its close, right, men are
here women are here. Some countries like this, and
house cat is right there. is a bad country to be a
woman in. Don't' get in a hike there, you'll end up on
YouTube a head, and there's no web redemption
for that.

I do think we be a little less PC when it comes to
though. Just once, I want to hear an announcer go,
"god black people are fast. Holy cow, All of them,
fast. to you Bob." Why don't we say that, we're all
the same species, got it. If I'm at a track and I see
cramming Clydesdale in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to
put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred,
one from Jamaica, they've got wheels.

I don't like Stuart Scott on sports center. If you who
he is, he's a black gentleman that from UNC
with almost perfect grades. He feels the to talk hip
hop for absolutely no reason at all. While he's
plays he'll be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I
more street cred you. Second of all, I have HD
television and you have one eye. Yeah, grossing me
out. eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't want
to see Cyclops with the teleprompter. Boo-yah.
that to the UK where they embrace ugly people on
television, not here in you circus freak. Yeah,
next time you to catch passes on the side line, use
your hands don't let it to the body, you learn that in
Pop Warner. I'm that I could end the joke at the
part, I choose not to.