And needs steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, is a strike away from being soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America. See our already has entertainment, so watching people a ball around for four hours to end zero- zero isn't enjoyably unless of course the collapse and half of Europe dies. Or watching that girl from the University New Mexico. She pretty competitive. Remember her? She was yanking by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can only assume that her father was in a of gambling debt and everything was riding on game. And she's out there, "I'm doing for you pa," or she really hates Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure were playing BYU.
Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to watch a pitching either, lets hit the ball deep. Don't worry your either, for every superstar that has done steroids, a billion double a boys have up, so the playing field is plenty even. Well put an next to Barry bonds sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name: getting to break record before people were allowed to play. Excuse me, is that asterisks? Why don't people talk about that? I'd love to know how homers the babe hit had CC be throwing 92 mile an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the and quit pointing had José been allowed to swim 90 miles to him a junk ball. Don't worry if you don't follow: 90 miles is the distance from Key to Cuba, José is a stereotypical for a Latino ball player, and a junk ball is an impossible to hit yard any place except for the new Yankee stadium, is a joke.
The point is the record books might a little different had our country not founded by racists, all. And I love that in 2010 you're still not to shit on the founding fathers. Why not? Screw them. a bunch of racist fucking with a handful of good ideas. I just hope that when were signing the declaration of independence, shot each other a glance, "all men are equal, you know what we mean. Now get me hot coffee boy."
At least we not women, right fellas? Jeez. What is like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know you're 2? By the way, aren't my beliefs; it's my observations on the world I live in. If it changes, I'll adjust the accordingly. I when you try to rationalize it, "No it's great a women, free drinks is worth not having equality." Listen, you're in country to be number two, because at least in its close, right, men are here women are here. Some countries it's this, and house cat is right there. is a bad country to be a woman in. Don't' get lost in a there, you'll end up on YouTube without a head, and no web redemption for that.
I do think we could be a little PC when it comes to though. Just once, I want to hear an announcer go, "god people are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're fast. to you Bob." Why don't we say that, we're all the same species, got it. If I'm at a track and I see them cramming in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred, preferably one Jamaica, they've got wheels.
I don't like Stuart Scott on center. If you don't who he is, he's a black gentleman graduated from UNC with almost perfect grades. He feels the to talk hip hop for no reason at all. While he's calling plays be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have more street than you. Second of all, I have HD television and you have one eye. Yeah, it's me out. eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't want to see struggling with the teleprompter. Boo-yah. Take to the UK where they embrace ugly people on television, not here in you circus freak. Yeah, next time you want to catch on the side line, use your hands let it come to the body, you learn that in Pop Warner. I'm that I could end the joke at the good part, I not to.