Luyện nghe bài hát Four

And sports needs steroids. It does are you me, oh
certainly, baseball is a strike away from being
soccer. And if you like soccer, well, to America.
See our country has entertainment, so watching
chase a ball around for four hours to end zero-
zero isn't enjoyably of course the bleachers
collapse and half of dies. Or you're watching that
girl from the New Mexico. She seems pretty
competitive. Remember She was yanking chicks
by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can only
assume her father was in a bunch of gambling debt
and everything was riding on that game. And out
there, "I'm doing this for you pa," or she really
Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure they were
BYU.

Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to a pitching battle
either, hit the ball deep. Don't worry about your
records either, for every superstar has done steroids,
a billion double a boys have juiced up, so the playing
is even. Well put an asterisk next to Barry bonds
name sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe
name: getting to break record before black were
allowed to play. me, where is that asterisks? Why
don't talk about that? I'd love to know how many
homers the babe would've hit had CC be throwing 92
an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the
down and quit pointing had José been to swim 90
miles to throw him a junk ball. Don't worry if you
follow: 90 miles is the from Key West to Cuba,
José is a name for a Latino ball player, and
a junk ball is an impossible to hit yard any place
except for the new stadium, which is a joke.

The is the record books might look a little different
had our country not by racists, that's all. And I
love in 2010 you're still not allowed to shit on the
founding fathers. Why not? them. They're a bunch
of racist fucking pigs with a handful of good ideas. I
that when they were signing the declaration of
independence, they shot other a glance, "all men
are created equal, you know we mean. Now get me
some hot boy."

At least we not women, right fellas? Jeez. is that
like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know you're 2? By
the way, these aren't my it's my observations on
the world I live in. If it changes, I'll adjust the
accordingly. I like you try to rationalize it, "No it's
great a women, free drinks is worth not having
equality." Listen, you're in great to be number
two, because at least in its close, right, men are
here women are here. countries it's like this, and
cat is right there. That is a bad country to be a
woman in. Don't' get lost in a hike there, end up on
YouTube without a head, and no web redemption
for that.

I do think we could be a less PC when it comes to
sports though. once, I want to hear an announcer go,
"god people are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're
fast. to you Bob." Why don't we say that, we're all
the same species, got it. If I'm at a track and I see
them Clydesdale in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to
put my money on it, bet on the thoroughbred,
preferably one from Jamaica, got wheels.

I don't like Stuart on sports center. If you don't who
he is, he's a black gentleman that from UNC
with perfect grades. He feels the need to talk hip
hop for absolutely no at all. While he's calling
plays be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have
street cred than you. Second of all, I have HD
television and you have one eye. Yeah, grossing me
out. eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't want
to see Cyclops with the teleprompter. Boo-yah.
Take that to the UK where they embrace people on
television, not in America you circus freak. Yeah,
next time you to catch passes on the side line, use
your hands don't let it come to the body, you learn in
Pop Warner. I'm aware that I could end the at the
good part, I not to.