And sports needs steroids. It does are you me, oh certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America. See our country already has entertainment, so people chase a around for four hours to end zero- zero enjoyably unless of course the bleachers collapse and of Europe dies. Or you're watching that girl from the New Mexico. She seems pretty competitive. Remember her? She was chicks by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can only assume that her was in a bunch of gambling debt and everything was riding on that game. And out there, "I'm this for you pa," or she really hates Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure they were BYU.
Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to a pitching battle either, lets hit the ball deep. Don't worry your records either, for every that has done steroids, a billion double a boys have up, so the playing field is plenty even. Well put an asterisk to Barry bonds name sure, as soon as we put one next to Ruth's name: getting to break record before black people allowed to play. Excuse me, where is asterisks? Why people talk about that? I'd love to know how many homers the babe would've hit had CC be throwing 92 an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the down and quit pointing had José been allowed to 90 miles to throw him a junk ball. Don't worry if you follow: 90 miles is the distance Key West to Cuba, José is a name for a Latino ball player, and a junk ball is an impossible to hit yard any place except for the new Yankee stadium, is a joke.
The point is the record might look a little different had our not founded by racists, that's all. And I love that in 2010 you're still not allowed to on the founding fathers. Why not? Screw them. They're a of racist fucking with a handful of good ideas. I just hope that when they were the declaration of independence, they shot other a glance, "all men are created equal, you what we mean. Now get me some hot boy."
At least we not women, fellas? Jeez. What is that like, is it horrible, is it awful, to you're number 2? By the way, these my beliefs; it's my observations on the world I live in. If it changes, I'll the material accordingly. I when you try to rationalize it, "No it's great being a women, free drinks is worth not equality." Listen, in great country to be number two, because at least in its close, right, men are here women are here. Some countries like this, and house cat is there. That is a bad country to be a woman in. get lost in a hike there, you'll end up on YouTube a head, and there's no web redemption for that.
I do think we could be a little less PC when it to sports though. Just once, I want to an announcer go, "god black are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're fast. to you Bob." Why don't we say that, we're all the same species, got it. If I'm at a horse and I see cramming Clydesdale in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred, one from Jamaica, they've got wheels.
I don't like Scott on sports center. If you don't who he is, he's a black gentleman that from UNC with almost perfect grades. He feels the need to hip hop for no reason at all. While he's calling plays he'll be like boo-yah. Stuart. First of all, I have more street than you. Second of all, I have HD and you have one eye. Yeah, it's grossing me out. It's eight in the morning, I'm egos, I don't want to see struggling with the teleprompter. Boo-yah. Take that to the UK they embrace ugly people on television, not here in America you freak. Yeah, next time you to catch passes on the side line, use your don't let it come to the body, you learn that in Pop Warner. I'm that I could end the joke at the good part, I not to.