And sports steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh certainly, baseball is a strike away from being soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America. See our already has entertainment, so watching people chase a ball around for four to end zero- zero isn't enjoyably unless of course the collapse and half of Europe dies. Or you're that girl from the New Mexico. She seems pretty competitive. Remember her? She was yanking down by the hair, kicking in the pussy. I can only assume that her father was in a of gambling debt and everything was riding on game. And she's out there, "I'm doing this for you pa," or she really Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure they playing BYU.
Ah, Baseball. Nobody to watch a pitching battle either, lets hit the deep. Don't worry about your records either, for every superstar has done steroids, a billion double a boys have juiced up, so the field is even. Well put an asterisk next to Barry bonds name sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe name: getting to break before black people were allowed to play. Excuse me, where is asterisks? Why don't people talk about that? I'd to know how many homers the babe would've hit had CC be 92 mile an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy put the cigar down and quit pointing had been allowed to swim 90 miles to him a junk ball. Don't worry if you don't follow: 90 miles is the from Key West to Cuba, José is a name for a Latino ball player, and a junk ball is an impossible pitch to hit yard any for the new Yankee stadium, which is a joke.
The point is the record books might a little different had our country not by racists, that's all. And I love that in you're still not allowed to shit on the founding fathers. Why not? Screw them. a bunch of racist fucking with a handful of good ideas. I just hope that when they signing the declaration of independence, shot each other a glance, "all men are created equal, you what we mean. Now get me hot coffee boy."
At we not women, right fellas? Jeez. What is that like, is it horrible, is it awful, to you're number 2? By the way, these aren't my beliefs; it's my on the world I live in. If it changes, I'll adjust the accordingly. I like you try to rationalize it, "No it's great being a women, free drinks is not having equality." Listen, you're in country to be number two, because at in America its close, right, men are here women are here. Some it's like this, and house cat is right there. That is a bad to be a woman in. Don't' get lost in a hike there, end up on YouTube a head, and there's no web redemption for that.
I do think we could be a less PC when it comes to sports though. Just once, I to hear an announcer go, "god people are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're fast. to you Bob." Why don't we say that, we're all the species, got it. If I'm at a horse track and I see them Clydesdale in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to put my money on it, bet on the thoroughbred, one from Jamaica, they've got wheels.
I don't like Scott on sports center. If you don't who he is, he's a black gentleman that graduated UNC with almost grades. He feels the need to talk hip hop for absolutely no at all. While he's calling plays he'll be boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have more street cred you. Second of all, I have HD television and you have one eye. Yeah, it's me out. It's eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I want to see struggling with the teleprompter. Boo-yah. Take that to the UK they embrace ugly people on television, not here in you circus freak. Yeah, next you want to catch passes on the side line, use your hands don't let it come to the body, you that in Pop Warner. I'm that I could end the joke at the part, I choose not to.