Luyện nghe bài hát Four

And sports needs steroids. It does are you me, oh
baseball certainly, baseball is a strike from being
soccer. And if you like soccer, well, to America.
See our country already has entertainment, so
people chase a around for four hours to end zero-
zero isn't unless of course the bleachers
and half of Europe dies. Or you're watching that
girl from the University New Mexico. She seems
competitive. Remember her? She was yanking
by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can only
assume that her father was in a bunch of gambling
and everything was riding on that game. And out
there, "I'm doing this for you pa," or she hates
Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure were playing
BYU.

Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to a pitching battle
either, lets hit the deep. Don't worry about your
records either, for superstar that has done steroids,
a billion double a boys have juiced up, so the field
is plenty even. put an asterisk next to Barry bonds
name sure, as as we put one next to Babe Ruth's
name: to break record before black people were
allowed to play. Excuse me, where is asterisks? Why
people talk about that? I'd love to know how many
homers the babe hit had CC be throwing 92 mile
an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the
and quit pointing had José been allowed to swim 90
miles to him a junk ball. Don't worry if you don't
follow: 90 is the distance from Key West to Cuba,
José is a stereotypical for a Latino ball player, and
a junk ball is an impossible pitch to hit any place
for the new Yankee stadium, which is a joke.

The is the record books might look a little different
had our country not founded by racists, all. And I
love that in you're still not allowed to shit on the
founding fathers. Why not? them. They're a bunch
of racist fucking with a handful of good ideas. I just
that when they were signing the declaration of
independence, shot each other a glance, "all men
are created equal, you what we mean. Now get me
some hot boy."

At we not women, right fellas? Jeez. What is that
like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know number 2? By
the way, these aren't my beliefs; it's my on
the world I live in. If it changes, adjust the material
accordingly. I when you try to rationalize it, "No it's
great being a women, free drinks is worth not
equality." Listen, you're in great to be number
two, because at least in its close, right, men are
here women are here. Some countries like this, and
house cat is right there. is a bad country to be a
woman in. get lost in a hike there, you'll end up on
without a head, and there's no web redemption
for that.

I do think we could be a less PC when it comes to
though. Just once, I want to hear an announcer go,
"god black are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're
fast. to you Bob." Why don't we say that, we're all
the same species, got it. If I'm at a track and I see
them Clydesdale in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to
put my money on it, bet on the thoroughbred,
one from Jamaica, they've got wheels.

I don't like Scott on sports center. If you don't who
he is, he's a black gentleman graduated from UNC
with almost perfect grades. He the need to talk hip
hop for absolutely no reason at all. he's calling
plays he'll be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. of all, I have
more street cred you. Second of all, I have HD
television and you have one eye. Yeah, grossing me
out. It's eight in the morning, I'm egos, I don't want
to see Cyclops with the teleprompter. Boo-yah.
Take that to the UK where they ugly people on
television, not here in America you freak. Yeah,
next time you want to passes on the side line, use
your don't let it come to the body, you learn that in
Pop Warner. I'm aware that I end the joke at the
good part, I not to.