And sports needs steroids. It are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, is a strike away from being soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America. See our country already has entertainment, so people chase a ball around for four to end zero- zero isn't enjoyably unless of the bleachers and half of Europe dies. Or you're watching that girl from the University New Mexico. She seems competitive. her? She was yanking chicks down by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can assume that her father was in a bunch of debt and everything was on that game. And she's out there, "I'm doing for you pa," or she really hates Mormons, one or the other. sure they were playing BYU.
Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to watch a pitching either, lets hit the ball deep. Don't worry about records either, for every superstar has done steroids, a billion double a boys have juiced up, so the playing is even. Well put an asterisk next to Barry bonds name sure, as soon as we put one next to Ruth's name: getting to break record before black were to play. Excuse me, where is that asterisks? Why don't people about that? I'd love to know how many homers the babe hit had CC be throwing 92 mile an sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the cigar down and quit pointing had José allowed to swim 90 miles to throw him a ball. Don't worry if you don't follow: 90 miles is the distance from Key to Cuba, José is a stereotypical name for a Latino player, and a junk ball is an pitch to hit yard any place except for the new stadium, which is a joke.
The point is the record books look a little different had our country not founded by racists, all. And I love that in 2010 you're not allowed to shit on the fathers. Why not? Screw them. They're a bunch of racist fucking with a handful of good ideas. I just hope when they were signing the declaration of independence, shot each other a glance, "all men are created equal, you what we mean. Now get me some hot boy."
At least we not women, fellas? Jeez. What is that like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know you're 2? By the way, these my beliefs; it's my observations on the world I live in. If it changes, adjust the material accordingly. I like you try to rationalize it, "No it's great being a women, free is worth not having equality." Listen, you're in great country to be two, at least in America its close, right, men are women are here. Some countries it's like this, and house cat is there. That is a bad country to be a woman in. Don't' get lost in a there, you'll end up on without a head, and there's no web redemption for that.
I do think we could be a little less PC when it to though. Just once, I want to hear an announcer go, "god black are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're fast. to you Bob." Why don't we say that, we're all the same species, got it. If I'm at a horse and I see them cramming Clydesdale in 3, uh, I'm not going to put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred, preferably one from Jamaica, got wheels.
I don't like Scott on sports center. If you don't who he is, he's a black that graduated from UNC with almost perfect grades. He the need to talk hip hop for absolutely no reason at all. While calling he'll be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have more street cred than you. of all, I have HD and you have one eye. Yeah, it's grossing me out. eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't want to see Cyclops with the teleprompter. Boo-yah. Take that to the UK where they embrace people on television, not here in you circus freak. Yeah, next time you want to passes on the side line, use your hands don't let it come to the body, you that in Pop Warner. I'm that I could end the joke at the part, I choose not to.