Luyện nghe bài hát Four

And sports needs steroids. It does are you me, oh
baseball certainly, baseball is a strike away from
soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America.
See our country has entertainment, so watching
people chase a around for four hours to end zero-
zero isn't enjoyably unless of the bleachers
collapse and half of dies. Or you're watching that
from the University New Mexico. She seems pretty
competitive. her? She was yanking chicks
down by the hair, chicks in the pussy. I can only
that her father was in a bunch of gambling debt
and everything was riding on game. And she's out
there, "I'm doing for you pa," or she really hates
Mormons, one or the other. sure they were playing
BYU.

Ah, Baseball. Nobody to watch a pitching battle
either, lets hit the ball deep. Don't worry your
records either, for every that has done steroids,
a billion double a have juiced up, so the playing field
is plenty even. Well put an asterisk next to Barry
sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe Ruth's
name: getting to record before black people were
allowed to play. me, where is that asterisks? Why
don't people talk that? I'd love to know how many
homers the babe would've hit had CC be 92 mile
an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the
down and quit pointing had José been to swim 90
miles to him a junk ball. Don't worry if you don't
follow: 90 miles is the distance from Key to Cuba,
José is a name for a Latino ball player, and
a junk ball is an impossible pitch to hit any place
for the new Yankee stadium, which is a joke.

The point is the record books look a little different
had our country not founded by racists, all. And I
love in 2010 you're still not allowed to shit on the
founding fathers. Why not? them. They're a bunch
of racist fucking pigs with a of good ideas. I just
that when they were signing the declaration of
independence, they each other a glance, "all men
are created equal, you know we mean. Now get me
hot coffee boy."

At least we not women, right fellas? Jeez. What is
like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know you're 2? By
the way, these aren't my beliefs; it's my on
the world I in. If it changes, I'll adjust the material
accordingly. I like when you try to rationalize it, "No
great being a women, free is worth not having
equality." Listen, in great country to be number
two, because at least in its close, right, men are
here women are here. Some it's like this, and
house cat is there. That is a bad country to be a
woman in. Don't' get lost in a there, you'll end up on
without a head, and there's no web redemption
for that.

I do think we could be a less PC when it comes to
sports though. Just once, I want to hear an go,
"god black people are fast. cow, All of them, they're
fast. Back to you Bob." Why we say that, we're all
the same species, got it. If I'm at a track and I see
them cramming in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to
put my on it, gonna bet on the thoroughbred,
preferably one from Jamaica, got wheels.

I don't like Stuart Scott on sports center. If you who
he is, he's a black gentleman that from UNC
with almost perfect grades. He feels the need to hip
hop for absolutely no reason at all. While he's
plays be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have
street cred than you. Second of all, I have HD
television and you have one eye. Yeah, it's me
out. It's eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I want
to see struggling with the teleprompter. Boo-yah.
Take that to the UK where embrace ugly people on
television, not here in you circus freak. Yeah,
next time you want to catch on the side line, use
your hands don't let it come to the body, you that in
Pop Warner. I'm aware I could end the joke at the
good part, I not to.