And sports needs steroids. It are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a away from being soccer. And if you like soccer, well, to America. See our country already has entertainment, so people chase a ball around for four to end zero- zero isn't enjoyably unless of the bleachers collapse and of Europe dies. Or you're watching that girl from the University New Mexico. She seems competitive. her? She was yanking chicks down by the hair, kicking chicks in the pussy. I can assume that her was in a bunch of gambling debt and everything was riding on that game. And out there, "I'm doing for you pa," or she really hates Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure were playing BYU.
Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to watch a pitching either, lets hit the ball deep. Don't worry your records either, for superstar that has done steroids, a billion double a have juiced up, so the playing field is even. Well put an asterisk next to Barry bonds name sure, as soon as we put one next to Babe name: getting to record before black people were allowed to play. Excuse me, where is that Why don't people talk about that? I'd love to how many homers the babe hit had CC be throwing 92 mile an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the down and quit pointing had José been allowed to 90 to throw him a junk ball. Don't worry if you don't follow: 90 miles is the distance from Key to Cuba, José is a stereotypical for a Latino ball player, and a junk ball is an pitch to hit yard any place except for the new Yankee stadium, is a joke.
The point is the books might look a little different had our country not by racists, that's all. And I love that in 2010 you're still not allowed to on the founding fathers. Why Screw them. They're a bunch of racist fucking pigs a handful of good ideas. I just hope that when they signing the declaration of independence, they shot other a glance, "all men are created equal, you what we mean. Now get me some hot boy."
At least we not women, right fellas? Jeez. is that like, is it horrible, is it awful, to you're number 2? By the way, these my beliefs; it's my observations on the world I live in. If it changes, I'll the material accordingly. I like you try to rationalize it, "No it's being a women, free drinks is worth not having equality." Listen, you're in great to be number two, because at least in its close, right, men are here women are here. countries it's like this, and house cat is right there. That is a bad to be a woman in. get lost in a hike there, you'll end up on YouTube without a head, and there's no web for that.
I do think we could be a less PC when it comes to sports though. Just once, I to hear an announcer go, "god black are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're fast. Back to you Bob." Why we say that, we're all the same species, got it. If I'm at a track and I see them cramming Clydesdale in 3, uh, I'm not going to put my money on it, bet on the thoroughbred, preferably one from Jamaica, got wheels.
I don't like Stuart on sports center. If you don't who he is, he's a gentleman that graduated from UNC with perfect grades. He feels the need to talk hip hop for absolutely no reason at all. While he's plays be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have more cred than you. Second of all, I have HD and you have one eye. Yeah, it's grossing me out. It's eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I want to see Cyclops with the teleprompter. Boo-yah. Take that to the UK where they ugly people on television, not here in America you freak. Yeah, next time you want to passes on the side line, use your hands let it come to the body, you learn that in Pop Warner. I'm aware that I end the joke at the good part, I not to.