Luyện nghe bài hát Four

And sports needs steroids. It are you kidding me, oh
baseball certainly, baseball is a strike from being
soccer. And if you like soccer, well, to America.
See our country has entertainment, so watching
people chase a ball for four hours to end zero-
zero enjoyably unless of course the bleachers
collapse and half of Europe dies. Or you're that
girl from the University New Mexico. She pretty
competitive. Remember her? She was chicks
down by the hair, chicks in the pussy. I can only
assume that her father was in a bunch of debt
and everything was riding on that game. And out
there, "I'm doing this for you pa," or she really
Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure were playing
BYU.

Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to watch a pitching
either, lets hit the ball deep. Don't worry your
records either, for every superstar has done steroids,
a billion double a have juiced up, so the playing field
is plenty even. put an asterisk next to Barry bonds
name sure, as soon as we put one to Babe Ruth's
name: getting to break record black people were
allowed to play. Excuse me, where is asterisks? Why
don't people talk about that? I'd love to know how
homers the babe would've hit had CC be throwing 92
an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the
and quit pointing had José been allowed to swim 90
miles to throw him a junk ball. worry if you don't
follow: 90 miles is the distance from Key to Cuba,
José is a stereotypical name for a ball player, and
a junk is an impossible pitch to hit yard any place
except for the new stadium, which is a joke.

The point is the books might look a little different
had our country not founded by racists, all. And I
love that in 2010 you're not allowed to shit on the
founding fathers. Why not? Screw them. a bunch
of racist fucking pigs with a handful of ideas. I just
hope that when were signing the declaration of
independence, they shot other a glance, "all men
are created equal, you know we mean. Now get me
hot coffee boy."

At we not women, right fellas? Jeez. What is that
like, is it horrible, is it awful, to you're number 2? By
the way, these aren't my it's my observations on
the world I live in. If it changes, I'll adjust the
accordingly. I like you try to rationalize it, "No it's
great being a women, free drinks is not having
equality." Listen, you're in great to be number
two, because at in America its close, right, men are
here women are here. Some it's like this, and
house cat is there. That is a bad country to be a
woman in. Don't' get lost in a there, you'll end up on
YouTube without a head, and no web redemption
for that.

I do think we could be a less PC when it comes to
sports though. Just once, I want to hear an go,
"god black people are fast. cow, All of them, they're
fast. Back to you Bob." Why we say that, we're all
the species, got it. If I'm at a horse track and I see
them cramming Clydesdale in 3, uh, I'm not going to
put my money on it, bet on the thoroughbred,
preferably one from Jamaica, got wheels.

I don't Stuart Scott on sports center. If you don't who
he is, he's a black gentleman that graduated UNC
with almost grades. He feels the need to talk hip
hop for absolutely no at all. While he's calling
he'll be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have
more street cred than you. Second of all, I HD
television and you one eye. Yeah, it's grossing me
out. It's eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't
to see struggling with the teleprompter. Boo-yah.
Take that to the UK where they ugly people on
television, not here in you circus freak. Yeah,
next time you want to catch on the side line, use
hands don't let it come to the body, you learn that in
Pop Warner. I'm aware that I could end the at the
good part, I not to.