And sports steroids. It does are you kidding me, oh baseball certainly, baseball is a strike from being soccer. And if you soccer, well, welcome to America. See our country already has entertainment, so chase a ball around for four hours to end zero- zero isn't unless of course the bleachers collapse and half of dies. Or you're watching that girl from the New Mexico. She seems pretty competitive. her? She was yanking chicks down by the hair, chicks in the pussy. I can only assume that her father was in a bunch of gambling and everything was riding on game. And she's out there, "I'm doing for you pa," or she really hates Mormons, one or the other. Pretty sure were playing BYU.
Ah, Baseball. Nobody wants to watch a battle either, lets hit the deep. Don't worry about your records either, for every that has done steroids, a double a boys have juiced up, so the playing field is plenty even. Well put an asterisk to Barry bonds name sure, as as we put one next to Babe Ruth's name: getting to break before black people were allowed to play. Excuse me, is that asterisks? Why people talk about that? I'd love to know how many homers the babe would've hit had CC be throwing 92 an hour sliders. Maybe, the fat boy would've put the down and quit pointing had José allowed to swim 90 miles to throw him a ball. Don't worry if you don't 90 miles is the distance from Key West to Cuba, José is a stereotypical for a Latino ball player, and a junk ball is an impossible to hit yard any place except for the new Yankee stadium, is a joke.
The point is the books might look a little different had our country not by racists, that's all. And I love that in 2010 still not allowed to shit on the founding fathers. Why not? them. They're a bunch of racist fucking pigs with a handful of good ideas. I that when they were signing the declaration of independence, they each other a glance, "all men are created equal, you know we mean. Now get me hot coffee boy."
At we not women, right fellas? Jeez. What is that like, is it horrible, is it awful, to know number 2? By the way, these aren't my beliefs; it's my on the world I live in. If it changes, I'll the material accordingly. I like when you try to it, "No it's great being a women, free drinks is worth not equality." Listen, in great country to be number two, at least in America its close, right, men are here women are here. Some countries it's this, and cat is right there. That is a bad country to be a woman in. Don't' get in a hike there, you'll end up on YouTube without a head, and no web redemption for that.
I do think we could be a little less PC when it to sports though. once, I want to hear an announcer go, "god people are fast. Holy cow, All of them, they're fast. Back to you Bob." Why don't we say that, all the same species, got it. If I'm at a track and I see them cramming in gate 3, uh, I'm not going to put my money on it, bet on the thoroughbred, preferably one from Jamaica, got wheels.
I don't like Stuart Scott on center. If you don't who he is, he's a black gentleman that graduated UNC with almost grades. He feels the need to talk hip hop for no reason at all. While he's calling he'll be like boo-yah. Easy Stuart. First of all, I have more street cred than you. Second of all, I HD television and you one eye. Yeah, it's grossing me out. It's eight in the morning, I'm eating egos, I don't to see Cyclops with the teleprompter. Boo-yah. that to the UK where they embrace ugly people on television, not here in America you freak. Yeah, next time you to catch passes on the side line, use hands don't let it come to the body, you learn that in Pop Warner. I'm aware I could end the joke at the good part, I not to.