Evan

Evan, you're the one i can't live without
Evan, i'm the water, you're the trout
Evan, you're a huge big friend o mine
Evan, if you step outta line

then we gon' have to fight!
it's friday night tonight!
Evan can't beat me
Evan can't defeat me
Evan is a hardcore punk
and i'm down on his junk

yeahhh yeahhh yeahhh

Evan, you've got stone in your eyes
Evan, always packin' a surprise
Evan, with a face so beautiful
Evan, too cool for school

then we gon' have to fight!
it's friday night tonight!
Evan can't beat me
Evan can't defeat me
Evan is a hardcore punk
and i'm down on his junk

yeahhh yeahhh yeahhh

Evan Taubenfeld!
Evan Taubenfeld!
Evan, Evan, Evan, Evan
i'm lovin' what he'd got goin' on down there
i'm lovin' his hair
i'm lovin' his meat
i'm lovin' his teeth

We gon' have to fight
it's friday tonight to night
evan will lose
i will win
evan is a punk
im sucking his junk
in the trunk
because i'm drunk
and i love spunk