Breathalyzer

Big Shot...
So you're out all night drinking...
Downin' shots - You sure weren't sippin'...
Buyin' rounds, singing songs, makin' friends, b-f-f's...
Who's the man? You're the man, hot shot...

It's after 2...
So you go and the keys out...
Maybe you...
Should call a cab before ya mess up...
Squintin' cause ya can't see, it's stinkin when ya breath
Cause ya drunk... Yes, you're drunk, big man...

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy...
D-U-I, D-U-I
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer

Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI

Caught!
You think you're driving...
Caught!
You could be dying...
Caught!
You're gonna fail...
Caught!
The Breathalyzer...

Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI

Caught!
They know you're swervin'
Caught!
Your face looks flushed...
Caught!
You'll never pass...
Caught!
The Breathalyzer...

V-I-P...
Ya got that love all night...
It won't change...
When bubba gets ya in the cell...
Say goodbye to college, a good job and your girlfriend...
You're goin' down... Doin time, bud-dy...

Spin the tires...
Roll the dice and just try it...
They're not yo' friends...
Ain't supportive, they're just lyin...
You're not ok, your eyes are glossy, you're so drunk you need a car seat...
If you drive, you'll do time - Moron...

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy...
D-U-I, D-U-I
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer

Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI

Caught!
You think you're driving...
Caught!
You could be dying...
Caught!
You're gonna fail...
Caught!
The Breathalyzer...

Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI

Caught!
They know you're swervin'
Caught!
Your face looks flushed...
Caught!
You'll never pass...
Caught!
The Breathalyzer...

Never a good idea to have 'one more drink'...
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
You thought you'd be ok to drive, and you'd get home...
But then you hit someone - and they're killed...

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy...
D-U-I, D-U-I
Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer
Breathalyzer

Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI

Caught!
You think you're driving...
Caught!
You could be dying...
Caught!
You're gonna fail...
Caught!
The Breathalyzer...

Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI

Caught!
They know you're swervin'
Caught!
Your face looks flushed...
Caught!
You'll never pass...
Caught!
The Breathalyzer...

Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI

Breathalyzer, Breath-Breathalyzer
Do a Breathalyzer,
Blow Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, convict...