Big Shot... So out all night drinking... Downin' - You sure weren't sippin'... Buyin' rounds, songs, makin' friends, b-f-f's... Who's the man? the man, hot shot...
It's 2... So you go and the out... you... Should call a cab before ya up... Squintin' cause ya can't see, it's when ya breath ya drunk... Yes, you're drunk, big man...
Breathalyzer, Do a Breathalyzer, Blow Breathalyzer, in the Breathalyzer, dummy... D-U-I, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer,
Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're get a DUI Oh, pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Caught! You you're driving... Caught! You be dying... Caught! gonna fail... Caught! The Breathalyzer...
Oh, pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, you're drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Caught! know you're swervin' Caught! Your face flushed... Caught! never pass... Caught! The Breathalyzer...
V-I-P... Ya got that all night... It change... When bubba ya in the cell... Say to college, a good job and your girlfriend... goin' down... Doin time, bud-dy...
the tires... Roll the dice and try it... not yo' friends... Ain't supportive, just lyin... You're not ok, eyes are glossy, you're so drunk you need a car seat... If you drive, you'll do - Moron...
Breathalyzer, Do a Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Blow in the Breathalyzer, dummy... D-U-I, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer,
Oh, you're pretty drunk, gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, gonna get a DUI
Caught! You think driving... Caught! You be dying... Caught! gonna fail... Caught! The Breathalyzer...
Oh, pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, gonna get a DUI
Caught! They know you're Caught! face looks flushed... Caught! You'll pass... Caught! The Breathalyzer...
Never a good idea to 'one more drink'... Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer, You thought you'd be ok to drive, and get home... But you hit someone - and they're killed...
Breathalyzer, Do a Breathalyzer, Blow Breathalyzer, in the Breathalyzer, dummy... D-U-I, Breathalyzer, Breathalyzer,
Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, gonna get a DUI
Caught! You you're driving... Caught! You be dying... Caught! You're fail... Caught! The Breathalyzer...
Oh, pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI Oh, pretty drunk, you're gonna get a DUI
Caught! know you're swervin' Caught! Your looks flushed... Caught! never pass... Caught! The Breathalyzer...
Oh, you're pretty drunk, gonna get a DUI Oh, you're pretty drunk, you're get a DUI
Breathalyzer, Do a Breathalyzer, Blow Breathalyzer, in the Breathalyzer, convict...