Lindsay Lohan Is Dead (pill In A Glass) (parody Of Candle In The Wind By Elton John)

Peace Lindsay-Lo
Never thought much of your talent
You loved the lifestyle
And now you're in the ground
You know what killed you
Lethal dose of drugs and booze
Rehab did nothing...
So you're the one to lose...

0:38
And I believe your film career was
Like a pill in a glass
So solid at first
But dissolves so fast
We'd like to say we'll miss you
And all your great movies
But Mean Girls was the only flick
That was ever good

1:21
You used to be so hot...
Desired by every dude...
But you were so coked up...
No one cared ya when finally got nude
Wilder Valderamma...
He turned ya out - Took care of biz...
Ran to Mandy Moore...
And continued to get his...

1:50
And I believe your film career was
like a pill in a glass
So solid at first
But dissolves so fast
We'd like to say we'll miss you
And all your great movies
But Mean Girls was the only flick
That was ever good

2:34
Peace out Lindsay-Lo
Never thought much of your talent
You loved the lifestyle
And now you're in the ground
Peace out Lindsay-Lo
Jane Fonda's gotta be smilin...
She almost killed ya...
But got beat by blow and bottles...

And I believe your film career was
like a pill in a glass
So solid at first
But dissolves so fast
We'd like to say we'll miss you
And all your great movies
But Mean Girls was the only flick
That was ever good

But Mean Girls was the only flick
That was ever good