Mo Black Mo Black (parody Of Notorious B.i.g Mo Money Mo Probelms)

now whos black whos white,
whose pants are loose and whose pants are tight.
you tell me whos dark, whos got the mad bark,
whos ryhme gots skill, whose bottle aint filled worth a drop,
mr. black man, b, ya know the shit hit the fan.
wont stop pimpin till im holdin' your hand,
guarantee a million fans when this album blows up.
you dont believe im black?
bitch back the fuck up.
im not playin around,
i need my rest so im gonna lay down,
if didnt know i was black,
guess you know it now....
im the afro-american with the phat-ass sounds.
you know pimpy is my name,
buddha, lead me to the temple so i can keep pimpin'
stay healthy, stay fresh, not hurt like pippen,
true black men gots the shag in the rides,
and i just fucked your bitch 1 more time.

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

i know you'd rather see me white then see me black,
i make all the shots, clean all the spots, and sell all the rocks,
and set all the traps.
i know you think this albums a flop,
but come by the crib baby, and i'll be on top,
ten years from now i'll still be dark,
yo i thought i told ya i smoke pot.
now what ya gonna do to a man much blacker than you,
with a crew much larger than yours,
dont offend me to live like o.j.-its the only way.
don't mess around wit the noi we don't play.
'cause there ain't enough beer here,
aint enough weed here for you to smoke up,
deal wit many honies that holler back at ya-
and my cock is bigger than the contentent of africa.
hell -----the-----------fuck----------ya.

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

all bs, b-l-a-c-k
no info for the k.k.k.
louie farakann pissed cause im flossin,
and cause im hittin more shit than andre dawson.
my ride is supreme, it stays clean,
im still black like mean joe green.
didnt you know im gonna run for presendent,
1st nigga in the office-aint it unpresindent.
baby i told ya, it dont mean a thing to me,
im black too much, got a black mans touch,
had this girl i think she was dutch,
but i let her go cause she talked too much.
my nubian queens always got back,
if an ass is a probelm, i'll handle it,
baby got back.
throw your 40's in the sky,
move em end to end,
nigga gets a new girlfriend,
ill give this broad a ride,
hit her guy,
poeticly, homie see,
pimpy be ballin'
yo' bitch be fallin'
to her knees-what a hoe.
i got the number i need to know,
i needs the dough, though,
go suck my sizac...
your mommys on cizack...
you tricks set trizaps
and my ass is so blizack......

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,

i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,
i dont know why you think im a honkey,
its like the blacker i get the more racist you be,