Alexander Hamilton 3

[Intro]
Alexander
Alexander
Alexander
Alexander

[Verse 1]
Went on a romantic date
Alexander candlelit
Too scared to go on that date
Alexander cancelin'
Oh my God, call 911
Alexander ambulance
His entire family's dead
Alexander has no kin
Was exposed to toxic waste
Alexander has new limb
Has a speech impediment, he
Alexander stammerin'
Pictures with me cost ten bucks
Alexander scammin' 'em
We make real estate simple
Alexander Anderson
(Alexander Hamilton)
(Alexander Hamilton)
Tony, I don't feel so good
Alexander vanishin'

[Verse 2]
Oh look, there is two of them
Alexander has a twin
Father left him at age ten
Alexander 'bandonment
My request did not get in
Alexander sad again
Love some spicy meat-a-balls
Alexander 'talian
Just ate seven cheeseburgers
Alexander flabby chin
Turned into a tree, now he
Alexander sap-a-lin'
Why is it so hard to find an
Alexander cameraman
Doesn't have a cameraman
Alexander has no vid

[Bridge]
Shut up
Girl, get your whole damn butt up
I'm a gentleman, I go "what up"
So girl, get your whole damn butt up

My name is Alexander Hamilton
I hammer all my haters with an avalanche
And cavalcade of proof that they don't stand to win
It's sad that you don't see it, you need bifocals and glasses man
Imagine that you're damaged and your friends have all disbanded
DAMN

Alexander Hamilton
Ain't no place he haven't been
Ladies, they a fan of him
And booties? He can handle ten

[Verse 3]
Eats 5000 fries a day
Alexander 'merican
Knows a lot of tricky words
Alexander scrabble win
Upload Alex Ham 3 now, we
Alexand-emandin' it
Jack's worst thing he's ever released
Alexander brand new vid
Forgot his essay at his house
Alexander panickin'
Jack just got a gender change
Alexander Jackeline
Opens doors for elders, man he
Alexander manners man
Makin' the next Avatar
Alexander Cameron

[Verse 4]
Only uses urinals
Alexander stands to piss
When his favorite song comes on
Alex: "That's my Jam-ilton!"
He was good in track and field
Alexander javelin
Comin' out on Prezzie's Day
Alexander that's a fib
Nearly drowned when he was 12
Alexander cannot swim
Need to throw your trash away?
Alexander has a bin
Now he's wearing black and white
Alexander panda skin
Borrow's other people's songs
Alexander samplin'

[Outro:]
Alexander Hamilton
Alexander Hamilton
We're starting to run out of things that kinda rhyme with "Hamilton"